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December 2005
Why Husbands are Worthless
Contributed by Crista Reuss

Most people agree women keep men around for reproduction, killing bugs, carrying luggage, bringing in groceries, and taking out trash.

After that, their usefulness is limited. For example, here is a Husband who can barely take a message...probably because he is drinking beer and watching football while scribbling down the message.

November 2005
Big Day Working Out at the Gym
Contributed by Gary Richardson

No explanation is necessary.

October 2005
The Bird Thief
Contributed by Chris Holmes

Are you aware you are looking at the picture
of one of the most devious crooks in Maryland history?

This bird was the ring leader of a band of thieves that robbed a car wash of over $4,000!!

You don't believe it?  Well, look for yourself.
Click the picture.

September 2005: The Rewards of a Lifetime of Sacrifice,
Denial, and Self-Discipline
Picture Contributed by Gary Richardson, Joke by Abbie Barbley

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?

August 2005
Why Are They Looking at Me Funny??
Contributed by Anita Williams

It took me a while to figure this picture out.

If you don't see it immediately, study this picture more closely.  Then you will see that
a fan is holding that sign right over the head of the unsuspecting referee. 

Sad for him, he doesn't make things better
for himself with his clueless
"I'm a moron" expression.

July 2005 - The Roller Coaster
Contributed by Anita Williams

Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio, is one of the most famous thrill ride parks in the world.

It's main attraction is the Top Thrill Dragster roller coaster.  With a record-breaking height of 420-feet and record-breaking speed of 120 mph, this amazing ride delivers on its promise of thrilling riders each summer at Cedar Point.
Every picture tells a story. Click on the picture at right and see the rest of the story!

June 2005 -
How to Keep Kids in Line

Contributed by Linda Cook

Deeply clever sign.

May 2005
I've Got A Secret!!
Contributed by Noted Troublemaker
Chris Holmes

So can you figure out what is so unusual or special about the lady in this month's picture other than she is breathtakingly pretty and pleasingly immodest? 

On the surface there is nothing to notice that gives you even the slightest hint that she is in fact playing a very cool practical joke on everybody. Or maybe it is on the surface.

Curious to know what she is up to?
Click the Picture and find out!  Enjoy.

April 2005
The Fire Hydrant and the Beamer
Contributed by Gary Richardson

It looks like someone forgot the rule about not parking in front of a fire hydrant. Apparently some fireman found a way to remind the car owner of the oversight. Do you suppose that hose could have gone over the front hood if they tried a little like pulling up the fire truck?  Or maybe they were sending a message.,,

March 2005 - The Job Interview
Contributed by Milt Oglesby

-----Original Message-----
From: MILT
Sent: Tuesday, February 08, 2005 9:05 AM
To: Rick Archer
Subject:
Shortest Interview Ever
Hey Rick, I know someone who needs a job.
 

-----Original Message-----
From: Rick Archer
Sent: Tuesday, February 08, 2005 10:11 AM
To: MILT
Subject: RE: Shortest Interview Ever

I wonder if she can teach dance or be a Hall Monitor or Registrar?? 

-----Original Message-----
From: MILT
Sent: Tuesday, February 08, 2005 10:40 AM
To:
Rick Archer
Subject: Re: Shortest Interview Ever

Who cares? 
It doesn't matter. If she applies, Hire her.

February 2005
Bad Day at the Job
Contributed by Chris Holmes

Have you ever had a bad day where
nothing seemed to go right?

Chances are your worst day was a breeze compared to this comedy of errors.

For a good laugh, click on the picture.

January 2005
Guess Who Your Daughter Invited to Dinner
Contributed by Rick Archer

Hey fellow Boomers,
Remember when our parents used to get
mad at us about our long hair??

Be careful what you complain about. It can ALWAYS get worse.

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