But now the local
authorities are hitting back. They now plant their signs in
concrete and weld the signs to their pole. In addition, police
chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.
”We will not stand for our Fucking signs being removed,” the
officer states with certainty.
”It may be very amusing for you British, Fucking is simply
Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke, anyway? It is
puerile.”
Local tourist guide Andreas
Rehmueller said it was only the British that had a fixation with
Fucking.
“The Germans all want to see
the Mozart house in Salzburg,” he explained. “And all the
Americans care about is to see where the Sound of Music was shot
around Salzburg back in the Sixties. The occasional Japanese
tourist wants to see Hitler’s birthplace in Braunau. But for
the British, it is all about Fucking.”
Guesthouse manager Augustina
Lindlbauer went on to describe the village’s breathtaking laekes,
forexts, and mountain vistas. “It is amazing that these people
seem to completely ignore our beauty to ask questions instead to
satisfy their obsession with Fucking. It is unreal. Just this
moring I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there
were no Fucking postcards. British people need to grow up.”
