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December 2007 -
Did He Do What it Looks Like He Did?
 

Contributed by Chris Holmes

 

Here is the Royal Family of England.

Something fishy is going on here. 

Judging by the expressions, I would say that Prince Philip is the guilty party.
 

November 2007 -
Why Getting Married in
a Church is Still Considered
a Good Idea

Contributed by Milt Oglesby

October 2007 - Who Cares if She Can Type!

Contributed by Dakota Wilhelm

September 2007 - What's Wrong with this Picture?

Contributed by Jim Landureth

August 2007 -
Three Contenders for the coveted
"Man of the Year" Award

Contributed by Milt Oglesby

These guys are the envy of every man. 
How do they do it?  What's their secret?

July 2007 - Why Men Always
Want Bigger Boats

Contributed by Chris Holmes

 

June 2007 - Father of the Year

Contributed by Milt Oglesby and Carol Gafford


Three Reasons
why Mothers are terrified of
leaving their children alone
with Dad as the babysitter. 

Need we say more?

May 2007 - Contributed by Letty Dougherty

Using the "Priceless" Commercials for reference,

BMW: $28,000
Hose: $300

Cost of Idiot's Window Being Knocked Out: Priceless.

April 2007 - The Story of Fucking, Austria.
Contributed by Carol Gafford and Gareld McEathron

(This article reprinted from a London newspaper)

The Austrians are Not Amused.

British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village furious by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly named village.

While British visitors are finding it hilarious to take home trophy signs, the residents of Fucking are have trouble seeing the funny side.

They don’t appreciate having a joke made out of their town.

Only one kind of criminal ever stalks the sleepy 32-house village located near Salzburg on the German border – cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humor and a screwdriver.

But now the local authorities are hitting back.  They now plant their signs in concrete and weld the signs to their pole.  In addition, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout. 

”We will not stand for our Fucking signs being removed,” the officer states with certainty.

”It may be very amusing for you British, Fucking is simply Fucking to us.  What is this big Fucking joke, anyway?  It is puerile.”

Local tourist guide Andreas Rehmueller said it was only the British that had a fixation with Fucking.

“The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg,” he explained. “And all the Americans care about is to see where the Sound of Music was shot around Salzburg back in the Sixties.  The occasional Japanese tourist wants to see Hitler’s birthplace in Braunau.  But for the British, it is all about Fucking.”

Guesthouse manager Augustina Lindlbauer went on to describe the village’s breathtaking laekes, forexts, and mountain vistas. “It is amazing that these people seem to completely ignore our beauty to ask questions instead to satisfy their obsession with Fucking. It is unreal. Just this moring I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there were no Fucking postcards. British people need to grow up.”

March 2007 - The Hungry Deer
Contributed by Gareld McEathron

Somewhere near Rochester, New York, Ed the Mighty Hunter set out to bag his buck at 5:30 a.m.

By 11:30 a.m., he was exhausted and hungry--and still no buck.

At 12 noon, the mighty hunter Ed loses the remains of his lunch.

Meanwhile a passerby snaps a quiet photo while trying not to startle the deer with a belly laugh.

February 2007 - The Sex Maniac
Contributed by Carol Gafford

This one clearly requires no comment or explanation.

January 2007 - The Tequila Trojan Horse
- Contributed by Rick Archer

Some people say the proposed wall between the United States and Mexico will never work.  Surely the illegal immigrants will find a way to breech the obstacles no matter what.

Here is an early suggestion of one particular tactic that is almost sure to work. 

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