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December 2008 - Crazy Headlines
Contributed by Denny Morse

Click the page at right for a look at headlines that are sure to make you grin!

November 2008 - The Intense Religious Debate
Contributed by Chris Holmes

August 19 2008
This is the start of the famous Presbyterian vs Catholic Church Sign Debate

Click the picture to see the entire debate

October 2008 -  Non-Verbal Communication
Contributed by Denny Morse

Do you suppose he got the message?

September 2008 - The Horny Moose
Contributed by Gerald McEathron

An obvious case of statutory rape!

Gareld made me say it.

Check out May 2008 and March 2008 down below.
Where does he get this stuff?

August 2008 - A Clever Way to Advertise
Contributed by Gerald McEathron

This light switch display is quite the attention-getter.  My friend Gerald noticed it at his doctor's office and decided to snap a picture. 

Too bad we can't think of a similar way to advertise dancing. Hmm.


By the way, Happy 80th Birthday, Gerald!

August 24, 1928 was a ways back, but you are still the best dancer in my class!  Boy, I bet you have some stories to tell!

Rick. 

(PS- Concept and design by Einav Jacubovich)
 

July 2008 - The Happy Couple
Contributed by Chris Holmes

There is no need for any comment whatsoever.
Some pictures speak loudly for themselves.

I will only say that a digital blowup of said photograph revealed no suspicious manipulations.  But some parts of the picture obviously required no enhancement.

June 2008 - 
Why Prohibition Failed
Contributed by Milt Oglesby

In the early twentieth century, much of the impetus for the prohibition movement in North America came from Protestant wariness of alcohol.

From 1920 to 1933, the Dry Law had the support of every decent person in America, yet despite all these noble intentions, the Temperance Movement mysteriously failed in the USA.

Recent photographic discoveries now begin to offer possible reasons why things went wrong.

Judging by the picture, you would guess any sane man would continue to drink for the same reasons people apply mosquito spray.

May 2008 - How NOT to Release a Bear
Contributed by Gerald McEathron

Where does Gerald find these pictures?   Two months ago it was a moose hanging by its antlers thirty feet above ground.

Now we have a bear who was just released back into the wilderness.

You would think the bear would be grateful, yes? 

Well, no. 

This bear has a serious grudge to settle. 

Click the picture to learn more!

April 2008 - Female Fantasies
Contributed by Marla Archer

Long-time visitors to the SSQQ Joke Picture Page are probably aware that the majority of the jokes have long been slanted against women.  For example, check out the "Man of the Year" pictures from January 2008 down below.

One explanation I thought of is there is very little material slanted towards men that is particularly funny. However there exists in life a series of checks and balances.  My wife Marla assures me there are indeed Joke Pictures out there that will make the girls smile.  As proof, she sent me this month's pictures to give the fair sex something to chuckle about at the expense of men. 

So even though I fail to see even the slightest bit of humor in the following set of pictures, I guess I will take her word for it and add Marla's contribution for the sake of fair play... and my own sanity.

Hint - click the picture for more amusement.

March 2008 - The Hanging Moose
Contributed by Gerald McEathron

That moose is alive. Not sure how comfortable he is, but he is in no way wounded or hurt.

This picture is known as the Pogo Moose Incident from  Bracebridge, Ontario, up in Canada.

The electric company was laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles.

This was the time of year that the moose are rutting and very agitated.

This particular moose was thrashing around and somehow got his antlers stuck in the cables as they lay on the ground.

The construction men were several miles away.  When they began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went right up with them.

The workers noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem.  The moose was still very much alive when they lowered him to the ground.

He was a huge 60 inch bull and more than slightly peeved!

Probably had a headache too.

February 2008 - Trapped!
Contributed by Gary Richardson


These Contractors are installing steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a sports bar downtown.

They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home.

How long do you think it will be before they realize where they have parked their vehicle?


January 2008 - Two New Contenders for the coveted "Man of the Year" Award
Contributed by Milt Oglesby

If you are a guy, you know that getting our fair sex counterparts to carry their share isn't the easiest thing in the world to accomplish.  In August 2007 we published 3 pictures of men who were clearly the envy of every hen-pecked guy in the world.  Those pictures were so popular, we have decided to add a couple more.

Why buy a wagon when you have women to carry the load?  What makes the picture on the right so special is the man has thoughtfully lightened his own load.  This allows him to be stronger as he helps support the woman in red as she staggers down the road. 

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