Fantasies for Women

Pictures contributed by Marla Archer and Marissa Hebert
April 2008

FORWARD (Written by Rick Archer)

It has been said that there are Male Jokes and there are Female Jokes, but no such thing as unisex Jokes.  If one sex thinks the joke is funny, typically the other sex is viewing it with a frown and crossed arms.  For example, here is a joke contributed by my friend Phyllis that should be considered a true 'female joke'.  

See what you think.

THE PROPOSITION A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends.  That is when a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered.  He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. She caught herself, but it was too late. The man noticed her attentive stare and was immediately drawn to her (as Men will).  Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition." Flustered, Flabbergasted, and totally Fascinated, the woman had no choice.  Her curiosity demanded she ask what the condition Was. The man grinned, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment.  To her surprise, there was something she wanted him to do.  A smile crossed her face.  She slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse.  She pressed it into the man's hand, looked deeply into his eyes, and carefully spoke. "Clean my house!"

If you enjoyed the joke, then you are probably a female.  If you are indeed female, you are bound to enjoy the rest of this page immensely.

When comes to magazines such as Playboy etc, any man who has lusted and slathered over the pages of magazines like these also knows the women in those pictures are totally unattainable.  Speaking as a guy, we like to look.  Most of us have the sense to appreciate beauty without getting lost.  Healthy men know that fantasies about women such as these are harmless and have the sense to eventually close the pages and get back to real life.

Since theoretically women have had less practice looking at "forbidden pictures", will women have the same ability to distinguish between Fantasy and Reality?  

I can promise you ladies the following pictures are the stuff of a woman's wildest dreams.  You will definitely begin to wish for the real thing.

We are about to proceed, but from one guy to another, I am bound by the laws of Brotherhood and Fraternity to warn all men how how utterly frightening and utterly humorless these upcoming pictures are for men to view. If you are a guy, leave now or risk a bad mood for the rest of your day.

If you a girl, well, lucky you.  Have fun.

And here's one more picture for the road.

Hope you ladies enjoyed yourselves thoroughly!

Rick and Marla Archer