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INTRO     WHAT'S NEW AT SSQQ THIS MONTH
ONE   AUGUST DANCE CLASSES BEGIN ON SUNDAY, AUGUST 29TH 
TWO   UPCOMING DANCE PARTIES INCLUDE THE "KOOL KAT KLUB" SWING PARTY  AND "TATTOO LEATHER AND LACE"
THREE   THE SSQQ ALL-DAY EXTRAVAGANZA AND BEACH BALL PARTY
FOUR   THE SSQQ SEPTEMBER DANCE CRUISE ABOARD THE RHAPSODY IS UP TO 121 PEOPLE - STILL ROOM LEFT!!
FIVE   SSQQ AND COMPETITION DANCING
SIX   THE STORY OF THE 2004 SSQQ MARDI GRAS TRIP!
SEVEN   SSQQ STAFF UPDATES FOR JULY 2004
EIGHT   THE VERY FIRST SSQQ EXTRAVAGANZA WAS A FIASCO AND A WHOPPING SUCCESS ROLLED INTO ONE. HOW COULD THIS BE?
NINE   SO HOW DID THE FIRST SENORES AND SENORITAS CLASS (AKA THE SASS CLASS) TURN OUT?? 
TEN   UPDATE ON LAST MONTH'S STORY: SSQQ TO SEE BELLAIRE'S FIRST-EVER SKY BRIDGE BUILT.
ELEVEN   JOEL MCCLESKY AND VICTOR MARQUEZ DOMINATE AT A RECENT WESTERN DANCE COMPETITION
TWELVE  
THIRTEEN   DEATH IN THE FAMILY: MY FRIEND MILES COCHRAN PASSES AWAY
FOURTEEN   MORE ON THE MYSTERIOUS CHANNEL 13 SSQQ FEATURE
FIFTEEN  
       

REGULAR FEATURES

COMPLAINT OF THE MONTH  BITTER COMPLAINT: WHY THE INTERMEDIATE WESTERN WALTZ CLASS WAS CANCELED IN AUGUST.
COMPLAINT FOLLOW-UP   THE NEXT CHAPTER REGARDING LAST MONTH'S COMPLAINT ABOUT THE VULGAR PROPOSITION
BEST NEW JOKES OF MONTH BEST NEW JOKES OF THE MONTH: 8 NEW JOKES THIS MONTH!! -
Contributed by Anita Williams, Judy Walsh, John Hall, Chris Holmes, Gary Richardson, Judith Williams
SLOW DANCE AND ROMANCE CHERYL CORMIER AND GARY DAVIS GET MARRIED!
SHARON CRAWFORD SHARES SOME INSIDE SCOOP ON HER ENGAGEMENT TO BILL SHAW.
FRAN LANDRY AND RICK JACOBS GET ENGAGED.
ssqq employee of month MELANIE JONES AND JILL BANTA
ssqq logic club WHO WERE THE WINNERS OF THE JULY PUZZLE?
NEW logic puzzle tHE NEW SSQQ LOGIC PUZZLE: PLAYING CARDS
joke picture of the month ISN'T IT INTERESTING HOW YOU REMEMBER CERTAIN PEOPLE?
WORST NEW PUN OF MONTH LONE RANGER AND TONTO -  Contributed by Ralph Volz
VOCABULARY WORD  SOLIPSISM Contributed by Rick Archer
VENUS AND MARS WOMEN'S ASS SIZE - Contributed by Patty Jones 
CLEAN SIDE JOKES FEATURING  "The Safari Dog, Leopard, & Monkey"  BY CHRIS HOLMES AND PAT ROBERTS
AND WHICH 5 JOKES FROM LAST YEAR'S AUGUST NEWSLETTER JOINED THE HALL OF FAME??
BLUE SIDE JOKES FEATURING  " Lessons on the Beach" - Judy Walsh
       

SPECIAL FEATURES

  FEATURE ONE   STORY IN THE NEWS: Cruise Passengers Told to Abandon Ship  
  FEATURE TWO   STORY IN THE NEWS: Mouse in the soup
  FEATURE THREE   STORY IN THE NEWS: German court rejects man's brothel demand
  FEATURE FOUR   STORY IN THE NEWS: HOUSTON'S NEW MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR RAIL STOPPED BY FLOODING
  FEATURE FIVE   STORY IN THE NEWS: HOUSTON CHRONICLE ARTICLE ABOUT MISSING DOGS.
  FEATURE SIX   STORY IN THE NEWS: The Most Beautiful Hotel in the World!! - contributed by Gary Richardson
       
 
 

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WHAT'S NEW

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WHAT'S NEW AT SSQQ THIS MONTH

 

WHAT'S NEW AT SSQQ IN SEPTEMBER!!

September welcomes an exciting new face to the studio, Cheryl Denise! Cheryl will be teaching a class in Brazilian Samba here at SSQQ on Saturdays at 4:30. Cheryl has been performing as a dancer, a vocalist, and as an actress for 25 years. Recently she performed in San Francisco as a "Sambista" in Canto do Brasil and appeared in the renowned Carnival San Francisco. Now she has moved to Houston and is anxious to resume her teaching career as well!

September brings us Daryl and Joanne Armstrong's infamous "Tattoo Leather and Lace" Party on September 25th. SSQQ survived this party last year and may survive this year's sequel. For those of you who don't read between the lines well, this is not your "ordinary" SSQQ dance party. Let's just leave it that.

Believe it or not, there is still space available on the SSQQ September Cruise. We are up to 120 people threshold and continue to get last-minute nibbles. With a huge wedding reception scheduled, two Coat and Tie Big Band Dances, 4 SSQQ dance workshops, a Ballroom Dance combo in the Centrum, and after-hours dancing scheduled every night of the trip, most of our passengers will likely need a vacation to recover from their vacation!

Last month we wrote a story about how 8 different SSQQ dancers either won or placed in the New Orleans UCWDC Mardi Gras Dance Competition. I mentioned at the time that SSQQ may be on the verge of developing a dance competition training program. Since then Scott Ladell has began training his first SSQQ student while Anita William's talented duo of Victor Marquez and Joel McClesky both won separate dance competitions in August.

The SSQQ Extravaganza is coming on August 28th in conjunction with our annual Beach Ball Party. During the day we will have 24 dance workshops to choose from and at night we will dance to the music of our first live band five years. HIT AND RUN is a terrific dance band that will play Western, Swing, and Whip music all night long. This entire day is going to be Something Special!! Won't there be some stories!!

The SSQQ Logic Club exploded in August!! We have long suspected that many highly intelligent people frequent the dance studio. Quietly they are referred to "The Handicapped". Did you know that intelligence and the ability to dance are negatively correlated?? Let me add if you understand what this means, then you understand what I mean.

SSQQ has been a haven for the overly-bright for some time. We do our best to nurse them slowly past their brains and into their senses. You can spot them easily - they are the ones who carefully watch their feet when they dance lest the feet develop a mind of their own. It is a wonderful coincidence that intelligent people not only take forever to learn how to dance, they also usually earn a lot of money. SSQQ has been more than happy to exploit this phenomenon for years. Although they may be called "handicapped" out of earshot, to their faces we refer to them as our "Favorite Customers". One particular Ph D is so especially hopeless we have a special nickname for him. We call him "Rent Check"!!

One of the ways we make sure our "Best Customers" feel right at home is bait the trap by offering a monthly Logic Puzzle. The overly-bright cannot resist solving it immediately!!  Usually we stick our Logic Puzzle somewhere in a deep corner of the SSQQ Web Site. For example, in July we only had four or five people participate. However once in a while we need to bring some new "Favorite Customers" out  of hiding so in August we actually put the link to the Logic Puzzle in the email Newsletter. The results were astounding!!

We had a record number of participants!  16 people in all turned in the correct answers. I had no idea how rosy our future profit margins were looking until these results poured in!  Thank goodness for overly-smart people. And isn't it wonderful that here at SSQQ they have found an institution that truly appreciates them for what they are!

By the way, lately it has become nearly impossible to finish the Web Site Newsletter before this email goes out. This month is no different. We will begin adding bits and pieces of the September Newsletter on the SSQQ Web Site beginning Thursday, August 26th.

Did you know we have a feature in the SSQQ Newsletter known as "Stories in the News"?  As you know I have a weird job that calls for me to work nights.  In the evening while you play, I work.  However there is a flip side to this coin. Many of you people are working very hard for a living while I have nothing better to do at 8 AM than drink my coffee and calmly read the paper.

As a result of this relaxed approach to the news, I catch lots of stories that you might miss and I just love sharing them with you!!   Some are funny, some are serious, some are tragic. I think they are all interesting.  You decide.
 

STORY ONE

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THE JULY SCHEDULE OF CLASSES
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/schedule.htm

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE JUNE 2004 SCHEDULE
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/extra.htm

 
 
STORY ONE: SEPTEMBER DANCE CLASSES BEGIN ON SUNDAY, AUGUST 29TH  

http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/schedule.htm

HERE ARE THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE SEPTEMBER 2004 SCHEDULE
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/extra.htm

1. By student request we will be offering Gloria Sanchez' Adv Swing Balboa. This class has been very popular, so be sure to join in on Sundays in September at 4:30 pm.

2. The legendary Disco partner dance Latin Hustle will be taught by Scott Ladell on Sundays in September. Hustle footwork & timing is very similar to West Coast Swing & its patterns are very similar to East Coast Swing.

3. The Beginning Whip/West Coast Swing Superclass is back!! These 2 fascinating dances are taught side by side on Sunday and Thursday. Whip and WCS are danced to Disco, Blues, Pop & Rock music. WCS features fancy footwork & flashy spins while Whip has that sexy hip motion. Rick Archer and Charlene Tees teach on Sundays while MG Anseman pitches in to help Charlene on Thursdays.

4. Beginning Ballroom will be taught by Judy Archer. This is a much-requested class that returns on Mondays after a five-month absence. Learn the basic steps to Foxtrot, Waltz, and Tango and stay for practice after class!

5. Slow Dance and Romance will be offered on Mondays w Rick & Bethany. There are moments in every person's life where the opportunity to dance gracefully to a beautiful slow song becomes the most important skill imaginable. This class is perfect for people getting married or to simply dance gracefully at a jazz bar when a sultry love song calls you to the floor!

6. Charlene will teach Intermediate Tango on Mondays in Septembers - Fans, Lunges, and Promenades!

7. September brings us Sharon Crawford's much-anticipated Beg Western Cha Cha. Cha Cha is the famous Latin dance that works beautifully to slow Western Polkas with a romantic Latin feel such "Neon Moon" and "Tequila Town". Don't miss it!

8. Martian Whip is taught by Rick Archer and Bethany Daniels on Thursdays. Houston City WCS champion Bryan Spivey and his partner Lisa Palmer teach the Friday night sequel known as the Martian Xtra class. There is no overlap between the two nights which means you pay one price and get the second class for free.

9. Scott Ladell is a Competition Western dancer who has recently joined the SSQQ Staff. So far Scott has gotten one compliment after another for his interesting choreography. He will be offering Death Valley 2 on Fridays in September.

10. Bachata returns on Saturdays with Linda Cook. Bachata is a slow salsa dance very similar to the Bossa Nova.

11. Cheryl Denise will be teaching Brazilian Samba in September on Saturdays at 4:30 pm. Samba is the national dance of Brazil and is famous as the Parade Dance of Carnivale in Rio! Cheryl was a regular performer in the renowned Carnival San Francisco who has recently moved to Houston. Her class should be very exciting!!

12. SSQQ is continues to offer a special Saturday dance program named "Senors and Senoritas" from 1:30-3:30 pm. Taught by Milt Oglesby and Susan Arevalo, the SASS CLASS as it has come to be known features all kinds of dancing and has a built-in practice night at the end of each class. If you have any questions, email Milt at MILTTGIF@aol.com For more information, http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/senors.htm
 
 
     
  STORY TWO RETURN TO HEADLINES  
 

SATURDAY NIGHT PARTIES IN SEPTEMBER
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/calendar.htm

  THE KOOL KAT KLUB SWING DANCE ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 11TH
Saturday, September 11th, 9:15 - 1 am, Cover Charge $7
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/party17koolkat.htm

Swing dancing will be in Room 1, Salsa dancing will be in Room 4, and Tango dancing in Room 6.
Dress Code: Wear whatever you like!

CRASH COURSES FROM 7-9 PM:
(Note: To Register for a Crash Course, you simply show up the night of the party and sign up at the door!)

KOOL KAT KLUB ADV SWING PTNS! - Judy
JIM'S FAV ADV SALSA PTNS - Jim Coulter
BACHATA - Linda
AMERICAN TANGO - YJ
BEG LINDY HOP - Gloria
WEST COAST SWING - Bethany

DRESS KOOL OR GO SIT ON THE STOOL

The idea behind the KOOL KAT KLUB party is to assume you are a Kool Kat, male or female variety, on your way to a night of hot Swing dancing at the Koolest dance club in Harlem. As most of you know, Harlem was the epicenter for the birth of Swing music in the 20s and for the Lindy Hop at the same time. Harlem later became the home of some of the most famous Jazz artists in history.

Now it is your job to dress Kool. Don't ask us how to dress. You are supposed to just "know". Like a hotel so expensive that anyone who has to ask shouldn't bother, anyone who doesn't have a clue how to dress "Kool" doesn't deserve to come to a Kool Swing Party like this one.

Swing Nerds stay away. Hot Kitties and Bad Cats only.
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THE INFAMOUS TATTOO, LEATHER AND LACE ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 25TH
TATTOO LEATHER AND LACE PARTY HOSTED BY DARYL AND JOANNE ARMSTRONG
Saturday, September 25th, 9:15 - Midnight, Cover Charge $7
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/party17leather.htm

CRASH COURSES 7-9 pm
BEG C&W: TEXAS TWOSTEP - Daryl
INT C&W: CIRCLE TURNS - Susan
SPECIAL WEST. WALTZ REVIEW - Sharon
BOXFOX FOR THE RHAPSODY CRUISE FORMAL NIGHTS - Marty/Adele
LINDA'S FAV GHOST TOWN PTNS - Linda
LEATHER & LACE WHIP PTNS - Rick (cpls)

(This party is so bizarre we will wait till the next Newsletter to avoid scaring any further business away.)
 
STORY THREE

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THE SSQQ EXTRAVAGANZA!!

 
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The SSQQ Extravaganza is an all-day Dance Event on Saturday, August 28.
Doors open at 9 am and stay open till after Midnight!!
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/party16.htm

There will be six Crash Courses offered at 4 different times in the day, meaning you have 24 classes in all to choose from!
The BEACH BALL PARTY later that night will feature the first live band at SSQQ in 4 years. HIT 'N RUN is headed by Charlie Cotrone featuring Rick Keith on Keyboards. George Grega has known Charlie and his band for many a year. Earlier this year in January I went to the wedding of George's daughter Tonya. While there I was very impressed with how good the band was. I had no idea they were personal friends of George. After I complimented George on the selection of the band, George smiled and said, "Why don't you ask them to play at the studio?" And that's how it happened.

Now thanks to George, he has made sure that Kirsten Chambers and Kimberly Mendoza will be singing for us! Both ladies have sung for the Houston Grand Opera as well as TUTS and the Gilbert & Sullivan Society. In the words of George, they also enjoy the chance to let their hair down and sing a few "done me wrong songs". Actually I have cleaned up George's words. What he really said is they like to sing in dangerous, off-the-beaten-path places. The exact word was "slumming". I suppose next to the Grand Opera, SSQQ might be a step in the wrong direction, but I bet these gals will be amazed at how many people will be dancing. Rumor has it they may even bring some more of their singing friends along to join in the fun!

As for the Extravaganza, there are four sessions offering workshops in Beginning and Advanced West Coast Swing, Beginning and Advanced Swing, Beginning and Advanced Western, and even some Hip Hop Line Dances!

LAST MINUTE UPDATE:

The big news at SSQQ is our huge Dance Extravaganza this Saturday, August 28, followed by our annual Beach Ball Party.
The first part of the day features 24 different hour and a half workshops to choose from. These workshops range from Western to Whip to Swing to Hustle to Hip Hop. There are advanced classes and beginner classes, meaning there is something for everyone to take all day long. The last time we held an Extravaganza, we had over two hundred people attend. Here's betting we beat that total!!

The Beach Ball will feature our first live dance band in over five years. Charlie Cotrone brings Hit 'n Run to the studio for an evening of Western, Whip, and Swing music. As an added feature, there will be special guest vocalists for many of the songs. GJG Event Services will provide the Stage and my friend George Grega will bring in his beautiful light show for the occasion.

During the Band Breaks, we will have everything from a dance performance by Scott Ladell and Anita Williams to the infamous Beach Ball Cha Cha Line Dance to the amazing Beach Ball Surf and Sand Polynesian Fertility Ritual. You certainly won't want to miss that, especially you single folks!!

Assistant Police Chief Byron Holloway of the Bellaire Police Department went way beyond the line of duty to get permission for us to park on both sides of First Street all day long. As you know, parking is usually prohibited on the east side of the street, but for this all-day event we can park safely on either side of the street. Visitors to our annual Halloween Party will recall that Chief Holloway provides security for the studio every year. We are very fortunate to have a friend like him.

Stathy Demeris of Charlie's Barbeque has been kind enough to provide a 10% discount all day long to eat next door at his restaurant. This will make re-fueling much more convenient!! Just tell them you are from SSQQ.

Susan Schroeder of the SSQQ Quick Stop will have sandwiches and munchies galore for Couch Potatoes too lazy to even venture out the door!!

This should be a very COLORFUL party. Don't forget it is a BEACH BALL! This means all of you men need to wear the brightest, loudest Hawaiian shirts imaginable. And you women should wear next to nothing! (Think "Olympic Beach Volleyball" attire!!) Or at least wear a pretty sundress if perhaps the Beach Volleyball look is not your style. The point is to dress so loud you can barely hear the music.

By the way, did you know if you register in advance for all 4 sessions of the workshop, you get the dance party for free? What a great deal!

Workshop Schedule: http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/extravaganza.htm
Beach Ball Party Information: http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/party16.htm
Register in Advance: https://www153.ssldomain.com/ssqq/register/crashcourses/

Did you know we had over 200 people at our first Extravaganza in 1999? And why did it take us another 5 years to have another one? Something TERRIBLE happened at the first Extravaganza. Something so traumatic happened that only now the scars have healed sufficiently to try again

Story of the First Extravaganza: http://ssqq.com/information/advent41.htm
 
 

STORY FOUR

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UPDATES ON THE SSQQ SEPTEMBER RHAPSODY
DANCE CRUISE 
96 AND COUNTING!!

http://ssqq.com/information/rhapsody2004promo.htm

 
 

STORY FOUR:  THE SSQQ SEPTEMBER DANCE CRUISE ABOARD THE RHAPSODY IS UP TO 113 PEOPLE. 

http://ssqq.com/information/rhapsody2004promo.htm

THERE IS STILL SPACE AVAILABLE AT THE ORIGINAL PRICES!

PHONE MARLA AT 713 862 4428 OR EMAIL marla@ssqq.com

 SSQQ has scheduled a 7-day Cruise aboard Royal Caribbean’s floating palace known as the “Rhapsody” at the end of September. The dates for the sailing are Sunday, September 26, thru Sunday, October 3.

Something that makes this particular trip out of the ordinary is that Marla and I will be getting married aboard the ship.

Marla and I connected on the SSQQ Cruise back in August 2001.  I had known her for about six months previously as a student, but had never actually talked. On the first night of the cruise, there was a midnight dance at the Disco.  As I walked in, I saw Marla standing in the door watching the dancing. She appeared to be getting ready to leave so I hustled over and asked her to dance.  We danced freestyle for a while and then sat down. Over Margaritas we began a conversation. I was amazed at how much chemistry we had right from the start.  The rest is history.

We have never been apart since.

Originally Marla and I thought we would get married in Estes Park, Colorado, since that is where I proposed to her over Memorial Day 2003.  We had intended to get married in front of the Stanley Hotel (famous as the inspiration for “The Shining”) with the Rocky Mountains as our backdrop. But on our recent trip there this year, we realized how impractical the entire plan was.  I think the final straw was when I had to carry four pieces of luggage up three flights of stairs at the Stanley. We checked in at 10:30 pm after a long drive in the mountains only to find their elevator was broken. I discovered it had been broken for six months. Somehow the place didn’t seem quite as romantic any more.

So we went back to the drawing board. Marla wanted to get married aboard the Rhapsody. After all, we met on an SSQQ cruise, why not get married on one?   Made sense to me.

Unfortunately when we checked in June for availability, there was already another wedding scheduled!  Amazing.  It turns out they only do the weddings while the ship is docked in Galveston each Sunday. Unfortunately someone had already beat us to the punch.

But if you know Marla, she doesn’t give up.  It didn’t hurt that as the trip’s travel agent she had access to people in high places.  So for the first time, there will be two weddings on the same trip!

The first wedding party gets the “Shall We Dance” Lounge and we get the Disco. Makes sense. After all, that’s where it started.

The problem is that due to 9/11 restrictions, the ship will only allow 35 guests. And Marla and I count in the total!  That leaves 33.  So most of our wedding guests will be immediate family and a few landlubbers who aren’t going on the trip. 

Marla was depressed at having to leave so many people off the list. Then she had the idea to spring for a lavish Reception later in the day for everyone who is going on the cruise. After pulling some more strings, we now have a wedding reception for 113 people later the same evening in the “Shall We Dance” Lounge in addition to our earlier party. 

That makes two wedding receptions in one day plus the huge “Tattoo Leather and Lace” Party the night before at the studio.  I imagine I will be a tired boy on this trip.  But you know what?  I am looking forward to it. I think everyone is going to have a great time.

Lately we have had several women drop off at the same time that several men were joining. The boy-girl ratio is definitely starting to improve. That makes me feel good because that improves the chances that I will see some sparks fly between some of our guests on our Honeymoon trip. 

As they say, “Who’s next?”


BY THE WAY, SOME CRUISES CAN BE VERY EXCITING!  GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO A CARNIVAL SHIP JUST BARELY OUT OF NEW YORK CITY?  CLICK HERE TO READ.

 
 

STORY FIVE

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STORY FIVE: SSQQ AND COMPETITION DANCING

 

Written by Rick Archer for the August Newsletter

Although most of you think of SSQQ as “Home” and take it for granted, in the big picture of things you might be surprised to find our studio is one of the largest dance studios in America.  In terms of sheer numbers of students, we might even be THE largest  (does anyone know of a larger studio?)

And how did this come about?  We accomplished this impressive feat by being “different”.  Right from the start SSQQ separated from the pack by emphasizing social dancing for the fun of it over dance competition.

Traditional dance studios emphasize dance competitions and dance exhibitions.  Through the use of private lessons, most studios motivate their students towards excellence by targeting various dance competitions.  Although we teach private lessons as well, our reputation has been built on our Group Lesson program.  It is the Group Lessons that account for our attendance numbers, numbers I might add that are practically unheard of in the dance industry.

SSQQ has always emphasized Group Lessons with the aim of making dance fun to learn and fun to use. I might add our Group Lessons are also a lot less expensive than private lessons.  This helps to make learning to dance a much more affordable hobby.

Even our studio dicor is different. Our walls are not lined with trophies from dance competitions or with pictures of past dance champions.  Instead they are filled with pictures of countless students having fun dancing. 

Over the years our main measure of success has been the thousands of students we have taught to dance.  We are also proud of the several hundred couples that have met here at the studio and gone on to get married.  I might add the Marriages are just the tip of the iceberg.  Throw in a dollar for every romance we have assisted and I could retire right now.

Still SSQQ has been the object of much criticism over the years from Houston’s dance community. We don’t teach styling, we don’t teach technique, we don’t teach frame, we let our students dance sloppy without any correction.  We have no dance champions and we don’t stress excellence.

You get the idea. 

It is true that we don’t train dance champions. Dance champions will never emerge from a group class, even if it is an “Elite Group Class”.  I completely agree that at some point, private lessons are a mandatory step for anyone who wishes to achieve excellence in the world of dance.  However as you will see, our group classes are a marvelous place to get started.

One reason SSQQ has not trained a dance champion is due to the simple fact that we haven’t ever tried to.  I have never had the interest to play that game, but the main reason is that I never have had the time.  Running this enormously complex business has always been a full-time job.  I gave up teaching private lessons years ago simply because I no longer had the time.

Nevertheless I have always felt that if there were some teachers here at the studio that wanted to put their mind to it, SSQQ could become a force in the world of competition dancing as well. 

This hunch became a fact last January 2003.  During a New Years 2003 Competition our wonderfully gifted longtime dance teacher Susie Merrill took her legendary Heartbeat Dance Team to the UCWDC World Dance Championship. 

Over the previous six years Heartbeat had been a consistent winner in dance competitions throughout Texas and nearby states. The team had become so deep and so talented that Susie decided to take aim at the highest target. She set the Worlds Western Dance Competition as their ultimate goal.  To her delight, Heartbeat did indeed win the World Championship in the “Team Category” despite some tough competition. 

Susie has been an SSQQ Instructor since the late 80s.  Her original team started in 1997 as an offshoot from fiddling with a Western dance known as “Triple Two”.  She recruited some SSQQ instructors and advanced dancers to help her. Just by playing around they developed such a clever routine that Susie asked permission to let them perform here at the studio. After a big round of applause the whole group was hooked and decided to get even more serious. They continued to practice for another year and a half just for the fun of it. They honed and modified their routine.  In 1998 they decided to go on a road trip. It began innocently enough as they were just going to go to a small competition in nearby Austin to dance an exhibition. Their routine was very well received, but something happened. As the team members watched the other people compete, they began to imagine dancing just as well as some of those people did.  The fire was burning. The team decide!

d to get serious and dance competitively.  From then on, each individual took it upon himself or herself to do whatever it took to improve as dancers. Many of them began taking private dance lessons in addition to their team practices.

The 2003 victory at Worlds was the culmination of all those efforts. 

Heartbeat consisted of 24 dancers who trained right here at the studio.  Let me point out that all but one of these dancers was recruited from the ranks of current and former SSQQ students.  As I said, our group lessons may not be enough to win a dance contest, but they give you a heck of a great start. One question the competitors constantly asked was, “Where do you find so many men who can dance so well?”  

However it wasn’t easy.  The long hours of training plus the stress of keeping up with rules changes and upgrading the routines took its toll.  The struggle for Heartbeat to win the Worlds was so great that Susie practically fell apart from exhaustion after it was all over.  She was offered a job teaching science up in Longview, Texas, which is where she and her husband Bill have their retirement home. The temptation to “get away from it all” was too great so she jumped at the offer.  For the past school year Susie has been up in Longview, which explains why some of you newer members of the studio may not have heard of her.

Losing Susie was a fatal blow for Heartbeat.  Unfortunately there was no obvious successor.  Without their charismatic coach, the members of Heartbeat decided it was better to go out on top.  After a tearful farewell party here at the studio in January 2003, they disbanded.  I have noted there must be some serious fun in this competition game because ever since many of the members speak to me of their yearning to start all over again and raise the phoenix from the ashes.

One person who decided she would keep going is Anita Williams. At the Austin competition that really brought the team’s focus together, Anita was one of the people who had been inspired to take private lessons.  Her work paid off in a big way.

While Anita and her 23 fellow dancers were busy winning the team championship at World’s in 2003, Anita was the only Heartbeat member to win an individual competition (3 different people entered).  With her teammates cheering for her, Anita won first place in the West Coast Swing Worlds competition to add to her victory as part of Heartbeat. 

Unfortunately soon after her victory, several of Anita’s body parts decided to give way. She suffered an infuriating series of knee and foot injuries that required several surgeries to fix.  While her own dance career was postponed as she healed, Anita decided she enjoyed competitive dancing so much that she turned to coaching. 

Her first student was Victor Marquez who just happened to have been her dance partner on Heartbeat.  After the smoke cleared from the team victory, Anita approached Victor with this request - She wanted to try her hand at being a pro and compete with him as the “amateur”.  Anita made it clear to Victor that this was going to be a learning process for her. She said that most of what she could offer was her experience as a former competitor. Victor said yes and so it began.

Anita and Victor began putting routines together in late February 2003 to prepare for their first event in May at the Texas Classic. From there they went to New Orleans, then another event in Houston and a final event in Dallas.  Working the competition circuit had two purposes - first to get invaluable experience and second because they needed to compete in at least three UCWDC sanctioned events to qualify to compete at Worlds. 

Victor and Anita had so much success at the local competitions that they were encouraged to go to Worlds.  They spent November and December working hard at practicing and structuring the routines.  As a result, they were well prepared for the Big Show.

Not only did Victor and Anita dance the five required dances, they put two other dances on the floor as well!  They were very pleased by how comfortable they felt.  They knew they had danced well and by watching the other couples knew they had a chance to place high.  But first they would have to suffer an agonizing wait for the results.  After dancing New Year’s Day, they had to wait three days for the awards ceremony!  Anita was a nervous wreck the entire time. She couldn’t stop thinking about what the results might be. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!!

Anita felt certain that Victor had a great chance to win but the waiting nearly shot her nerves for life.  Finally the awards day came.  Anita burned several more cat lives when she discovered the ceremony had been delayed. 

Finally the Awards Ceremony began just one hour before they had to take a taxi to the airport.  Would this be enough time to get to Victor’s results??  Anita was through with her fingernails so she started to bite her toenails instead.

Fortunately after all that waiting, Victor’s division was one of the first announced. Anita was on pins and needles as they read each placement in reverse order. When they got to the #3, she could hardly breathe. Then they announced the #2 winner it wasn’t Victor.  Since he was the only one that hadn’t been named, this meant he was the last man standing. Victor won! 

Not only did Victor win, his scores were superior.   He had basically trounced the field. Anita decided to call him “Victory” as his new nickname.  The man definitely deserved the moniker.

This impressive championship motivated Victor and Anita to continue working together in 2004.  Plus Anita had something else up her sleeve - she recruited a second dance partner!!  Early this year, Anita began working with SSQQ student Joel McClesky as well.

Not long after the big win at Worlds Anita spied Joel in the SSQQ Martian Whip class.  Using the confidence she had gained from working with Victor, Anita persuaded Joel to compete with her as well.  Fortunately Anita’s stable of thoroughbreds does not currently compete against one another.  Due to his previous victories, Victor competes at a higher level than Joel.

I have watched these two men train with Anita on several occasions. Every now and then I drop by the studio on a Saturday. Each time I see Anita and Victor dancing.  Usually Joel is also there sitting on the couch waiting his turn.  Or maybe I will see Victor watching while Anita works with Joel. Or maybe Anita would sit and let Joel practice with his girlfriend Ruth or Victor dance with his girlfriend Christine. They are always training! 

The hard work recently paid off.  Over the weekend of Friday, July 16th, Victor, Joel, and Anita had an exciting weekend in New Orleans at the Dance Mardi Gras UCWDC competition. Mr. Victor was indeed the Victor again in his competition, but Anita had a new thrill as well - this time Joel won his competition as well.  This means Joel has now won two competitions, the first being here in Houston at “the Texas Classic” in May. That’s a pretty good start.

Victor and Joel’s victories are no accident. I happen to know that both men are “Naturals” when it comes to dance.  These men moved gracefully from the first time I saw them. Nor is it surprising that Anita picked them - she can spot talent!  But you know what, I think Anita is a “Natural” too. Not only is she a great dancer, it looks like she has the makings of a great coach.

Joel and Victor’s success was not the only SSQQ news this weekend.  In all there were EIGHT SSQQ students and teachers who won or placed in their divisions. 

In the C&W competition, Cher Longoria, Christine Sandal, Joel McClesky, and Victor Marquez won their divisions.  Randy Winfrey came in second in his division. Priscilla Hamic came in fifth in her division.

Cher Longoria was the only person to enter both sides of the competition. After winning her Western contest, Cher came in fourth overall in her division as well. I loved her victory message to me, “I won”.  My reply? “Good.”

While Joel and Victor are indeed “Naturals”, let us not overlook another amazingly gifted male dancer. The entire Houston dance community is aware that SSQQ Whip Instructor Bryan Spivey is one of the finest young talents to come along in many a year.  When you see him dance, you realize he moves his body better than most women, but somehow manages to look quite masculine in the process.  In the Mardi Gras West Coast Swing competition, Bryan Spivey won his Pro-Am division in impressive fashion. Dancing Pro-Am with Lisa D’Amico against a crowded, deeply talented field, the odds were not in his favor. Nevertheless in classic Julius Caesar fashion, Bryan came, saw and conquered. 

When you put Bryan, Victor, and Joel side by side, we are reminded of the classic query mentioned earlier, “Where on earth do you find all these men who can DANCE???”

And guess who the top-rated Coach was?  Actually Anita is too modest to accept my praise. I don’t know how anyone can beat a coach whose only two students both won first place, but I learned long ago the world of competitive dancing can yield some strange results. Nevertheless Anita insisted I say that all she knows is that as a “Coach” she placed somewhere in the top 10% out of 42 different dance professionals. Not bad for a woman who dances wonderfully but can’t even walk without a limp!!

We have always know that SSQQ is a great place to get started dancing if your objective is to learn to social dance.  After this weekend, it is no longer idle speculation that we may have the seeds of a competition program as well.

We have three instructors who are ready to roll up their sleeves and help all comers with Western and West Coast Swing right now.

Anita Williams can train a male dancer to compete Pro-Am either in Western or West Coast Swing.  If you are interested in learning more about details, contact her at anitawilliams1@juno.com

Scott Ladell has recently joined the SSQQ staff. He is a very experienced Western dancer. Working in conjunction with Anita, Scott is ready to train a female dancer to compete in a Western Pro-Am. You can reach him at scottladell@houston.rr.com

Our recent college graduate Bryan Spivey still has Amateur dance status. He isn’t ready to go Pro-Am just yet.  I think he is thoroughly enjoying taking everything one step at a time. However Bryan said he will be happy to work with anyone male or female who wishes to improve their WCS dancing with a future eye towards competition.  You can contact him at bubbamotion@yahoo.com

And one more thing - the next time someone corners you at Wild West and tells you the only way to get any good at dancing is to go learn someplace else, set ‘em straight.  Thank you.

 
 

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THE STORY OF THE 2004 SSQQ MARDI GRAS TRIP!

 
 

http://ssqq.com/information/mardigras2004home.htm
 
 
 

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SSQQ STAFF UPDATES FOR JULY 2004

 

The major change at the studio staff involved the retirement of Brian and Ann White from teaching. Ann White, then known as Ann Bush, joined the SSQQ staff in the summer of 1999. Brian joined about a year later in September of 2000.  Along with fellow SSQQ instructors Ben Liles, Anita Williams, Martin Anderson, Jill Banta and Mo Hendrix, Brian and Ann were founding members of the Heartbeat Dance Team coached by Susie Merrill from 1997 through January 2003.  This was the dance team that won a world UCWDC championship in January 2003. However the climb to the top was so arduous that Susie decided to retire from coaching soon afterwards.  I might add it was during their time as members of the dance team that Brian and Ann started going together. 

After a four year courtship, last November 2003 Brian and Ann got married.  As they settled into married life, I imagine some of the excitement of working every Friday night after a long work week lost some of its allure. Ann and Brian were highly respected teachers here at the studio for a long time. I know they will be missed.  However, once they recharge their batteries, I would not be surprised to see them take another stab at teaching. I wish them well.

I would like to welcome Scott Ladell to our staff. Scott will be taking one of the open teaching spots on Friday. Scott is an expert Western Swing instructor who has been a competition dancer for some time. He is also an excellent Western Swing choreographer and prefers to teach upper level Western Swing classes.  So expect some interesting patterns once Scott gets settled into teaching here. He will start with Ghost Town 11 in July on Fridays.

Also the lovely Gina Garza has joined the staff as an Assistant on Fridays. In addition to holding down a full-time job, Gina is also pursuing a master's degree in business at Rice University. She tells me she comes to the studio to regain her sanity.  Somehow, I understand completely.  Gina got her picture in this month's Newsletter.  Go visit the Sock Hop Pictures!!
 
 

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THE VERY FIRST SSQQ EXTRAVAGANZA WAS A FIASCO AND A WHOPPING SUCCESS ROLLED INTO ONE.
HOW COULD THIS BE?

 
 


Long ago in January 1999, America was in the midst of an enormous Swing reincarnation. The heyday of Swing Dancing was in the 1920s and 30s with the emergence of Big Band music. Swing Dancing hit its peak of popularity during World War II, then like the Dinosaurs mysteriously disappeared from the face of the earth soon after the war ended.

50 years later Swing Dancing roared back to life during the late 1990s. 1990s movies like "Swing Kids" and "Swingers" hinted at a Swing Comeback, but it took the famous "Jump Jive and Wail" Gap Commercial of April 1998 to skyrocket Swing Dancing to the very forefront of American consciousness.

Riding the powerful surge of interest in Swing Dancing, SSQQ decided to try something new for the start of 1999 - an entire day of Swing Workshops followed by a party featuring live Swing music. We named it "Extravaganza" and extravagantly successful it was!

Our gamble paid off in a big way. Over 200 people had the best time of their lives all day long. But outside the doors of the studio, one poor human being was stuck with the Promethean task of single-handedly protecting the entire day's activities from a disastrous failure.

What horrible thing went wrong that day??? Don't you want to know!!

Story of the First Extravaganza: http://ssqq.com/information/advent41.htm
 

 

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SENORES AND SENORITAS AKA THE SASS CLASS!!
(By the way, did you know the price of the class drops to 36 men/26 ladies permanently after the first month??)

 
 


The SSQQ SASS CLASS is the brainchild of Milt Oglesby.  He believes there is a lot of interest on the part of "Senior Citizens" (defined as anyone 50 and above) to find opportunities to dance and socialize with people their own age.

I don't know why I am so worried about being delicate. After all, I am 54 and a card-carrying AARP member. Therefore I feel I have every right to speak of this group as "us" and not "them".  That said, I will simply say this isn't exactly the Hip Hop crowd but rather the Hip Replacement crowd.  After that crack, I am sure they love having me represent them!!

But let's face it, growing old ain't for sissies and a twisted sense of humor is our main weapon in the battle against the ravages of time.  Another main weapon in the battle is Dancing.  Social dancing is good for the spirit, good for the exercise, good for the concentration, and good for the waistline. It's also a great way to visit with friends.  And rumor has it that dancing is a potent defense against Alzheimer's, but I forget who told me that. ;-)

After several months of planning, Milt's first Sass Class got off the ground this past June 2004.  Attendance was excellent: Milt told me there were well over 20 people in attendance.  There's 21 in the picture and that doesn't include the countless volunteers.

Milt correctly anticipated there would be more women than men. I don't mean to be indelicate, but demographics show that women begin to outnumber the men after everyone turns 50. I would prefer not to discuss the reasons behind this shift in the ratio, but Milt found a good solution. He went out and recruited several of his friends here at SSQQ to volunteer to be "Leads". 

That clever idea seemed to make things go much better.  Milt forgot to list all his volunteers, but I know at least some of their names: Susan Arevalo, Susan Waring, Phyllis Porter, and Gareld McEathron. If I left anyone off the list, blame Milt.

Milt told me they were a very well-behaved group for about ten minutes, then cut loose and got rowdy for the remainder of the month. To put it lightly, they did everything possible to live up to the name of their name.  One of the few joys of aging is getting to the point where you no longer give a D___. about decorum and this group was definitely out of control most of the time.

Just between you and me, Milt can be a real pain in the you-know-what with his smart-aleck remarks in class, so I am thrilled that he was surrounded with 20 students all behaving just as badly as he does. Karma in action!!

The Sass Class covers the basics to all sorts of dancing.  There's plenty of music during class and after class Milt has half an hour of free Practice Time at the studio where everyone hangs out and dances with each other for the fun of it.

Milt's goal
is to graduate each group to another level while opening the door for newcomers with an easier class.  As with many great adventures, I expect Milt will change a few things along the way.  I have little doubt Milt's original vision will end up looking like a winding Colorado river with all the twists and turns he will make as he gets more experience. 

Milt's eventual
goal is to get all his students familiar with the basics of several types of dances so they will become more confident social dancers.   

In July, his Numero Uno Assistant, Susan Arevalo, will take the new beginning students and he will take the "original 20" on to a new level. Milt's goal is to have 75 to 100 Seniors in this SASS program in December.

After the great start he had in June, I wouldn't bet against him!!

The following is a note from Susan:

Hi Rick,

I think the class was a great success. We had 20 students but needed more men. Milt has a natural talent for keeping the class moving and having fun at the same time. I'm sure everyone enjoyed themselves. I hope I do as well with the new class next month.

I see this class becoming a place for seniors to come and have fun, meet people, and learn to dance, a social skill, all at the same time. In the months to come I hope we can get several levels going at once and maybe see a little flexibility at that time where if a person felt like one week he needed a level 1 class, say in Swing, but the next week he'd like a level 2 class in C&W that they could easily switch.

Next month I will be teaching the level 1 (with Garald as my assistant), while Milt teaches level 2. I believe the plan is too continue to add on to the dances we've started with levels 2 and 3, but then we'll get to a place where we'll let the students vote on what dances they'd like to learn the next month. I hope this let's us keep a continuing crowd of familiar faces coming to dance on a Saturday afternoon, with new recruits working their way up the levels.

Susan Arevalo

 
 

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UPDATE: BELLAIRE'S FIRST-EVER SKY BRIDGE

 
 


June 29, 2004 Update:  The area around the former Door Warehouse building has been completely encompassed by a chain-link fence. Obviously something is afoot.  In the meantime, the parking lot has eroded to a series of potholes. Hopefully an upgrade to the parking lot will be part of the plans for the massive overhaul of the area.  RJA

The Previous Article from the June Newsletter:

F
or the past two years, I have watched with some concern as important real estate changes have taken place around the Bissonnet shopping center SSQQ calls its home.

Last year I noticed when the tenants in the quiet building next to Charlies BBQ were told to vacate the premises. After they left, that building was expensively remodeled and is now home to "First Street Surgical Center". You cannot have missed the iron gates and gorgeous landscaping that now adorn its premises. So clearly this building went upscale!

A big SSQQ story from a year ago was the illegal towing of SSQQ cars from the abandoned Door Warehouse building at the edge of the SSQQ parking lot. After the Door Warehouse went bankrupt, the space was up for rent, but instead was purchased by the same people who also own the First Street Surgical Center. The good news is the towing threat seems to have disappeared. There are no threatening signs on that building anymore and no incidents in over a year.

Two months ago I was informed by my landlord that he had decided to sell the 4803 Bissonnet to Dr. Varon, who just happens to be the owner of the First Street Surgical Center and the Door Warehouse building. For anyone who has ever played Monopoly, Dr. Varon appears to have accomplished a Monopoly of his own on the First Street/Bissonnet corner.
 

Now comes further news that the Bellaire City Council has approved plans for First Street Surgical Center to put up a Sky Bridge that will connect the Surgical Center to the Door Warehouse building. In other words, you will still be able to use that little secret passage street that runs between the Surgical Center and Door Warehouse, but there will be a sky bridge above your head.

The new owners of my building have not met with me yet so I am uncertain as to the long-range plans. The rumor is they intend to not disturb the leases of anyone in the 4800 Bissonnet Shopping Center.

It has been suggested the reason they bid so aggressively on this property was to acquire rights to the parking lot which would in turn support their investment in the Door Warehouse building.
   
This all remains to be seen. Another rumor is the addition of a second story to the Door Warehouse building to meet the Sky Bridge as well as added parking under and around the Door Warehouse building.

Further rumors have extensive new landscaping being added to our shopping center by our obviously well-heeled new landlords. That would be nice.

Now if they could just fit some of the potholes in our parking lot… but let's give them time to ease in to the difficult task of managing three extensive properties all at once.

I will keep you posted of new developments. In the meantime, here is a story that I have reprinted from Kathleen Ballanfant's excellent local newspaper, "Village and Southwest News":

CITY COUNCIL APPROVES BELLAIRE'S FIRST SKYBRIDGE
By Michelle Leigh Smith
Reprinted From The Village and Southwest News

Bellaire will soon have its first skybridge, requested by the First Street Surgical Center. Council voted unanimously to approve the request after reconsideration of a previous direction given to the Planning and Zoning Commission to determine whether the concept of sky bridges should be allowed in the City of Bellaire.

Mayor Pro Tem Phil Nauert proposed an amendment directing City staff to grant the permits for the skybridge since there was no existing rules on the books about skybridges and secondly, to direct P&Z to look into drafting skybridge guidelines.

"I could not support this amendment," said Pat McLaughlan. "I see the City of Bellaire would be receiving no consideration for the abandonment of street right of way.

Siegel explained that the amendment was not to abandon the ROW. The ROW stays in our possession. I understood I may be a little slow, but I'm having a real problem understanding what it is these people want. The first few pages of the brochure are concentrated on the Skybridge. They show extensive landscaping with palms and fountains. It sounds like if they are doing this extensive landscaping over the entire parking lot that they have an interest in the entire center where Radio Shack is located. I think we need to deal with it in an integrated manner. Cindy interjected, "Can I try to explain. The issue is about the Skybridge. They have bought this whole area, including the center. They bought the Door Warehouse, they are putting $8.5 million in. The center will be upgraded and they will add a new professional building where the Door Warehouse is."

Council voted Nauert had a point of order. "Public discussion is closed. I don't think it's in our purview to tell them what to do with the center. What an egregious extension of our effort beyond what is legally allowed us. It is an opportunity only for us to make a mistake. I would like us to continue only with discussion of the matter at hand."
Davison said, "I think the one element that we're missing is fact that we didn't do our housekeeping. I agree that in the absence of an ordinance we should grant this."

Jeffrey asked if the city would be giving up any utilities underneath the property.

"I think the way it is looks good," Jeffrey said. "I think it will add tremendous value to our City."
Nauert's amendment passed 6 to 1, with McLaughlan dissenting.

The ordinance then passed unanimously.

TO BE CONTINUED IN OUR NEXT EPISODE OF 'AS THE STUDIO TURNS'

 
 

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JOEL MCCLESKY AND VICTOR MARQUEZ DOMINATE AT DANCE COMPETITION!!

 
  Story written by Coach Anita Williams

Rick, we’re at it again! The 2004/05 competition year began with a great start for SSQQ student Joel McCleskey and Victor Marquez.

First, I’ll begin with Joel. I met Joel when I taught WCS on Thursdays and I was immediately impressed with his natural ability. I don’t remember how we got on the subject of competition, but somehow we did and I managed to persuade him to give it a try. We began working in late January in preparation for a UCWDC event here in Houston this past May. First time out, Joel won 1st place in his division. He took first in Triple-Two, Two-Step, Waltz and WCS. We got a 2nd in Night Club. Way to go Joel!