Presenting
The Thoroughly Disgusting
SSQQ Sleazy Bar Whip Party

Saturday, April 26
9:15 pm - 11:30 pm  $7 cover


Whip/ West Coast Swing

CRASH COURSES 7-9 PM
(To register, just show up and pay at the door)

BEG WEST COAST SWING - Patty/Joe
EAZY SLEAZY WHIP PATTERNS - Jack

DISGUSTING SLEAZY BAR WHIP PATTERNS - Rick
(couples only!)

Wear Red and Black or Watch Your Back.
Check your Guns and Knives at the Door;  
Leave your Morals at Home...

Music:
Whip
in Room 1
 
Western Music in Room 4


WESTERN CRASH COURSES 7-9 PM
(To register, just show up and pay at the door)

BEG C&W : TEXAS TWOSTEP - Kerry
INT TWOSTEP: CIRCLE TURNS - Linda
BEG WESTERN WALTZ - Rhonwyn
 

Two Dance Parties in One: 
This is a Western Dance Party too!! 
We combine Rooms 3 and 4, put out some tables and have a Western dance
at the same time as the Sleazy Bar Party!

Music:
Whip
in Room 1
 
Western Music in Room 4


A
gorgeous but dangerous-looking woman walked into a bar. She stopped at the door and surveyed the place like she owned It. She was wearing the tightest pair of leather pants anyone had ever seen.  


Every curve, every muscle, every contour was perfectly outlined.  And judging from her confident smile, she knew exactly the effect her well-curved body had on every man in the bar.  She was not mistaken.
Every guy in the joint nearly choked on his drink.  Their eyes bulged and they licked their lips with desire.

The woman made a point to walk very slowly to a billiards table where she found 5 balls resting.  Picking up a pool cue,
the woman showed an experienced stroke as she calmly cleared the table She ignored their stares, but her whimsical smile suggested she knew every eye in the room watched every move she made. 

Next the woman sauntered down to the far end of the bar. 
She sat there alone for what seemed like an eternity.  Each man reached for his drink and silently wondered if he had the balls to make a move.  Even the bartender was afraid to approach.  Finally one of the regulars summoned his wits, stood up, knocked down the rest of his drink for a quick belt of courage, then went over to sit next to her. 

He felt himself tremble, but it was now or never. It was time to make his move. 
"Hey Honey, you're looking good tonight.  Real good.  Say, answer me a question: how do you manage to get into such tight pants?" 

"A gin and tonic is a damn good place to start."

A NEW STORY: LEGEND OF THE FOUR PALMS

This year we have a brand new story for you to read: ‘Legend of the Four Palms’. 

Back in 1986 I visited a very nasty club on the wrong side of town each week in pursuit of some of the best blues music I have ever heard in my life... only to discover via a news article that my favorite dive concealed a very dark secret.  I was deeply stunned.

By chance I recently ran across the article again twenty years later.  I decided to publish it in honor of this year’s party.  After all, if it weren’t for the Four Palms, this party would not even exist.   A tribute seems in order, yes


All Sorts of Whip Stories!!

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Did you know the second SSQQ Sleazy Bar Party was raided by the Bellaire Police?
 

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Do you know the dark secret of the wicked Four Palms, the bar that inspired this party?
 

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Did you know the Dirty Whip originated as a "Pickup Dance" in smoky bars across Texas?
 

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Aren't you curious to know why the first Sleazy Bar party nearly didn't get off the ground?
 

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What Texas State Park was the mecca of the Whip back in the Sixties?
 

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Did you know that after Rick got slugged in a dance class he went Whip Dancing every night for seven months in a row? 
201 Nights of Whip Dancing
 

 

 

 

 

 

Crash Courses
7-9 pm
$15 Person, $25 Couple
To Register, just show up !

BEG WEST COAST SWING - Patty/Joe

Whip and its companion dance the West Coast Swing are the two featured dances at this annual party. If you know next to nothing, obviously you don't have time to master the dances, but you will learn enough in this crash course to thoroughly enjoy the evening!!

 

EAZY SLEAZY WHIP - Jack
Prerequisite: a dirty mind, but limited Whip/WCS experience

This is the class to take if you do not have a partner; we will be switching partners in this class.

Whip and West Coast Swing are the two featured dances at this annual party. If you know a lot of WCS, you can hang with the really nasty people in Rick's Workshop, but if you are a beginner or don't have a partner, you can still get enough training in this class to misbehave on the dance floor later on.
 

THE DISGUSTING SLEAZY BAR WHIP WORKSHOP - Rick
Prerequisite: COUPLES ONLY!! NO SWITCHING
If you have completed Intermediate Whip/WCS, you can take this class.  Otherwise, you don't know enough.  I will put on the music before class starts to make sure you are not a beginner.  Do not bluff your way in.

This is the hard stuff. 

Leather on Leather, Belly to Belly, Bump and Grind.

The SSQQ Sleazy Bar Party returns us to the spiritual roots of the Dirty Whip, which originated as a legendary pick-up dance used at the worst dives and honky-tonks on the blue side of town. 

The moves taught tonight are indeed quite sleazy.  Your biggest challenge is to see if you can manage to keep from laughing long enough to learn the patterns. 
 

BEG C&W: TEXAS TWOSTEP -  Kerry
Prerequisite:  Ability to Walk

The Texas Twostep is the most important Country and Western dance. It is easy to learn and fun to use. From George Strait's "Fool Hearted Memory" to Shania Twain's "Holding onto Love", the Twostep is used to a wide variety of C&W music. 

When you live in Houston, Texas, you should get plenty of opportunities where a little knowledge of the Twostep will come in pretty handy. And don't forget the Twostep is a fixture at Rodeo time. Come learn the fundamentals of this famous dance !

Sorry, nothing Sleazy in this course. Too bad.


INT TWOSTEP: CIRCLE TURNS - Linda
Prerequisite: 
The Ability to Twostep and
 Polka ahead of time.
 

This is an intermediate course for students who have already had our Beginner Twostep/Polka course. This course covers the tricks behind multiple clockwise and counter clockwise Circle Turns. It is great way to get girls dizzy and lower their resistance. It is also less expensive and more subtle than using booze. Hey, the Western crowd can be sleazy too, right?

 

BEGINNING WESTERN WALTZ -  Marla

Western Waltz is considered the "Romantic" Western dance. The stakes being what they are, no sensible man should ignore this important dance!

Western Waltz patterns are taken from Ballroom Waltz. Western Waltz moves are simply Ballroom Waltz patterns that "travel" around the floor. Later on expect plenty of Western Waltzes like “You Look So Good in Love” and “Open Arms” to practice to at the dance party

 

 

 

 

 
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