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Chapter Six: Return of the
Outcast |
The Final Chapter of this story shifts back to Joanne Wilson, my friend who
has been in exile for 4 months. The Risky Business
Time Line will give a brief review of Joanne's story
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RISKY BUSINESS/URBAN COWBOY TIMELINE |
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1978 September |
Joanne arrives at Stevens of
Hollywood |
| 1979
January |
Cindy is upset when she notices Joanne has a crush on me. |
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1979 March 11 |
Pistachio II. Joanne's crush on Rick gets her the "evil eye"
from both Cindy AND Susie |
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1979 March |
Joanne decides to spend
less time with the Disco crowd and starts to learn C&W dancing |
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1979 April |
Rick teaches Disco
lessons at the Meyerland Club (which led to Western lessons in
September) |
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1979 April |
The Rubaiyat closes, then reopens as the Bullwhip. Other Discos
across the city start to go Country |
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1979 June |
Joanne gets razzed for going country, then
completely quits the studio to join her "Country Club" |
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1979 June |
I visit Joanne's Country
Club. Totally disgusted by what I see, my resistance to C&W
dancing grows |
| 1979
September |
Madame
X makes her appearance |
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1979
September |
The
dangerous Meyerland
Club Gamble - Joanne returns to help Rick learn C&W
Dancing |
| 1979
October |
Risky
Business - I involve Madame X in a dangerous Gamble |
| 1979
October |
Cindy's
infamous U-Turn |
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RETURN OF THE OUTCAST
If you remember back to
Chapter One of
our story, on a Tuesday early in
September 1979, Sandy from the Meyerland Club called
to ask me if I would consider teaching her group 8 hours of Western Dancing.
Now that you have read my story, you can see clearly one of
the reasons I ignored the looming Urban Cowboy menace
was due to with my disastrous love life. My
tempestuous triangle between Madame X and Cindy was
occurring at the same time as the Meyerland Club came
calling.
The other reason I avoided learning to dance Country-Western was my admitted dislike of all
things Country. In June 1979, I visited Joanne's
"Country Club". After a short stay, I left the place
disgusted. I couldn't stand the music, the dancing
looked boring, and the people were from a different culture.
Yes, I was a snob.
But now I needed Joanne to throw me a life raft. The last
time I had seen her, she was furious at me for letting the
Disco crowd publicly humiliate when just asking her dance
would have put the dogs at bay. Would she forgive me?
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REVISITING THE MEYERLAND CLUB PHONE CALL
The Meyerland Club asked me
to being teaching Western Dancing in four days. Joanne Wilson was
the only person I knew who had ever been country dancing. As I made "The Call" to Joanne, I had
not talked to her since she quit in June three months
earlier.
I had no one else to turn to. If she said 'NO', I was
dead. My heart pounded as I told Joanne about my problem.
Fortunately Joanne wasn't mad at me any more. In
fact, she actually sounded happy to hear from me. But she was very skeptical whether
she could help or not because she didn't have the first clue how to
actually "teach" Western dancing.
Then I offered to split the earnings from the Meyerland Club
50-50. She would make $100 a night. Joanne was not wealthy and this
offer softened her reluctance
dramatically. Quite frankly, I would have given her the whole share
just to save my skin.
Then Joanne asked me if I had gotten permission from
Cindy. I smiled ruefully. Ouch.
I told Joanne not to worry about Cindy. I told her Cindy had too many
problems of own right now. In truth, this phone conversation was taking
place just days before Cindy's ill-fated decision to move in with me, an
event I would label the "U-Turn".
Next Joanne warned me again that she didnt know the boys part and she didnt
know how to teach the leads or anything. I told her I didnt care,
we would figure it out. I hoped she was just being modest. Besides, what
was my next option?? Exactly.
Unfortunately learning to Western dance proved much harder than I had
ever imagined.
Had I even an inkling ahead of time just how tough this was going to be, I would have called
Sandy back and thrown in the towel.
But ignorance is bliss... and I had a lot of ignorance going for me.
Ignorance had been my chief calling card for some time now.
OUR FIRST CRACK AT SOLVING THE MYSTERIES OF COUNTRY DANCING
Our first practice was just
pathetic. I was quickly reminded how much I hated the music. To make things worse I discovered
that
Joanne had told the truth - she did not know the first thing about what I was supposed to do.
In fact, she didn't even know what she was supposed to do!!
In her words, she
just "followed". Oh Great! This was
going to be the blind leading the blind for sure.
The first thing I learned was there were
3 Country dances. Now came a succession of unwelcome surprises. We tried
Polka first. Sad. We tried Twostep. Sad. We tried Waltz
forget it.
Zero luck on the first run-through. Things were grim.
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The only thing in the world I had going for me was this
well-meaning lady who didnt know what her footwork was much less mine, what the
timing was, or what the leads were. Joanne was your archetypal right-brain dancer; she had
learned everything strictly by "feel".
She could not tell you what her feet were
doing if her life depended on it. I asked her every question I could think of, but she
would just shrug. I had to figure out every crummy step on my own through trial and error.
And my bad attitude towards this new dance made each moment a torture.
If it wasnt
for the crisis looming in four days, I would not have stuck it out. My stomach
was tied in knots. I wanted to scream!! The whole thing
seemed like a bad bad bad nightmare.
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Back to Polka. It had been the only dance that I had even a semblance
of connection to Joanne. She was trying so hard and I could see she
was just as frustrated as I was. Now she put on the music again.
Every prejudice I had towards Western music came rushing back into my
brain as Waylon Jennings droned on in the background...
"She's a Good-Hearted Woman in Luv with a Good-Timin'
Man!!
She loves him in spite of his wicked ways she don't
understand..."
I couldn't stand it!! 'How do people listen to this stuff?'
I thought. Need I remind
the reader to say I
had a very bad attitude?? I hated every damn moment of this.
At least with root canals you get anesthetic. But with Disco dying faster than the
dinosaurs, I didn't see what choice I had but to continue. Yee haw. I gritted my
teeth and tried again.
I learned if I tuned out the music completely, it
was easier to pay attention to Joanne's feet. Gee, what a loss.
So with Waylon wailin' and me not listenin', Joanne put me in her arms, started to dance,
and threw me around in
a bunch of Polka Circle Turns. I hung on for dear life and tried to follow
as best I could. Joanne still couldn't figure out
what her feet were doing. The secret of Joanne's dancing
ability was that she 'felt' her way through everything, but when it came
to verbalizing it, she was helpless.
Joanne's favorite move was what we call "Circle
Turns". We would go round and round and round. After a lot of trial and mostly error, I made the discovery that the womans
footwork and the man’s
footwork to Polka are basically the same. That was a start.
Joanne wrapped her arms around me and threw me around
some more while I tried to
figure it out what she was doing. It's not easy for a 100 pound woman to
toss around a 200 pound guy who doesn't have a clue. It was
felt like an awful
parody of a slapstick scene from "I Love Lucy".
Somehow I managed to grasp that my steps were in groups of three. Aha! Now maybe we were getting somewhere.
Then a couple times I noticed my balance improved when I went
"step close step". Before my feet had no pattern, crossing
one over the other at random. But this "step together step"
business made sense. So no matter what Joanne did, I went "step
close step, step close step". Since I am a big guy, I stopped
letting Joanne toss me around and began to dictate the action by sticking
to a consistent "step close step". We still stumbled a
lot, but something was clicking. Joanne's eyes grew larger as she
sensed our balance improve dramatically.
"That's it!!" she cried. "You've got it!!"
Waves of relief poured over my body. Thank goodness. Did I mention we had
been at it for three hours when I made my big discovery?
While trying to decipher the genetic code of Polka footwork, I
speculated the riddle of the Double Helix could not have been any more difficult.
At this point, you the reader are probably sitting at your computer screen shaking your
head in amazement. It took me three hours to learn that Polka was a
triple step dance based on "step close step". Beginners learn this same thing in their very first night
ever of Western classes at our studio. Yes, this is correct. The
difference is that in an ssqq class, someone explains it to
you.
It's a lot easier to solve a maze when you have a guide.
Now you know how I stay in business - I can save people a lot of time by
explaining footwork to them and helping them if they get stuck.
But I had no one to explain the timing, the footwork, the leads, or
even how many steps there were in a unit of Polka. Joanne didn't know
the Polka consisted of six steps to four beats of music. She had
learned in it the clubs by using her amazing 'follow' skills. I had no
follow skills. I am too analytical to learn anything by feel. Learning
this stuff from scratch was unbelievably hard for me.
We continued to dance. Using "step close step" the dancing
got easier. In fact, it was kind of fun except that I got dizzy a lot.
Joanne never got dizzy, a fact that irritated me greatly. Nevertheless I
was starting to feel better when suddenly Joanne popped my bubble.
"Uh, Rick, there's one more problem."
"Now what?"
"You are nowhere near the beat of the music."
"What music?"
"Very funny. You aren't dancing to the beat at all."
"How far off am I?"
"You're not even in the ball park."
It was at this point I realized the only way I was going to get on the
beat was to actually listen to the music. No way. I wasn't going to listen
to THAT music for all the tea in China.
I couldn't take any more frustration so I made a deal with Joanne - she
would be in charge of making sure I was on the beat. In other words, she
would lead. I would follow. What difference did
it make? The footwork was the same.
Anything to avoid listening to that music...
THE FIRST MEYERLAND CLUB LESSON
Saturday night arrived. Game time. I made a clever
decision. I would teach the Polka the first night and save this
tricky Twostep
stuff
for later. Waltz? Maybe later. I made another good decision
- teach the Cotton-Eyed Joe first and stretch it out as long as possible. The
lesson was only an hour long. The less time allotted to
the Polka, the
better.
Now I had to handle another problem. You already know I did not want to
listen to the music or the beat. As a result I had never figured out how
to tell whether a country song was a Two-step, a Polka,
or a Waltz. This was all a big mystery to me.
I didn't even want to touch that Waylon album!! (Other than the
Cotton-Eyed Joe, it was the only record Joanne had!!). I decided when it came time to play music,
I would ask Joanne to start the music. I
couldnt have identified a Polka if my life depended on it. I didnt know the difference. Every song sounded
exactly the same. Besides, I couldnt stand to listen to
them long enough to even begin to guess. Do you get the sense I was definitely swimming
upstream on this entire project? Nothing came easy.
We
started with the Cotton-Eyed Joe. I did not have a clue how the footwork fit the music,
but I found if I counted to 8 and started, the music and the feet would sort of cooperate.
Sad. I think we got off the beat because our footwork ended before the
music did. Not a good sign, but no one said anything. They were all
gasping for breath! Saved by heavy breathing.
My nausea just kept getting worse. Now that we were starting the
Polka I was certain I would be exposed. I was too sick in my stomach to worry any more about
counting the beat so Joanne and I made a deal - I would teach the steps; she would call it out. To this
day I can still remember listening to her call it out. "Ready, Go. 123 123 123 123
123". She couldnt even make it to 4-5-6. What a farce.
And maybe I should admit something else... Joanne led
me the whole evening in the Polka. I pulled an FDR.
President Roosevelt was crippled, but in order to get elected he felt he
had to keep this a secret. So he would use the secret support of his
bodyguards to appear to walk through crowds.
So even though I was going forwards when we demonstrated the dance,
Joanne was secretly leading me. It was sort of a "dance lip sync" if you
know what I mean. Just shoot me.
But somehow we did it. I don't know if we fooled
them, but no one said anything.
Everyone thanked us after class and said how
much fun it was. I smiled ruefully, but inside I was
ashamed of myself. I realize that sometimes just showing up is half the
struggle, but this was pathetic.
I did learn one curious thing that night. Many of my rookie instructors are petrified as the night to teach their first dance
class looms. I
always tell them, "It is okay that you are not a master yet.
All you need to know is
more than your students."
And how do you suppose I learned this lesson?
Soon I caught a huge break. Joanne had gone Western dancing
that night after the Meyerland lesson. She had
invited me to come with her, but the thought of actually going Western
dancing in the real world make me even more sick in my stomach. My
nerves were already shot. Yes, I was a coward.
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However the next time I met with Joanne to practice, Joanne said she
had learned something that night at the club. Apparently
Joanne had asked a guy from A&M how he did the Twostep. The cowboy said
the way it was explained to him was this strange cadence "Slow Slow
Quick Quick". So all night long at the club when a guy asked her to
dance Joanne would say these magic words to herself.
Joanne added it really
seemed to work.
So I told her to play a Twostep (don't forget I
didn't know Twostep from a Polka at this point). When she and I tried to dance - she led
of course - I said the "Four
Magic Words".
slow slow quick quick slow slow quick quick. Lo and
behold, this seemed to work! A gift from heaven!
Hmm. slow slow quick quick, eh? Then a thought occurred to me. I knew Foxtrot
had that cadence too. And I knew how to Foxtrot.
So I tried some Foxtrot patterns. Joanne smiled and
asked where I had suddenly learned how to Twostep. I was
ecstatic! The Twostep was a Foxtrot in
disguise! How about that?
I gave Joanne the world’s biggest hug; you know, the
kind you give someone after they come across
town to give you a ride after your car broke
down. Joanne had saved the day again.
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From that point on, we made steady progress.
Using what I already knew about Foxtrot, we began to
work on the Twostep with a vengeance. This time the work went
faster.
Each week before the
Meyerland class
Joanne and I would work furiously to further decipher the genetic code of Twostep and Polka.
But thankfully it wasn't nearly as nerve-wracking as
the "Blind Leading the Blind" first visit. Now it was just a question of
trial and error and experimentation. As long as we prepared, we
were fine.
We stayed literally ONE STEP ahead of our class the entire two months.
Neither of us could have ever taught this
series of classes by ourselves. Whenever we demonstrated a move, Joanne would secretly lead it. When it
came to playing music, Joanne found the song.
However when it came time
to
explain the move, after the first night I did all the talking. Joanne
probably never said another word
(which suited her just fine!!)
Neither of us could have ever taught that class alone. We were
like a blind man and a deaf mute together. Working as
a team though, we covered for each other all the time.
I was learning to Western dance right along with my class. I even
started counting to the music. Imagine that.
By some miracle, no one ever caught on that I barely knew what I was
doing. Hell yes, the students struggled at times, but amazingly
they didn't blame me.
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On a sad note, after the Meyerland class ended,
I only saw Joanne
one more time in my life. She drifted away. As
I said, she no longer felt comfortable with the ssqq crowd. At the
same time I had no desire to actually go out Western dancing
with her either.
When I ran into her at a club two years
later, I found that Joanne had just gotten a divorce.
She was very bitter. Every word she said was negative.
Nor was there even a sign she was happy to see me. There was
a hardness about her that kept me at a distance. I tried to
keep the conversation going, but she said she really didn't
want to talk about it any more. Someone came up and
asked her to dance. She must have left soon after
because that's the last I ever saw of her.
I regret that night because I never got the chance to tell
her my career skyrocketed after the Meyerland Club. To
this day I wonder if Joanne ever
knew the enormity of her
contribution to my destiny. As far
as I am concerned, at this time and moment Joanne Wilson saved my career.
THANK YOU, Joanne Wilson, wherever you are. I will always remember you as
the woman whose help at a critical point launched my career. I am deeply in your Karmic debt.
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RISKY BUSINESS/URBAN COWBOY TIMELINE |
| 1979
January |
Cindy is upset when she
notices Joanne has a crush on me. |
| 1979
March |
Cindy's first month as a
Disco dance teacher. |
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1979
March 11 |
Pistachio
II. Joanne's crush
on Rick gets her the "evil eye" from both Cindy AND Susie |
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1979 March |
Joanne decides to
spend less time with the Disco crowd and starts to learn C&W
dancing |
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1979 April |
The Rubaiyat closes, then reopens as the Bullwhip. Other Discos
across the city start to go Country |
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1979 April |
Rick teaches Disco
lessons at the Meyerland Club (which led to Western lessons in
September) |
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1979 June |
Joanne gets razzed for going country,
then completely quits the studio to join her "Country Club"
for good |
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1979 June |
I visit Joanne's Country
Club. Totally disgusted by what I see, my resistance to C&W
dancing grows |
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1979
September |
Meyerland
Club Lessons; Joanne makes a comeback to help Rick learn C&W
Dancing in a wild scramble. |
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THE WESTERN ERA BEGINS
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1979 November |
Rick teaches his first
Western class at
Stevens |
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1980 January |
First Class Factory Western class appears |
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1980
April |
First TGIS Western Class |
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1980
July |
Urban
Cowboy movie debut in Houston |
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THE
MEYERLAND
GAMBLE PAYS OFF
At the very start of the story I made
this bold statement:
This is the story about how
a volatile mix of Four Women - a Beauty, a Tragic Lover, a Social Outcast,
and a Mystery Woman - plus two huge Gambles -
one professional and one personal - set Rick
Archer on a wild Rollercoaster Ride... a Ride
that culminated with Rick becoming Houston's
best-known Western Dance Teacher even though he
began teaching Western classes before he even knew how to
Western Dance!
A review of the time line
above shows that Joanne Wilson developed two powerful enemies
- Cindy and Susie - for having the nerve to show
interest in me. For this crime, the two women
combined forces to make sure Joanne would be eliminated
as a threat. Finding herself ostracized from the
Disco community, Joanne was forced to leave the studio.
Cut off from the only friends she had, Joanne found her
refuge in Country Dancing a full six months before the
rest of Houston began to show interest.
The irony was
clear: If
Susie and Cindy hadn't chased Joanne off in the first place,
she would have never learned how to Country dance.
I took a huge gamble when I accepted the Meyerland Club
offer.
Without Joanne's help, I would have been forced to
call the Meyerland Club and back out.
The Outcast saved the day. Now how strange a turn of
events is that?
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FAKING IT -
I TAKE ALL KINDS OF RISKS
I soon discovered my
gamble at the Meyerland Club paid enormous dividends.
Practically from the moment I began my eight-week
Meyerland Club program that ended in October, my phone
started ringing off the wall.
For
starters, I had a veritable army of Disco students over
at Stevens of Hollywood pestering me about Western
lessons.
I been brushing them off for the entire summer because I
didn't know how to dance Western much less teach it, but
now that I solved the mystery of Western Dance, I had a fighting chance
to appear to
know what I doing.
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Although the Meyerland
experience had been an ordeal of the greatest magnitude, I had learned
enough to consider faking my way through another series with my own
dance students. So I got up my nerve and
scheduled Country-Western classes at Stevens of Hollywood starting in
November.
My fears were justified. The
first Stevens class would prove to be quite an adventure because the
Disco students learned much faster than the non-dancers I had dealt with
at the Meyerland Club. For quite a while that class was another
ridiculous touch-and-go fiasco where I barely stayed one step ahead of
the posse.
Déjà vu
- my newest tightrope walk was a rather
pathetic replay of the early days of Disco when I had done the exact
same thing. 'Fake it till you Make it' revisited.
However this time I did have one ace up my sleeve - I remembered from my
early Disco Days that all I had to do was know more than my students.
Sometimes I cut it kind of close. I remember meeting with Joanne to
learn that night's material one hour before class. As you can see, I
lived on the edge of disaster. One slip in dance class and my
near-complete lack of knowledge about Western dancing would be exposed.
Due to my ignorance, once I almost got caught.
One night
in November, two of my
Stevens of Hollywood students stayed after
class to ask me how to Western
Waltz. They said they were going dancing right
after class at the notorious Winchester Club, Houston's answer to
Gilley's. This request caught me flat-footed. I had no choice but
to show them a Ballroom Box Step which was
the only Waltz step I knew. They thanked me
and headed out.
The following week this
couple came
back and said people had run them down while they Waltzed.
They told me no one danced the Waltz like I had
showed them. There was an edge of disappointment in their voice,
but thankfully they didn't press the issue. I honestly did not
know what they were talking about, but in hindsight it was a good thing
no one was around to overhear them.
Stretching the limits of incredulity, I continued to avoid going Western
dancing in the clubs this entire time. I could have avoided
incidents like the Waltz mishap if I had just gone out to a club and
practiced a little, but I was worried one of my students would see me
making a fool of myself. Another reason was that I was fighting a
serious depression after my personal life had suffered a nuclear
meltdown in October. Some nights it was hard enough just to get the
studio, much less finding the courage to take a big risk like visiting a
western club for the first time.
As a result, I literally taught Western classes for over three months
before I had ever been to a Western Club. I finally was cornered by my
Stevens class into going dancing with them one night in December 1979.
(Fright Night)
Afterwards, I was secretly grateful to them for shaming me into crossing
this important hurdles.
They did me a real favor.
Going to the clubs paid immediate dividends.
Two months later I went to the Winchester
Club for the first time in
my life. When a Waltz came on, I
got out there and did my Box Step... surprise, surprise, my partner and I were nearly trampled to death by a
herd of Waltzing buffaloes. My partner and I were
bumped hard four different times before the song ended.
I
will never forget the frown she gave me as we walked back to the table. I think she suspected I didn't
have a clue what I was doing. I felt terribly insecure. This
woman's frown had triggered my phobia - the fear that someone would see
how bad I was. This was why I was afraid of hitting the clubs in
the first place. However I eventually came to my senses.
Fortunately I realized that I was making mountains out of molehills and
that the practice was exactly what I needed.
As a result of taking some chances, that was the night I learned the difference between a Ballroom Waltz
and a Western Waltz. One style travels and the other
style is danced in one spot. It dawned on me maybe things would have been
gone better from the start
if I had enough
sense to go Western dancing before I decided to start teaching
it.
Fortunately I admit I hid my incompetence well.
I was getting pretty good at this deception stuff. Since I knew more
than they did, every time a discrepancy came up, they deferred to my
authority. I would smile and raise an eyebrow. Then I would say,
"Hmm. That's curious. I would rather not hold up the class. So let me
think about it and get back to you next week." And then I would
quickly put on music or switch to teaching something else.
They were so trusting, bless their hearts, this explanation always
worked. And since I was good for my word - I never failed to find an
answer and get back to the class the following week - I kept their
suspicions largely at bay.
One more thing - before you judge me too harshly, remember this was not
brain surgery we are talking about. Nor did I cripple anyone or damage
their self-esteem. There was simply no way I could learn this
stuff in advance - after all, I was the only teacher I knew!
That's right - everything I taught that year I either learned trail and
error by dancing with Joanne or figuring it out on my own when no one
was looking.
It took me over a year to completely decipher all the ins and outs of
Western dancing (Sept 79 - Dec 80). There were near misses all the time,
but once I actually did get caught red-handed. One night in
December 1980, a pattern I had cooked up simply wasn't working.
Frustrated, a man confronted me right in front of the entire class, "You
know what, Rick, there's something wrong here. I don't think that's how
they do it in the clubs!"
I blanched at his words - my gut told me he was right. And now all eyes
were on me with suspicion. That is when I confessed on the spot
that he was right! However, thanks to a miracle escape that would
make Houdini proud, I got out of that fix with my reputation intact and
lived to teach another day. (Western
Swing, Chapter Five).
Was I ever worried I would be caught? Are you kidding? I
worried about it all the time! I was terrified of being caught. I
hated living life on the edge. I spent an entire year tap dancing from
one trap to another - Risky Business indeed. But as you will see, it was
worth it. My gamble was rewarded many times over.
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THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME
Through the
Fall of 1979, the telephone rang non-stop.
One request to teach western after another floated in. I
was the Man in Demand.
In October, I was asked
to teach Country Dance classes
for an adult-education
program called the Class
Factory.
The Class Factory was
the 1979
predecessor to today's Leisure Learning Unlimited.
The owner, Donna Gordon,
said she had been looking for someone to teach
this class but so far
no one seemed to know how or
show any interest.
Donna told me no one in the city was teaching Western dancing at
all. The excuse was always the same - No one
knew how.
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Donna's words sounded familiar. Hadn't Sandy at the
Meyerland Club told me no one else even knew any Western instructors?
I
was beginning to wonder if anyone else in Houston was even teaching this stuff
besides me. I could not believe my
good luck.
I knew practically nothing about Western dancing, but
what I did know was apparently more than
anyone else did.
Please understand that there were plenty of people in Houston who knew
how to Western dance (in particular, Texas A&M graduates plus people who
had moved from the country to the Big City). But the people who
knew how to Western Dance were more or less excluded from the circles I
traveled in. There seemed to be a social barrier in place at the time.
I recalled my June trip with Joanne to her "Country Club". I remembered
the rough blue collar crowd. Based on that experience, I concluded that
the ranks of pre-Urban Cowboy country dancers included only a
smattering of college-educated "Professionals". When it
came to Disco, it was just the opposite - practically
every one of my dance students was a college graduate.
These two
worlds clearly did not intersect. Due to the stigma of
"Country", until this movie came along, no one in my group had ever been
exposed to Western dancing in their lives. And this reality was true for
the entire city.
It took me consorting with a girl like Joanne from the wrong side
of the tracks to bring the "Fire" back to the blue bloods. My odd
relationship with Joanne explains how I got there first and why I stood
alone.
As I talked to people on the phone, according to them, I was the only
Western teacher they had been able to locate. Obviously my crazy gamble at the Meyerland
Club had put me way out ahead of the pack.
Yes, strange as it sounds, it seemed likely that no one else in the Ballroom
or Disco community had bothered to prepare for the Western Wave.
And here I thought I had been the only one stuck in the mud!
However, I did not have any illusions as to my greatness. Far from it!
As Donna peppered me with questions over the phone, I
decided not to mention I had never actually
gone
dancing at a Western Club in my life.
Maybe I should keep that
little secret to myself.
Many people have pointed out the similarities between the Saturday
Night Fever phenomenon and the Urban Cowboy phenomenon. I
would to point one total departure. The huge surge of interest in Disco
Dancing here in Houston followed the movie. But the interest in
Western Dancing predated the debut of Urban Cowboy by nearly a
year!
The only explanation must be that the movie was filmed right here in
Houston in early 1979. Now add in the fact that all the clubs had gone
country in the spring of 1979. Everyone got the hint. The
Meyerland Club decision to take western classes in September 1979 may
have come first, but it was right on schedule. Soon everyone began to
phone me trying to join the bandwagon.
In October, every night I went to Stevens of Hollywood to teach a
Disco class, I would be peppered with requests to add a Western class.
My class at the Meyerland Club wasn't easy, but it gave me enough
confidence to schedule a western class at Stevens of Hollywood for
November 1979. Mind you, this date preceded the July 1980 debut of
Urban Cowboy by NINE MONTHS.
The fact that the city had made such a drastic change nine months to a
year before the movie was even released is a testimony to just how
bizarre the Urban Cowboy phenomenon was here in Houston. Quite
frankly, this strange turn of events had a tinge of 'mass hysteria'. 25 years
later, I still don't completely understand it. I just accept it.
In January 1980 Western dance students began rolling in from the
Class Factory listing.
Enrollment in the Class Factory Disco classes dried up simultaneously, marking my
official transition from a Disco teacher to a Western teacher.
Therefore I peg January 1980 as the official moment that Disco died in
Houston.
MY TGIS
ACHIEVEMENT
In November 1979 I began to teach Western classes at
Stevens. As we all know by now, I was no expert. However I did
manage to impress at least one person. In January 1980, one of my students
from that first Stevens class mentioned a Church Singles Group he belonged to known as
TGIS
("Thank God Its Sunday").
I had never heard of this organization, so I asked a
couple questions. He said this group met each week at
Memorial Drive Presbyterian Church. Then he added that each
week he like to join his TGIS friends for lunch after the Sunday Service ended.
The previous week, all they could talk about was
Urban Cowboy and learning how to Western dance. My
friend suggested I go over there and approach someone
about teaching western lessons (I apologize; I do not
remember his name).
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I thought things were crazy last fall, but if
anything the interest in Western Dancing was growing even stronger the
closer
Urban Cowboy
came to being released. I decided
the man's suggestion seemed like a pretty good idea. I made a mental note to
drop by the following Sunday and check it out.
Unfortunately I lost interest due another unfortunate development in my
always perilous love life.
By the time I escaped my depression, it was February. One day my friend
saw me out dancing. He asked
if I had visited TGIS yet. I slapped my forehead. I had forgotten all
about it. I promised him I would go this coming weekend. It
was late February 1980 when I visited their service for the first time. I gasped as
I saw a room of 400, 500, 600 people in attendance. The number was
staggering! In Cowboy and Indian terms, the Buffalo were plentiful!!
Nor was this an ordinary 500 people. These people were all single, the
life blood of all my dance classes. Indeed some jokester told me that
TGIS really stood for "Thank Goodness I'm Single!"
I picked up a brochure. It said
Linda Shuler was the
current leader of the group. I asked someone to point her out. After the
service was over, I went up to Ms. Shuler. I introduced myself and told
her about my idea to offer Western dance classes. Then I hushed up to
see what she would say.
Ms. Shuler stood there looking at me for
about ten seconds without any expression. Then she smiled and said, "Hmm, sounds like fun. Bring me a
flyer next week for me to approve." That was it.
Then
Ms. Shuler turned and walked off. I was frozen. I just stood there with my mouth wide-open doing
my best
Greek statue impersonation.
A woman I had never met before in my life had just given me the break of
a lifetime. The entire transaction had taken perhaps two minutes - a
minute and 50 seconds of presentation on my part and ten seconds on her
part.
It turned out that even though Ms. Shuler had been brief, she meant what
she said. The following
week as promised Ms. Shuler initialed my flyer. She told me to print it out and distribute
it each week at their meetings. This second transaction also took two minutes.
She worked fast.
These four minutes of negotiations gave me one of the biggest breaks of my career.
I was definitely in the Right place at
the Right time.
At Ms. Shuler's
suggestion, the class would not start for two more months. She
said her organization did not have the resources to push my class, so I
would have to promote it myself. She felt by
delaying the start of the class, this would give me time to spread the
word. I nodded. This woman was sharp.
So
for the next several weeks I brought my flyers to
every TGIS Sunday Service. I would come early and sit at a table before
the Service. Armed with plenty of flyers to hand out, I was there to answer questions.
After the Service, I went back to the table to answer more questions and hand out
more flyers. I was busy. And happy too. Lots of people asked lots of questions.
Usually about half an hour after Service ended, all the chatting stopped
and the group headed off somewhere for lunch. Whichever restaurant
got the TGIS crowd was one busy place.
Pretty soon I started
joining them. At first I was intimidated. I was 30 and they were 40, 50,
and 60. I got over my nervousness once I discovered how eager they were
for information about Urban Cowboy. Soon I learned graceful ways to bring up
the subject of my class at whichever table I sat at.
Every Sunday for two months, I
worked at promoting my upcoming class as hard as I possibly could. I
left not a single stone unturned.
One day at lunch I noticed a table with a group of people aged 25-35.
Hmm. Same age as me (I was 30). I didn't know any of them, so I asked permission to
join them. I was immediately welcomed.
I was curious to find out if they were a part of TGIS. Sure enough, they
were. I discovered they
were members of the "Young Singles" Group which was a separate
part of TGIS. I wondered why I did not know this group existed. I
discovered this group had a separate identity from the older group and
met at a distant location from the main group. This explained why I had
never seen them before.
Meeting this group also cleared up another mystery. Up to
now, everyone I met was older than me and seemed to be recently
divorced. Do most divorces occur
after 40? Now I understood why
there weren't any 30 year old people in
the TGIS membership - the younger people eventually gravitated over to this group.
Now it was their
turn. Since I was the only stranger in what seemed to be a close bunch,
they asked me who I was. The moment I mentioned the dance classes,
I became a minor celebrity. I was encouraged when many people from this
enthusiastic group said they planned to be there the first night.
However, even good omens like the Young Singles Group didn't keep me
from worrying. Since there was no Pre-registration in those days, I had no real
idea how many people would show up.
My instincts told me I had done a good job promoting the class and that I had been
well-received, but that didn't keep me from biting my fingernails. I had
a lot riding on the outcome of this adventure. Disco was Dead.
This was my best chance to establish an entire new group of students in
my fledgling Western program.
Not surprisingly, I was a nervous wreck the night of the first class.
I had hired two ladies to take the money because it didn't seem
professional for the instructor to take the money. With nothing to
do but wait, idle hands became the devil's workshop. I was growing more
and more nervous as the seconds ticked off.
Something happened that caused me to lose my confidence. I looked up at
the clock. It said 6:45. Then I looked around the room. It was
almost deserted. Here it was just 15 minutes before class was
scheduled to start and there were at most 10 PEOPLE waiting for class.
TEN PEOPLE!! I couldn't take it anymore. I walked out of Stevens
and headed up the block. I timed the length of my walk to bring me
back to Stevens just before 7 pm.
As I drew near, I was so nervous I had to put my hands in my pocket to
keep them from shaking. Now I turned the corner. What I saw was a
line of people so long it snaked out the door! Apparently everyone
decided to show up at 1 minute till 7. It was longest line I had
seen since the opening of the Exorcist.
I was overjoyed! This was a thrill of a lifetime.
One by one, we
signed them all up. We didn't get class started till 7:30, but no one
seemed to mind. Everyone just chatted up a storm; this class had become
the Singles Event of the season. The place was mobbed, but no one
complained about the lack of room. They were just happy to be here. Amazingly, I did a good job
teaching the class despite
my case of nerves. The first class was a huge success. People came up to
me later and said how impressed they were that even though this class
was so large, everyone was able to get the hang of it.
When I got home that night, I reviewed the list of names. They were not numbered so
I added numbers beside each name. A class of 120 TGIS
people had come for Western lessons at Stevens of Hollywood!!
I was stunned out of my mind! These people each paid $25 for a 10-week,
one hour per week class. Linda Shuler's kindness had dropped a cool $3,000 in my pocket.
Better yet, this was only the beginning! I had learned
that Dance classes work on a pyramid structure. Beginning classes
have a natural attrition rate. Typically the class size dwindles down
towards the end. Therefore an Intermediate class is usually only
half the size of the original. The drop-off isn't so great from
Intermediate to Advanced, so a TGIS Super-Advanced class was all but
guaranteed from the very first night on. A class this large all but
guaranteed three follow-up classes.
Sure enough, the initial class of 120 led to an Intermediate class of
60, then 40 for Advanced, and 30 for Super-Advanced.
And that was not
the end of it!!
TGIS I, the original class, had been so crowded we had to cut off all
further registration. This angered a lot of people who didn't make it
the first week. So I asked Linda Shuler for permission to schedule
another class for the following month. She had been there for my first
class to evaluate it. Ms. Shuler smiled and complimented me on a
good job. She thought a follow-up class was a good idea.
For TGIS II, same story. A month or so later, the people just kept coming and coming.
The second class was just as large as the first.
With
Urban Cowboy
ready to open in just a couple months, the anticipation was creating a
Buffalo Stampede of demand for Western dance lessons here in Houston.
And I was the only game in town.
Since there were no other Western instructors of note in all of Houston,
I began to receive an unbelievable "word of mouth" bounce from my TGIS
group.
TGIS was the largest "Singles Group" in all of Houston with a
membership rumored at 1,000 people. Practically every person in my
first TGIS class referred someone else in TGIS to my follow-up class.
The follow-up TGIS II class
referred more people. My phone rang non-stop. It felt like I spent all
day long just answering the phone. But I wasn't complaining, believe me.
As expected, the "multiplier effect" from my first TGIS class was
absolutely phenomenal. Did I say "phenomenal"? Change that to
"UNBELIEVABLE"! In the coming months, one class led to
another. Soon I had simultaneous Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced, and
Super-Advanced levels. I had different Western classes every night
of the week. Whenever someone finished a level, I
made sure a follow-up level was scheduled just in case they wanted to
continue. Even when they didn't continue, they often referred someone
else. I was a very busy boy.
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In
addition to the phenomenal number of students, there was
another equally positive development. As promised, the
"Young Singles" group of TGIS turned out in force for my
classes. I really clicked with this group. Over the
next few years, many members of this group would become
card-carrying members of the Winchester Era. Let me add that my
closest friends for many years to come were people I met
from this group. I even got to be the best man in a couple
weddings that developed through the dance classes.
I found a new niche. Now I was not only the dance teacher,
but a social director as well. Using visits to the
Winchester Club to get the ball rolling, I soon became the
de facto leader of a huge social organization with dancing
as the magnet that kept them together. I had always wanted
to be a social worker. Now my heart swelled with pride as I
saw all the good that could come from organizing activities
and dance parties. Not surprisingly, as friendships
developed into romances, I was thrilled to see several
marriages blossom out of these activities. This was
the first time I realized I was a born
Matchmaker - someone who helps romances flourish.
It was about this time that I began to believe I was
destined to do more than just teach classes. I was going to
create an entire community.
My involvement with TGIS was a triumphant moment indeed.
TGIS was so important that it put me
just one step from starting my own dance studio.
April 1980 was my first TGIS class. By October 1980 I would be in my own
dance studio with students largely drawn from the first TGIS classes.
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In September 1979,
I made a huge Gamble when I agreed to teach Western at the Meyerland
Club even though I had not the slightest clue where to begin. As
you know, thanks to Joanne Wilson, the Meyerland Club gamble paid off like a Vegas Jackpot.
TGIS remains today
as one of the turning points of my life. But if it weren't for the Meyerland Club
Gamble, the door would have never for this lucky break at TGIS.
Like they said in the movie, "There is a time for playing it safe and a
time for Risky Business".
HOUSTON'S BEST KNOWN WESTERN DANCE TEACHER
When Urban Cowboy
debuted in July 1980, I stood
gracefully atop my pedestal as perhaps the
best known Western teacher in Houston.
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You know and I know
that much of my initial glory had been built
on a total sham. In fact, by the time the
movie finally arrived, I still had never
gone dancing at a Western Club. When I
finally broke the ice in December 1979 and
went to "Cowboy", I had been teaching for
over three months without visiting a club.
Hard to be an expert that way.
As expected, the huge interest in dancing
meant that other instructors would try to
enter the game. However, since there were no
Western instructors to help them learn, the
new instructors struggled to find the
simplest ways to explain things. Most
of them just said, "Watch my feet", but that
wasn't good enough. Most students need more
explanation than that.
My experience with Joanne taught me
it was a lot harder to learn to Western than
to simply watch someone's feet. My hard
work with Joanne had taught me how to
explain the footwork and the leads. If
anything, I was a better teacher for my own
struggles. Since my
own frustration was recent in my mind, I
knew exactly where the tricky places had
been.
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It helped not to have any
real competition at the start. Without
any real competition, in the beginning, word
of mouth was delivering the vast majority of
the students to me.
To be honest, I knew the Ballroom
instructors were turning their noses at
Western dancing just like my own teacher
did. And the Disco teachers hated it
too. I guess my real advantage was
that I was the first teacher desperate
enough to overcome my biases.
Another problem was the cultural barrier. At
this point in time the few people in Houston
who could actually dance 'Country'
didn't like the "Urbans",
i.e. the city slickers like me.
There were "Urbans"
and there were "Cowboys", but despite the movie's premise there were
very few 'Urban Cowboys'. Although the movie
encouraged us to jump into the melting pot, neither group seemed to be able to
understand each other or even like each other.
There was
a huge Redneck backlash that would soon begin to surface.
People who were "Country before Country was Cool"
could dance Western, but there was so
much animosity towards the Johnny-come-lately "Urban Cowboys" that the
two cultures refused to intersect for at least six months, maybe even a
year.
While I was getting started,
there were plenty of guys who knew a lot
more Western dancing than I did. However
they were no threat to me because they
couldn't teach! They had learned
because their mother or father had taught them. However that didn't help
much when it came to teaching large group classes.
The "Urbans" longed for a teacher
who could do better than "watch my feet". That would be me.
I was one of the first to find an authentic "Country
Girl" and decipher her footwork. Due to my Disco background, I had two
years of teaching experience under my belt when Western came along. I
quickly put that background to good use.
Once I figured out what Joanne was doing, I found I could actually
explain the footwork, the timing, the leads, and the different patterns.
I was appreciated because I could explain Western dancing
using language the 'Urbans'
could comprehend. I couldn't exactly Walk the Talk, but I could at least
Talk the Walk.
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There are a lot of ways to become a
failure, but never taking a chance is the most
successful. Thanks to Joanne Wilson
and the Meyerland Club Gamble, I had gotten
to this spot before
anyone else and used my position to develop a good reputation.
Although I
openly admit I literally stumbled into
this amazing position, I definitely had the sense to
capitalize on it.
Using my "got there first" position, I quickly formed my
own classes at Stevens, got listed with the Class
Factory, then pursued
TGIS.
By the time
places like Exclusive Dance Studio and
Marilyn's Dance Club sprouted up to compete with me,
I was so established it didn't matter any more. From now
on I would be guaranteed a slice of the pie no matter
how much competition was out there.
I am not saying I was the best teacher (hardly) or
even the first
teacher (don't know).
I
merely claim by the time Urban Cowboy came on the scene, I was the "Best Known
Western Teacher" in Houston.
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I GET MY OWN
STUDIO
In October 1980, I experienced the final
triumph of my wild "Risky Business" joyride - I moved out of Stevens of
Hollywood to form my own
dance studio.
In the summer of 1978, Mr. Stevens and I had made an odd agreement - I
worked for him, but I had permission to conduct classes of my own (i.e.,
my students would pay me directly and I would pay rent on the room to Mr.
Stevens.)
I believe Mr. Stevens made this agreement for the
simple reason that he saw how mediocre my dance skills were and doubted
I would ever amount to much (a reasonable assumption at that time).
He certainly didn't see me as any threat and he knew I needed to make money to survive.
I believe made this agreement as a favor to me.
At the time, this was an incredible stroke of fortune for me because it
gave me the opportunity to develop my own program. I hustled to make the
best of this chance.
However, where Mr. Stevens was concerned, no good deed is ever left
unpunished. By giving me the incentive to pursue my own students, he
guaranteed that I would make hustle plays like the pursuit of TGIS and
the Class Factory.
After my extraordinary run of luck due to
Urban Cowboy in 1980, I now had more dance students than he did.
This strange turn of events did not hurt Mr. Stevens financially in any
way. In fact I paid him so much rent I am sure he was doing well in this
area.
However Mr. Stevens was a very proud man and now he was indignant. He knew he was a far better teacher than I was, but
yet I
was more successful. If there were going to be two studios under his
roof, the larger studio should have belonged to him. But it didn't.
Fed up with this preposterous
development, the friction between us grew with every new
TGIS class that swamped the place. Finally Mr. Stevens had enough.
In September 1980, he told me it was time to hit the
road.
I didn't want to go, but history shows that Mr. Stevens did me a real
favor by giving me no choice. Once I was out from
under his thumb, I really began to roll.
One of the key developments came in December 1980 when I began to teach
Western Swing, an interesting new development in Western Dancing where
the man double turned the girl as they traveled around the floor.
I imagine once again I was one of the first people in Houston to teach
the Western Swing.
Students flocked to learn the secrets of these Double Turns. 1981 was a year that saw spectacular growth as SSQQ Dance Studio came
into being. The size of my studio doubled in less
than a year.
The success of my new studio was completely guaranteed. (The Winchester
Era of 1981)
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This
powerful development - a move to a studio of my own -marked
the improbable end to the business side of my extraordinary 1979 roller-coaster ride with four
women.
As I have detailed, the volcanic eruptions between these women had
the bizarre result of
catapulting me to the top of my profession.
By the end of 1980, I was Houston's leading
Western teacher... even though I had begun teaching
Western before I even knew how to dance it.
But there was one
significant difference between the movie
Risky Business and my own story. The movie was
pure fiction; my story really happened.
And now for the conclusion of our story, we answer this
question: Whatever happened to Cindy and the Blackmail?
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COMPLETE RISKY BUSINESS/URBAN COWBOY TIMELINE |
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1978
August |
Rick
meets Cindy at JCC |
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1978
September |
Joanne
arrives at Stevens of Hollywood |
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1978
October |
Rick meets Susie at
Stevens;
Cindy organizes her first of many dance classes at Stevens |
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1978 December
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Cindy
organizes Pistachio I, a Disco party for 300 people at the Pistachio Club. |
| 1979
January |
Cindy
is upset when she notices Joanne has a crush on me. |
| 1979
March |
Cindy's first month as a
Disco dance teacher. |
| 1979
March 11 |
Pistachio
II. Joanne's crush
on Rick gets her the "evil eye" from both Cindy AND Susie |
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1979 March |
Joanne decides to spend
less time with the Disco crowd and starts to learn C&W dancing |
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1979 April |
Rick teaches Disco
lessons at the Meyerland Club (which led to Western lessons in
September) |
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1979 April |
The Rubaiyat closes, then reopens as the Bullwhip. Other Discos
across the city start to go Country |
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1979 April |
Cindy and Rick begin taking private dance
lessons together |
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1979 May |
Susie goes
nuts and calls Cindy's husband; Cindy and Rick make an Agreement |
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1979 June |
Joanne gets razzed for going country,
then completely quits the studio to join her "Country Club" |
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1979 June |
I visit Joanne's Country
Club. Totally disgusted by what I see, my resistance to C&W
dancing grows |
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1979 July |
Susie and Rick break up |
| 1979
August |
Cindy
gets cold feet |
| 1979
September |
Madame
X makes her appearance |
| 1979
September |
The
dangerous Meyerland
Club Gamble - Joanne returns to help Rick learn C&W
Dancing |
| 1979
October |
Risky
Business - I involve Madame X in a dangerous Gamble |
| 1979
October |
Cindy's
infamous U-Turn |
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1979 November |
Cindy begins the two and a half year Limbo
Period as she struggles to chose between two men |
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1979 November |
Rick teaches his first Country dance class
at Stevens |
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1979 December |
Rick's Stevens class corners him after
class and forces him to go Western Dancing for the first time |
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1980 January |
First Class Factory Western class appears |
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1980 February |
Madame X tells Rick goodbye and leaves town
for good |
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1980
April |
First TGIS Class |
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1980
July |
Urban
Cowboy movie debut in Houston; Rick has throat
surgery |
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1980 September |
Lance Stevens and Rick
have angry confrontation, Rick is told to look for another
studio |
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1980
October 20 |
Rick
and Cindy move out to begin teaching
their dance classes at Dance Arts |
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1980
November |
Rick starts
teaching Western Classes for Leisure Learning and learns the
secret of
Western Swing |
| 1981 |
The Winchester Club Era
- I begin to forge an identity apart from Cindy |
| 1982
May |
Cindy
leaves the studio for good |
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