Rick's Note: Each day's travel write-up begins
with the information that Marla collected for
our original promotion of the Hawaii trip. 

My travelogue follow below Marla's work. 

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about this day's events.

Thursday, May 24,
two days before trip begins:

Rick and Marla Explore
Honolulu and Oahu

Let's get one concept clear from the start - Marla is the brains of the travel operation.

Now it is true I help a little bit.  For example, I carry the luggage, take pictures, and make snappy comments along the way.  But my role is completely secondary to Marla's.  I need to make this clear because after people read my stories, many readers assume I did all the work.  They come up to me at the studio and accidentally give me all the credit.  This is a misconception.  The credit should go to Marla for her incredible job of organizing one great trip after another. 

Our Hawaii Trip went off like clockwork thanks to Marla's hard work and ability.  If you people had the slightest idea how many times a day Marla spent on the phone, the Internet and the email program getting all the details right, you would be just as much in awe of Marla's skills as I am.  This woman is the most thorough person I have ever met.  Marla has a gift for organizing trips.  We are blessed to have her.

That said, there is an old saying - Beware the man who praises intelligent women; he is planning to go along for the ride.  When it comes to me and travel, I just show up for the trip and let Marla tell me what to do.  My grasshopper strategy works like a charm. All sorts of miracles appear on a daily basis.  We get to the airport on time.  We have a car waiting for us at our destination.  Then we have a beautiful hotel waiting for us and a map magically appears showing me how to get there.  Once we get to the hotel, a list of places to visit appears along with more maps. I barely even have to think.  I cannot tell you what a luxury it is to be married to a travel genius. I am a lucky boy.

So that pretty much sums up my input into our Hawaii trip.  Not only did we arrive in Honolulu without a hitch, Marla had each day of the trip mapped out ahead of time. 

We arrived in Honolulu on Thursday, May 24.  This was two days ahead of our Saturday cruise.  We came early so we could look around and overcome jet lag in the process.  Our first order of business was to take a walk along the famous Waikiki Beach.

On our way to the beach, one of the most impressive places we passed was an entire shopping complex wrapped around the Hilton Hotel.  The Hilton is just one of many incredibly luxurious hotels that line Waikiki Beach, but I have to say I particularly enjoyed their elegant landscaping.  The lush tropical foliage,  waterfalls and lagoons made this area a very attractive place to visit. 

As we walked through the Hilton Jungle, suddenly the famous Waikiki Beach came into view.

You might notice a walkway at the edge of this picture.  This walkway extends about three miles all along Waikiki.  Just as the postcards suggest, there were countless surfers testing the waves.  And as the postcards suggest, there were many beautiful bikini-clad women along the shores.

Sorry to say I have no pictures to prove my point.  I know you guys are disappointed, but as Marla and I strode hand in hand, I thought it would be disrespectful to take photographs.  Oh well.

Looming in the distance was the magnificent Diamondhead. 

Marla told me we were scheduled to climb Diamondhead on Friday tomorrow.  I smiled because I like to climb mountains... or maybe I should say I like to 'hike' mountains. 

At any rate, seeing Diamond from the distance heighened my anticipation.  It looked like a fun adventure. 

Little did I know that I would suffer a huge personal embarrassment at the hands of Diamondhead. 

We will get to that story shortly enough.

One thing I was surprised to find is the number of open-air settings.  For example, a main lobby of the Hilton was missing a wall.  One side had no doorway!  No doors, no windows, no nothing.  I was stunned.  The constant 70 degree temperature and the total absence of bugs makes walls unnecessary.  I saw wedding chapels designed with one open wall as well.

Here you can see an Asian couple preparing to have their pictures taken.  Marla and I saw a half-dozen wedding couples on our stroll including an open air wedding in a lovely Hilton area visible to anyone who wished to watch from a distance. Hawaii is a favorite destination for wedding couples.  I can see why - it is a very romantic setting. 

I was surprised to find that over 60% of Honolulu's population was Asian.  If you look on the map, it turns that Hawaii is almost as close to Japan as it is to the United States. 

Hawaii really isn't close to any other major islands, but it does seem to be in the middle of everything.  Four continents are within a reasonable plane flight. As a result, everyone likes to visit Hawaii!  I discovered Hawaii is considered just as much a place for Chinese, Filipinos, Japanese and even Australians to take vacations as it is for US citizens like myself. 

While Marla and I ate lunch in one of the many open air restaurants that line Waikiki Beach, I asked several people where I would land if I took a boat due east from Oahu.  Not one person knew the answer (note: most Americans aren't very good at geography).  Most people had me landing in Los Angeles, but the truth is that Hawaii is on the same longitude as Hong Kong, Mexico City, Cozumel and Cuba. 

As Marla and I walked along Waikiki, it was hard not to be
impressed by all the spectacular hotels.

What a view.

I was able to walk out on a long fishing pier and get some pictures of Waikiki Beach from out in the water.

As you can see, the beach wasn't all too crowded. 

There wasn't a lot of new construction in Honolulu, but obviously a monster new hotel is getting ready to take its place alongside the other Waikiki Beach giants.

Everything along Hotel Row on Waikiki was so pretty.  There was one lovely picture after another waiting to be snapped.

Our hotel was right next to a "Yacht Harbor".  There were some very impressive boats moored in this area. 

Sometimes it was really hard not to be envious
of the people who live in Hawaii.

Thursday evening had a marvelous treat awaiting Marla and I.  Our friends Glen and Paula Morris had invited us to have dinner with them.  Like us, Glen and Paula also came to Hawaii early to get a better feel for the place.  But Glen and Paula went one step further - they had rented a condo in the nearby town of Kaneohe. 

Their condo presented them with a perfect view of the ocean and the harbor.  What beauty!

In addition, Glen and Paula had been able to reconnoiter the area and they discovered a gem - the most beautiful restaurant that I have ever been to!

Here's one picture of the lush scenery at this lovely restaurant.  Now I know you are going to want to know the name of the place, but I can't remember.  Honest.  

As Marla and I drove from Honolulu to Kaneohe, we were treated to an unusual phenomenon - the dry side and the rainy side of the mountains. 

Hawaiian mountains are famous rain catchers.  It is almost like they tickle the rain clouds as they pass over and make the heavens pour. 

The dry side is on the west (left side of the map).  For example, Honolulu was a dry as a bone. But once we got up in those mountains, watch out.  It was pouring rain as we drove through a mountain pass as we took the short cut to Kaneohe!

Once we got to the east side of the mountains we were startled to see the lush vegetation.  Kaneohe was in the middle of a tropical rain forest.  It was just as green as it could be.

It was so weird... an arid California-style brown prairie on one side, an Oregon-style rain forest on the other... and the mountains are only about ten miles wide. 

Here's a good look at the rainy side of Oahu.  The beauty was just stunning.  That mist was awesome.

Marla with Glen and Paula.

Here are some pictures taken from our restaurant.  As you can see, the restaurant had a private lake.  See those mist-lined mountains in the background?  Stunning.

The owners did the landscaping themselves, but God was kind enough to provide incredible mountains in the background.  This place was quite beautiful. 

The restaurant was about twenty five feet above the lake.  I took this picture from the railing above.

Not surprisingly, this place does an active wedding business.  See the gazebo on the edge of the lake?  That's a favorite spot for the "I Do's".  There is a reception building concealed in the trees nearby.

This was an open air restaurant.  There was no barrier between the diners and the spacious gardens in the valley below.  I kept wondering when the mosquitoes were going to strike, but none appeared.  The temperature was a perfect 72 degrees and a gentle breeze came in.  I don't think it is fair to be forced to come back to Houston weather after a visit to Hawaii.

One event I had really been looking forward to was our chance to climb Diamondhead.  Diamondhead is easily the most recognizable landmark in all the Hawaiian Islands.  I couldn't wait for my chance to see the stunning crater of this gigantic extinct volcano.  I mean, just look at the picture - this crater is huge!  You could land an airplane in there easily!

Friday morning had Diamondhead penciled in as our first big activity.  I was going to climb up the mountain and look down at the massive crater below.   Oh boy!

Little did I suspect that I was going to end up feeling very foolish at the end of our adventure. 

Before we go any further into this goofy tale, let's have a look below at the picture of the crater that was in my mind's eye.  I had seen pictures of the crater before the trip and was full of anticipation to see it first-hand.  That's some crater, huh?

Now for this story of my stupidity to make any sense, you have to understand what I thought was going on. 

I assumed the peak of Diamondhead was where the crater was located (red circle).  I also assumed that we would walk up the mountain along the lines of the arrow pointing to the eastern tip, get to the top, and be able to look down into the crater.  

As we drove to Diamondhead that morning, my suspicions were confirmed.  We were forced to drive a long way to the west to about the same area where that red arrow would begin.  After some winding roads in the Diamondhead foothills, we saw a sign announcing we had found the park.  We drove through a short tunnel and there was the peak of Diamondhead before me.  Wow!   I was really excited.  Let's climb up there and see that crater!  So we started climbing.  And climb we did.  And climb.  And climb.  And climb some more...

Here's the parking lot.  There's the mountain. 

Marla was looking forward to the climb as well.

That is the first stage of the Diamondhead Mountain in front of us.  I couldn't wait to see that crater on the other side once we got to the top!

Here's the rolling valley behind us.  This picture shows part of the area from where we started our climb.

Those buildings below are next to the parking lot.  This was a serious twisty windy trail. 

In case you are wondering, I took these pictures on the way back.  You can see Honolulu far away.

Let me tell you something - those steps were steep!  There was some serious breathing here.

After a long hike from the parking lot, we finally got to the base of Diamondhead.  That's when Marla and I started climbing a long winding path.  The trail was very crowded.  There were people coming and going in every direction. 

A couple of funny things happened to me during my climb.  As we climbed the windy twisty part, my cell phone rang.  It was a friend of mine from Houston calling on my cell phone to ask if we were playing basketball that weekend.  

Here I was two thousand miles from home on the top of a mountain and I was getting a free long distance call from Houston.  I assured my friend that the gym back in Houston was indeed open, but that I probably wouldn't be there. 

About this time my body was getting pretty tired from this long, arduous climb.  Here I am huffing and puffing and plodding along feeling pretty sorry for myself when somebody came RUNNING past me!   When I say 'running', I mean this man was literally sprinting up the mountain!  Not 'climbing fast', but SPRINTING.

As I stood there in shock watching the human blur become smaller in the distance, a man walking nearby saw my shock and took pity on me.  He explained I had just been passed by a local Triathlete out on a morning training jog.  It turns out this is the land of the Ironman Triathlon.  Held every Fall at Kona over on the Big Island, the race encompasses three endurance events - a 2.4 mile ocean swim in Kailua-Kona Bay, a 112 mile bike ride across the Hawaiian lava desert to Hawi and back, and finally a 26 mile Marathon along the coast of the Big Island.  Mind you, most people consider the Marathon to be the most grueling event of their lives, but this event tacks on swimming and cycling as well!

 This triathlete person was a Superman.  I was in awe.

This tunnel is at the top of the long steep steps.

So finally we got to the top.  That was one long climb!
I was super-proud of myself for making it all the way up here.  Unfortunately my good vibes disappeared when we ran into our friends Cathy & CA Riser.

Cathy explained to me they walked all the way from their hotel. These people walked TWICE the distance I had, but they weren't even breathing heavy!   I smiled and pretended I was happy for them, but it wasn't easy.

I looked down below and stare in unabated envy at the
homes of the rich and famous.

They say money doesn't buy happiness, but I am growing increasingly suspicious of that adage. 

It turned out that the area at the top was once a military installation.  After climbing through a long tunnel carved deep into the mountain, we emerged at this pillbox area where the long guns of this mountain fortress were once housed.  Shades of the Guns of Navarone.

Diamondhead is famous as a lookout post because you can see everywhere in four directions.  Now it's time to see the sights.  First I looked south.  That lighthouse should give you a good idea how high we were.
 

Then I looked west.  There is beautiful Honolulu in the distance. 

Then I looked north.  More Honolulu.

Then I looked east.  That's Koko Head way off in the distance.   The famous Hanauma Bay is out of sight, but it is just beyond the other side of Koko Head.

Then I looked back at our parking lot.  Down below is the area where we started.  Something was really bothering me.  Where was that volcano crater hiding? 

I had finished looking in all four directions and there wasn't any sign of a crater! 

I was so angry!  I continued to turn and turn and turn looking for the crater.  I couldn't figure it out.  Finally I blurted out to Marla, "Where's the damn crater?"

Marla looked at me with a strange expression.  Finally she realized I was not pulling her leg.  I was completely disoriented!  Marla pointed back to the area we had come from and said, "Our car is parked in the crater."

What?  I looked back down into the valley.  I stared at the valley in confusion.  It took me a long time, but slowly the realization crept over me that those hills at the edge of the valley were "connected".  Could those hills be the rim of the crater?  Far off in the distance I noticed a little hole in the side of the hill.  If you look at the red arrow, you should be able to see it.

I got out my binoculars to get a better look.  Ohmigosh, is that hole really what I think it is?   Sure enough, that hole was the tunnel we had driven through to enter the crater.

The creepiest feeling came over me.  That's when I began to feel like the biggest moron that ever walked the earth.  I had not felt this stupid since the surprise ending of the Sixth Sense movie.  I had been looking high and low for the crater only to find I had been standing in it all morning long.

And how exactly did I miss seeing the crater from the start? My mistake was assuming the crater was on the 'other' side of the tall Lookout Point.  I was so convinced that the crater was on the far side of the mountain I was climbing that it never once dawned on me the area behind me was the actual crater.

I was also fooled by the fact that the circular rim of the crater was not symmetrical in height.  Three quarters of the rim was not particularly high.  In fact,  the majority of the rim was so low I thought I was looking at hills. 

Plus it never dawned on me a crater could have trees. I knew I was in some sort of valley, but I was too stuck in my mindset.  I would look to my right in the valley and see a hill.  I would look to the left and see a hill.  But not once did I notice that the different hills were completely connected all the way around!  It was a 'can't see the forest for the trees' sort of thing.  That crater was so big I didn't even begin to realize what I was looking at! 

The sky-high Lookout Point on the other hand was five times taller than the rest of the rim.  I was so convinced the crater was on the 'other side' of Lookout Point that I wasn't interested in looking at anything behind me.  So I never looked back during the climb.  Too bad.  Maybe if I had looked back I would have noticed a mammoth crater sneaking up behind me.

So now you know the pathetic story of how a massive crater two miles in diameter and over a mile wide managed to hide in plain sight from Rick for over two hours.

Duh.  Just call me Mr. Magoo.

Saturday, Day One:
Hanauma Bay

Hanauma Bay is a marvelous beach area located just beyond the outskirts of Honolulu.  The first thing you notice when you see the bay is just how 'curved' the bay is.  After my experience with Diamondhead, I had now actually become something of an expert on volcanoes.  I immediately suspected that Hanauma Bay's unusual C-shape had something to do with a volcano.  

Sure enough, the Bay occupies the location of a volcanic crater that had one of its sides eroded by the ocean.  Think of a bowl that has one side broken and you will get a rough idea of what the Bay looks like.  Realizing that my writing skills probably were insufficient to explain the phenomenon fully, I went to the Internet and found exactly the picture I was looking for in about 15 seconds.  Isn't the Internet amazing?

Hanauma Bay is a precious resource to the Hawaiians.  Due to the protected waters, over the eons this area has developed a marvelous coral reef that has become home to many varieties of fish.   All you have to do is put on your snorkel gear and swim out there.  Ten feet from the beach you will be treated to an incredible display of sea life.  According to a pamphlet I picked up, the Bay is home to a rainbow of reef inhabitants such as tangs, parrotfish, butterfly fish, moorish idols, surgeonfish and more.  In addition, Hanauma Bay is frequently visited by the protected sea turtles. 

Long considered one of America's Top Ten Beaches, Hanauma Bay is visited by 3,000 people a day.  As you might guess, this puts enormous pressure on the ecosystem of the Bay.  This has forced the implementation of conservation measures.  For example, parking and access to the beach is controlled (we saw three guards at the entrance!)  The feeding of fish, once a favorite activity, is now strictly prohibited.

The most unusual feature of the preservation effort is a 15-minute long video that all visitors are forced to watch before entering the beach area.  The video explains how to protect the fragile living reef.  After the video, volunteer speakers further educate visitors so that additional damage to the preserve’s environment can be avoided.  

The video was actually quite effective.  Marla and I visited Hanauma Bay early Saturday morning to try some snorkeling.  After seeing the video, I could barely even step on a rock without feeling guilt for the rest of the morning. 

Other than my crushing fear of doing something stupid and single-handedly destroying the entire eco-system, I had a lovely time seeing the many varieties of fish. 

The highlight of my morning was getting to witness a mating dance between two tangs underwater... now I know exactly what they mean when they say it takes two tangs to tango.

Saturday, Day One:  The Hawaii Cruise Begins

Gary and Cheryl Davis on left, Tracy Kirkland and Mr. Hat Gary Schweinle,
Gay Anseman in front, MG in back, and Sherry Thornton

Saturday was the third day here in Hawaii for Rick and Marla.  Like us, many people had arrived early.  

Now it was time for the cruise to begin.  After getting settled in our cabin, I went around looking for members of our group. 

The first place to check is ALWAYS the casual dining room.  Sure enough, I found several of the Usual Suspects finishing up an afternoon snack. 

I continued to wander around the ship.   Here are some more pictures.

 Marla with Jim and Denise Duncan.

I have a rule about names in these travel writeups- I may only list them once.  These culprits have already been named.

This is Leroy Ginzel. 

Linda Fleischer & Wayne Corbett,  Fran Zandstra & Gus Donnell

Mike Shannon and Gina Garza

That's Sherry again with Doug Gephart and Nancy Schweinle