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          SSQQ At A Glance  | 
        
           
          Written by Rick Archer 
          January 2004  | 
       
      
        
          
            SSQQ 
            is Houston's largest Social Dance Studio. SSQQ 
            traces its start back to the Disco Days of 1978. 
            Back then, Rick Archer was a one-man show.  
             
            Today SSQQ now has 50 instructors, 12 Administrative Personnel, and 
            close to 60 Volunteer Instructors.  We have grown. 
             
            Rick Archer is the person who writes each article on the SSQQ web site and 
            the one who answers any email sent to 
            dance@ssqq.com  
             
            Our business is teaching 
            adults how to social dance. Our teaching curriculum is divided into 
            six departments: Western, 
            Salsa, 
			Swing,
            Ballroom, 
			Whip/West Coast 
            Swing, and Miscellaneous (Zydeco, Freestyle, Tap, etc)  
             
            SSQQ averages 1,200 students a month. The students vary in age from 
            high school to senior citizen and the average age is 
            around 38. 
             
           
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          If you are new to 
          SSQQ, then welcome to the most complicated dance studio in the History 
          of Civilization. We have so much going on that even our own staff 
          can't keep track of it all.  
           
          Let's start with the dance classes since that is how we stay in 
          business.  We always have two schedules published:
          This Month and
          Next Month.  
           
          Our courses run on a monthly cycle.  Sometime around the start of 
          each month we begin a new set of classes that meet 4 times (once a 
          week) for 2 hours each visit. An 8-hour class cost $50 for men and $40 
          for ladies. This is a one-time charge and there are no hidden costs.  
          We charge men more because we spend a great deal of extra time 
          teaching them to lead while the ladies more or less bide their time.
           
           
          We have an Information Page that covers 
          all the details about how to register, what to wear, money issues such 
          as credits and refunds, and millions of other details. 
           
         
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          SSQQ has a 
          well-deserved reputation as a place to meet singles. In fact we can 
          make a strong case that SSQQ is the Romance Capital of Houston, Texas.  
          Did you know the studio averages 25 couples a year that get engaged 
          and/or married?  That is quite a statistic if you stop and think 
          about it. In case you need convincing, please read our articles on
			SSQQ Slow Dance and Romance.  
           
          An SSQQ tradition that plays a strong role in mixing the birds and 
          the bees is SSQQ 
          Practice Night.  SSQQ has 6 rooms. At the end of each night 
          of classes, students from all 6 rooms meet in our largest room for an 
          hour and fifteen minutes of non-stop dancing.  Not only does 
          Practice Night help you improve as a dancer quickly, it is a nice 
          opportunity to meet other members of the studio for a fun evening of 
          dancing together.  SSQQ has an ultra safe atmosphere and a huge 
          dance floor.  It is a marvelous playground for people who like to 
          dance. 
         
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          About half the 
          studio customers register by walking in the night of their first class 
          and paying at the door. This process takes about ten minutes. If you 
          hate to wait, another popular feature at SSQQ is our
          On-Line 
          Registration system. This feature allows our students to register 
          from the comfort of their desk plus it allows you to skip the line and 
          walk straight to class.  
           
          Created in 2001, as of 2005 we have 
          never had an instance of credit card theft. Thought you might like to 
          know that. Like with any other technology, there is always the 
          possibility of "user error". For example, we get one or two cases a 
          month where someone is "double charged" for a class. Sometimes people 
          get impatient for the Internet to respond and accidentally hit the 
          "Back" button on the computer. This can result in being charged twice, 
          but it is a fairly easy problem to correct. That is about the extent 
          of the danger of using our system.   
             
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          The On-Line system allows you to review your entire history of 
          classes taken at SSQQ over the years. All you have to do is click the 
          "History" button at the On-Line Page and take a look. Your History 
          will allow you to take classes over again for half-price down the 
          road. 
             
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              In addition to 
              Practice Night, we have two
              Saturday night 
              dance parties a month. They usually occur on the 2nd and 4th 
              Saturday of the month, but these dates do vary occasionally. The 
              first party of the month is usually Swing, Ballroom, and 
              Salsa-related. The second party concentrates on Western dancing 
              and West Coast Swing.  We always have six to seven Crash 
              Courses right before the parties start from 7-9 pm.  These 
              are popular one-night only dance classes that have no follow-ups.  
              Each party has a theme and some are quite popular.  Our 
              favorite parties include the Sleazy Bar Whip Party in April, the 
              amazing Sock Hop in June, the fun Beach Ball in August, plus the 
              Christmas and New Years Eve Party in December.  
               
              However without a doubt the single biggest event of the year at 
              SSQQ is the  Halloween Party in October. Over the past 25 
              years, the popularity of this party has grown to the point where 
              we now average 300 people.  One thing that makes the party 
              special is that everyone goes all out to wear great costumes. We 
              in turn reward our guests by posting their pictures year-round on 
              our web site. No matter what month it is, you will be amazed by 
              the quality of the costumes!  Read the history of the 
              SSQQ Halloween Party 
              and take a look at the marvelous costumes! 
             
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              SSQQ is also known for its Cruise Trips. 
              We have taken 5 trips so far. Our first trip to Jamaica and the 
              Cayman Islands in 1988 had 30 aboard.  Our second trip was to Vera 
              Cruz (not a misprint, just a misadventure). On this adventure our numbers jumped to 
              101 in 2001.  The more expensive trip in 2002 caused the 
              numbers to drop slightly down to 86.  However our summer trip 
              over July 4th to Cozumel in 2003 saw the numbers increase to an amazing 147. 
              Counting the people we had to leave behind for lack of space, we 
              practically could have doubled the number from the year before. 
               
              Cruise Trips are is of course growing in popularity every year as 
              one of America's favorite forms of recreation. The SSQQ trips are 
              popular because it is fun to travel with a large group and we have 
              the element of dancing during the day and night to add to our fun.
               
               
              It is of course a wonderful ego trip each year during the 
              Captain's Reception to get dressed up and dance the night away to 
              the marvelous Big Band music of the ship's orchestra. The crowd in 
              the auditorium watching us claps enthusiastically as they assume 
              our dancers are actually part of the paid entertainment!  
               
             
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              You might be surprised to learn the SSQQ Dance Studio Web 
              Site (www.ssqq.com) is 
              one of the most-visited "Dance Studio" web sites in the country. 
              Our vast array of articles on dancing have for years attracted 
              visitors from many places in addition to Houston.  
               
              Did you know that in February 2006, Google 
              placed "SSQQ.com" as the 5th most popular dance studio web site on 
              the Internet out of a Million Listings. We have achieved this 
              lofty listing despite the fact that we have never paid a dime to 
              improve our spot.  
               
              You don't believe it?   Go to Google and look for 
              yourself!! 
              Type "dance studio" & click. Look for SSQQ on Page One. 
             
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              There is no 
              quicker way to instantly get in touch with the pulse of SSQQ than 
              by reading the infamous
              SSQQ Newsletter 
              on the SSQQ web site. 
              You will be immediately stunned to find our Newsletters are as long as Time 
              or Newsweek!   
               
              Many of the features are 
              contributed by SSQQ students who enjoy passing on their discoveries 
              and anecdotes to their friends at the studio. The topics can 
              pretty juicy at times.  
               
              The SSQQ Newsletter contains everything from stories about dancing 
              to the latest engagements to jokes to logic puzzles to Venus and 
              Mars.  And be sure NEVER to miss the most popular section of 
              each Newsletter, the infamous "Complaint" section. 
               
             
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              Another big part of the SSQQ Web Site is our 
				Stories and Write-Ups section.  You will be surprised when you 
              discover there are enough stories and articles to equal the length of a 
              good-sized book.  If you wonder how long it would take to 
              read all those stories, first take a guess how long it took me to write 
              them all!! 
               
              The articles include Advice to Men, Secrets of Following, 
              History 
              of Whip, Swing, and Western, Speed of Music, 
              Where the Creatures 
              Meet, and Slow Dance and Romance. The largest section is 
              Adventures of a Dance Teacher with over 50 stories which 
              cover various adventures and misadventures from Rick Archer's career as a dance 
              instructor. 
             
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              The SSQQ Web Site also contains an excellent
              Joke Page. Our Joke Page 
				has 5 sections. In our Joke Hall of Fame we publish the 
				jokes sent in by our Newsletter readers over the past 8 years. 
				We now have somewhere around 900 jokes!!   
               
              A very popular area is known as the
				Joke Picture 
              Page. If you believe a picture is worth a thousand words, then 
				you are bound to laugh at these absurd photographs and cartoon. 
				A spin-off of our Joke Picture Page is Fun Stuff - a 
				series of pictures or cartoons that tell a story. Rounding out 
				our list is our Favorite Puns and the Best New Jokes 
				of the Month.  Our Joke Page is so well done, it is one of 
				the most visited areas on our entire web site.  
             
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              Last but not 
              least is the "Archives" 
              section of the SSQQ Website.  Here you will find all sorts of 
              interesting stories that have little relationship to the studio, 
              but are curious enough that we added them to the Web Site anyway. 
              Out of the 30 or so articles, my favorites include
              Larry the Moron,
               the ridiculous
              ShAggie Jitterbug 
              Saga (too stupid to believe),
              Internet Lies,
              Bizarre Death 
              Stories, and 
              Houston Traffic, a satirical look at Houston's traffic woes 
              that was written nearly ten years ago yet seems as current as 
              ever, and an article on
              Responsibility.  
               
              While you are checking out the different stories, you might notice 
				a section on Logic 
				Puzzles. Once a month we publish a puzzle for our Newsletter 
				readers to exercise their mind a little.  This area also 
				contains the 
				Einstein Puzzle and the
				
				Christmas Carol Picture Puzzle. 
               
             
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              As you have undoubtedly gathered simply from reading this "SSQQ 
              At a Glance" article, SSQQ is indeed a very complex dance studio. 
               
              We have all sorts of 
              weird ways, mishaps, traditions and folklore that most people are just 
              barely aware of. We also have lots of rules and ways of doing 
              things (such as switching partners) that take getting used to.  
               
              In order to catch you up on our first 25 years 
              of business, there are three more articles (SSQQ History, 
				SSQQ 
              Philosophy, Group Classes) that should go a long way 
              towards clearing up some of the mysteries and legends about this 
              intriguing place.  These articles should give you a firm idea 
              of what our studio is all about.  
             
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              History of 
              SSQQ  
              
              covers the events that led to the 
              development of Houston's largest dance studio. 
               
               
              SSQQ Philosophies 
              explains why don't we use Contracts, the advantages of Group 
              Lessons, and why Practice Night is so important 
              to our dance program.  
             
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              Group Classes
              
               
              covers the events that explain
              how we developed our Group Class Dance program. 
              This section is actually something of a meditation on the nature 
              of the Rights of an Individual Versus the rights of the Group. It 
              covers in great detail the incidents that led to our policies and 
              the reasoning behind the policies.   
              Why do we insist everyone switch partners? 
              Why can't people watch classes? 
              Why are children banned from the studio?   
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