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						| FEBRUARY 1979, the disco years
 
						
						
						WHAT LOLA WANTS, 
						LOLA GETS
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					What Lola wants, Lola getsAnd little man, Lola wants you!
 Make up your mind to have no regretsRecline yourself, resign yourself... you're through
 
 Lola always gets what Lola aims for
 And your heart and soul is what I came for.
 
 Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets
 So take off your coat,
 Don't you know you can't win?
 You're no exception to the rule,
 I'm 
					irresistible, you fool, so give in!!
 
 
						-- 
							'What Lola Wants, Lola Gets' from the Broadway play 
						 
						Damn Yankees
 
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				Victoria was Lola 
				personified.  Victoria wanted me.  
				Although she had not made an overt move, there was no longer any doubt in my mind.  It was now February.  The rampant success of Camelot had 
				done something to alter Victoria's approach.  There had 
				been a discernible 
				shift.  I could see it in her eyes, her smile, her 
				laughter, her touch.  What could explain 
				this change?  Perhaps it was my rise to stardom as 'The 
				Trophy'.  Prior to January, I was an afterthought to 
				Victoria.  However, Camelot had turned me into a meteor 
				flashing across the sky.  My stock was sky high.  In 
				Hindsight, I believe the rise of Victoria's formidable rivals 
				had elevated her perception of me.  Or maybe it was the 
				sight all of those wannabe women waiting in line for a dance that warped her brain. I had seen a shift 
				like this before.  After my dazzling impromptu dance 
				performance with Joanne at the Christmas Party, Patricia had 
				changed her mind about my value.  On the spur of the 
				moment, she decided to kidnap me and renew my 
				contract.  Oh, lucky me.  Now Victoria seemed to have reached a similar 
				conclusion.  Oh, lucky me.  Back when we were getting 
				started, Victoria had acted like my big sister.  However, 
				once she saw how weak my social skills and business skills were, she decided to 
				take over and show me how it was done.  Throughout the Fall of 1978 we 
				enjoyed a warm, casual rapport.  She was my friend and 
				confidante, always willing to listen sympathetically to my 
				frustrations with Patricia.  
				We laughed and talked about everything under the sun.  However, as her power grew, I became 
				the junior partner in this relationship.  Here in February 
				she had begun to act like my boss. Victoria was not interested in me 
				sexually back in 1978.  Nor should she have been.  Victoria was 
				more attractive, more popular, wiser and far more talented.  Plus 
				she was married to a good man.  So what changed?  Patricia's 
				intuition said the shift began after the Halloween Party.  
				As we recall, that was when Patricia had made her disagreeable 
				entrance into Victoria's life.  Afterwards, Patricia suspected 
				Victoria was interested in me.  Taking note of the time and effort 
				Victoria put into making the December Pistachio Party a success, Patricia 
				had said, "No woman busts 
				her ass like that unless she has a motive.  I think 
				Victoria's reason is you." I did not agree with 
				Patricia at the time.  More likely Victoria enjoyed the challenge of building the energy and the 
				appreciation she received for the effort.  Victoria loved being important 
				again.  The attention she paid to me was nothing more than a 
				byproduct of her joyride.  I would pinpoint Joanne's 
				stardom at the Christmas Party as the more likely impetus.  
				Chewing me out after Joanne disappeared into the night was the 
				first 
				warning sign.  Victoria's early January Tirade was the 
				second warning sign.  I 
				could not imagine what Victoria's husband was thinking as his 
				wife stood there screaming at me in the corner.  My first thought was 
				that Michael had to suspect we were having an affair.  However 
				despite the fact that Victoria had spewed fiery lava boulders in 
				public for the world to see, Michael never said 
				a word to me about it.  His continued friendship was the 
				reason I decided Victoria's main concern was the fear that 
				Joanne would replace her as my dance partner.  It had 
				nothing to do with sexual attraction.  So why did things 
				change after the Tirade?  I have my theories, but 
				before I share them, let me add a disclaimer.  I have no 
				way to know what truly went 
				through Victoria's mind.  If Victoria were to write her 
				version, it is likely her statements would contradict mine.  So 
				please 
				take everything I say with a grain of salt.  I will offer my best 
				guess and apologies to Victoria if I am wrong.  I say look no 
				further than Beatlemania.  Here were four ordinary blokes 
				from working class backgrounds, only one of whom was cute.  
				Then one day they burst on the scene with love songs.  Suddenly countless 
				women began screaming their heads off.  I am not so 
				egotistical to say I generated anything remotely close to this 
				mass hysteria, but starting in January I became the recipient of a generous amount of 
				female interest at Camelot.  
				February was even more pronounced.  I had Patricia and Joanne vying for me plus 
				a dozen admirers waiting in the wings.  Victoria did a 
				double-take.  If women the caliber of Patricia and Joanne 
				were in hot pursuit, maybe Victoria should reevaluate her 
				original perception.  Whatever her reason, Victoria 
				began to treat me with a new respect. I credit Joanne's 
				powerful emergence in the Beauty Contest as the most likely 
				reason.  Victoria had written Patricia off as a 
				serious threat long ago, but Joanne was still an unknown.  
				During Tirade Saturday, Joanne's dance floor dominance and 
				sexual aggressiveness had sent the Bear climbing up a Tree.  
				Once Joanne took the stage on a regular basis at Camelot, Victoria's change in approach was 
				so obvious I have to believe the fear of losing 
				the Kingdom had entered Queen Vic's mind.   
				Joanne's emergence was remarkable.  First she influenced 
				Patricia to take me back at the Christmas Party.  Now she had 
				the Queen of Camelot tearing her hair out.   Last summer my girlfriend Jenny 
				had explained to me 
				that 
				women 
				like to go after the guys other women want.  That is 
				why Jenny had pursued me in the first place.  Jenny saw a class 
				filled with women smiling at me and concluded I was a worthy 
				challenge.  Was that same competitive instinct running 
				through Victoria's mind at this moment?   
					"Gosh, if a woman 
				as talented as Joanne wants Rick, then maybe he has more going 
				for him than I first realized" I doubt Victoria had a particularly high 
				opinion of me when we first met.  Do you blame her?  Victoria liked me, but I 
				was no big deal.  Although we were friends from the get-go, I was hardly in her 
				league when it came to attractiveness or confidence.  Victoria was a high 
				school Beauty Queen, Prom Queen, Model.  Due to her 
				outgoing nature, she was the most popular girl in 
				her school.  Now compare that kind of status to my past 
				as the high school loner who never had a single date in four 
				years.  Victoria was Hera, Queen of the Gods.  Why would a Goddess like Victoria 
				give a shy mortal like me a second look?  Consequently she 
				relegated me to being her sidekick. Although Victoria respected 
				my teaching ability, but she could not help but realize how woefully inept my 
				social skills were.  My business skills weren't much 
				better.  Victoria noticed how I missed obvious  
				angles such as name tags, class rosters, phone numbers, home 
				addresses, and mailing lists.  Or bringing cookies to class 
				for that matter.  On top of that, there was my inability to 
				see the value in developing a comprehensive social program to 
				unite the dancers from different nights into a social group.  
				Why should Victoria see me as an equal?  I have to believe Victoria was aghast 
				to see me overlook steps as elementary as these.  It did 
				not take Victoria long to realize I was missing one opportunity 
				after another.  Plus I was no great shakes as a dancer.  Victoria, 
				never one to ask permission, decided it was easier just to run the show her way.  
				In Hindsight, I believe Victoria felt sorry for me and took me 
				under her wing.  Without her, I was going nowhere.  
				Was it altruism or self-aggrandizement?  Probably a mixture 
				of both.  Fortunately I had the sense to put my bruised ego aside and let 
				Victoria show me how it was done.  However, as is true of 
				all Devil's Bargains, there would be a price to 
				pay, of that I was sure.   The low point for me came 
				the night Victoria admitted she had organized the December 
				Pistachio Christmas Party on her own without even bothering to 
				ask what I thought in advance.  Women of her caliber are typically drawn to 
				excellence, not mediocrity.  Her brilliant husband, a 
				well-respected medical researcher, was the perfect example.  
				Michael was a leader in his field while I was little more than a means to an end, 
				Victoria's stepping stone.  
				With her focus on building a dance empire 
				and placing herself on the throne, I cannot imagine why Victoria would have been 
				romantically interested in me.
				 At the start of 
				Camelot, my initial role was little better than chauffeur.  
				In search of attention and adulation, it was my job to 
				drive Victoria's parade car around the dance floor so everyone 
				could admire her.  But then something 
				funny happened.  Practically overnight my star began to 
				rise.  Why?  Because Patricia entered the picture.  
				By showing up at my side every Friday night, all eyes were drawn 
				to us.  Although Patricia has been the clear villain in 
				this soap opera, let us not forget it was her entrance into my 
				life that 
				initiated my 
				rise in Victoria's eyes.  How could I forget the first 
				meeting between Victoria and Patricia at the Halloween Party?  
				Victoria was astonished at the beauty and sophistication of my 
				new girlfriend.  Victoria was very upset to gain a rival, 
				but she was also mystified.  Impressed by Patricia's 
				stature, Victoria raised a question.  "How the hell 
				did Rick Archer ever land a woman with Patricia's kind of looks?"
				 Stunned by 
				Patricia's beauty, presence,  
				and sex appeal, throughout November Victoria had peppered me with questions to learn more about 
				the Princess.  
				Treating Victoria like my trusted big sister, I told Victoria 
				everything about Patricia I was unhappy about.  
				Victoria soon relaxed.  Based on what I had told her, 
				Victoria concluded Patricia was a remote 
				threat at best, especially after she saw Venus stumble on the 
				dance floor.  That was Victoria's favorite 
				moment.  Once Victoria saw Patricia could not dance a lick, she later 
				confessed she had laughed 
				out loud.  From this point on, Victoria could care less if 
				Patricia was the next Helen of Troy.  Unless Patricia was willing to 
				improve her dancing or offer to help me advance my dance program 
				in some way, 
				she would never last.   Watching 
				Patricia trip over her own feet, Victoria's growing 
				dance empire was safe for the time being.  Nevertheless, one 
				troubling thought 
				lingered in the back of Victoria's mind.  If Rick could 
				attract a woman of Patricia's caliber, what would happen if 
				Rick 
				found a woman of Patricia's caliber 
				who could ALSO dance? Incredibly, 
				Victoria's worst fears came to pass (or so she thought).  
				Joanne appeared out of nowhere at the December Pistachio 
				Christmas 
				party.  Victoria gasped.  Good lord, that woman is an 
				incredible dancer!!  Everyone in the room is going nuts 
				watching her dance with Rick!  Where did she come from?  Who is she?  
				And... gasp... why is she hugging Rick in plain 
				sight for the world to see?!? Joanne's 
				appearance at the December Christmas Party was a memorable moment.  
				Our unexpected performance brought 
				down the house.  Afterwards, Joanne played a mean trick on Victoria 
				by disappearing into 
				the night like a mythic apparition.  Joanne's disappearing act was acid to 
				Victoria's Achilles Heel.  Victoria was forced to remain in the dark for 
				all of December.  Had Victoria been able to grill me about 
				Joanne the way she had grilled me about Patricia, she would have 
				realized Joanne was not even remotely a threat.  However 
				December 
				passed without knowledge regarding 
				Joanne's identity.  Victoria is a control freak, a worrier.  
				Given an entire month to 
				amplify Joanne's threat way beyond proportion, this extended 
				period 
				of unchecked paranoia led Victoria to jump to the 
				erroneous 
				conclusion that Joanne was another Patricia with dance 
				ability to boot.  It was this paranoia which led to Victoria's Tirade 
				on the first Saturday of the New Year.  When I danced with Joanne that night, imagine the thoughts that raced 
				through Victoria's mind.  Out of nowhere, Victoria's worst 
				nightmare reappeared.  Who is that woman?  
				What a dancer!  What a figure!  Look how dynamic 
				she is on the floor!  Look how she smiles at Rick!  
				Victoria overreacted badly.  Her fear of Joanne led to 
				the Diva's amusing decision to make Patricia her new best 
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				Much to Victoria's 
				dismay, her decision to use 
				Patricia to deal with the threat of Joanne backfired.  Now that 
				Patricia was a card-carrying member of the In-Crowd, she began 
				to have oodles of fun at Camelot.  Patricia never lacked for 
				male attention.  Now that she had a taste of Camelot Celebrity, Patricia underwent an attitude shift.  Dancing and flirting the night away, Patricia decided maybe 
				Victoria's Dance 
				World 
				wasn't so bad after all.  Even her dancing seemed 
				to be improving.  As if that was not bad enough, the Ice 
				Queen showed up to put on a weekly demonstration of her 
				phenomenal dance ability.  Now that Camelot had made stars of Rick, 
				Patricia, and Joanne, the Crown rested uneasily on Queen 
				Victoria's head.   Camelot was not 
				working out like Victoria had imagined.  Not only were 
				Patricia and Joanne elevated, I had become the Lion King (or 
				Lyin' King if you prefer).  The key factor in my emergence was the evolution of Camelot.  
					With Ice Queen Joanne and Princess Patricia amplifying  my value, 
				the Diva 
					Queen was forced to share equal billing with me and her two rivals.  
					Victoria was not only losing ground, I had magically been 
					promoted to the undisputed King of the Realm.  
					No other 
				man came close to challenging my excellence on the dance floor.  
				Plus I had the good will of all participants since I was their 
				friendly dance teacher.   At all times my 
					eminence was validated by the presence of the Triangle.  
				While the Divas were forced to share the limelight amongst 
				themselves, I was the unquestioned Alpha male.  Suddenly my Crown was more secure than Victoria's.  To 
					her disbelief, I was passing her! Camelot was 
				the moment I truly came into my own.  Thanks to Glen 
					smoothing out my dancing and my decision to play dirty, I had made a Quantum Leap forward 
				at the exact moment Victoria began to doubt her Kingdom was safe.  
				To Victoria's profound shock, she didn't lose her Crown 
					to Joanne or Patricia, she lost it to me! As King Richard ascended to 
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					Victoria was 
					incredulous.  After all she had done to construct her 
					Kingdom, how was it possible the Credit had gone to her 
					Creation instead?  Victoria was the brains of the 
					operation, but I was getting the recognition.  Of 
					course this was not fair, but as I pointed out to 
					her, don't blame me.  I never asked to become The 
					Trophy.  This was all Victoria's doing.  
					 Victoria 
					blinked.  Yes, this was her 
					doing, wasn't it??  Victoria had turned me into a Star.  It was at this 
					point that I began to feel the shift in Victoria's approach.  She clearly began to eye me in a new light.  
					I have a curious theory to explain her newfound respect 
					for me.  Call it the 'Pygmalion Effect'.  In Greek 
					Mythology, Pygmalion was a sculptor who carved female 
					statues out 
					of ivory.  Up till now, Pygmalion was not interested in women.  
					However,  
					one of the female statues created by Pygmalion was so beautiful and 
					realistic he fell in love with it.  Not a day 
					passed when Pygmalion did not stare at his creation in awe.  
					She was so life-like, he named her Galatea.  Pygmalion began to caress his beautiful sculpture and fantasize. 
					
 Aphrodite's Festival had arrived.  Out of respect, 
					Pygmalion made offerings at the altar of Aphrodite.  
					Pygmalion was too scared to admit his secret desire out loud, so he 
					quietly wished for a bride who would be 'the living 
					likeness of my ivory girl'.  Aphrodite read his 
					mind.
 When Pygmalion returned 
					home, he kissed his ivory statue and found that its lips 
					felt warm.  Surprised, he kissed again, and found the 
					ivory had lost its hardness of stone.  In its place 
					stood the woman of his dreams.  Aphrodite had granted 
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					Does this story 
					sound familiar?  Many of us know this 
					myth by another name... My Fair Lady. 
					Falling in love with one’s creation and getting the desired 
					object as a soul mate was the theme of this play.  The plot involved a snobbish phonetics professor who accepts 
					a wager that he can take a common flower girl and make her 
					presentable in High Society.
					 While no one 
					in Camelot was comparing me to Audrey Hepburn, 
					the similarity in our stories was striking.  Victoria 
					had taken a rather inept, but willing pupil and 
					inadvertently turned me into the King of her Dance Empire.  However, I 
					didn't turn out exactly like Victoria hoped.  I had a mind of my own 
					and a burning 
					ambition to succeed on my own merits. The finishing touch in my 
					ascension came courtesy of 
					the Dangerous Liaison.  Faced with 
					intense pressure coming from three different women at once, 
					I was transformed as if struck by lightning in Dr. Frankenstein's laboratory.  
					This was 
					the Magic Moment when I finally grew a backbone.  
					 I prefer not to 
					say Victoria created a 'Monster', but you 
					get the picture.  Once I began to stand on my own 
					two feet, I decided it was time to take on Victoria face to 
					face. 
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					Thanks to the arrival 
					of Camelot, I was no longer 
					subordinate to Victoria.  Nor were we equals.  
					Here in February, I actually held the Upper Hand.  Bolstered by the 
					success derived from owning a thriving business, I had become the 
					centerpiece of our wildly successful new social program.  
					Thanks to smiles from admiring female students 
					and armed with two suitable replacements for Victoria if she 
					decided to fight back, I was flush with confidence.  
					Feeling strong, I looked for ways to extricate 
					myself from 
					Victoria's tentacles.
					 In early 
					February, 
					we had a serious run-in.  Victoria decided to needle me 
					about dancing with Joanne too much on Friday nights.  
					In her opinion, Joanne was getting far too much attention. 
						"Rick, I 
						take issue with the number of times you danced with 
						Joanne last Friday.  Once per night is more than 
						enough.  I am the one who built Friday Night 
						Camelot into 
						the event it has become and I should be the one people 
						notice, not Joanne.  I want to make sure you see my 
						point on this issue." "Look, Victoria, 
					I danced with Joanne twice.  I danced with you twice.  
					I danced with Patricia twice.  I cannot possibly be 
					more fair than that.  I am getting fed up  
					listening to you tell me who I can dance with and when I can 
					dance with them.  When exactly did you get papers 
					written up giving you the authority to tell me what I can 
					and can't do?" Victoria saw 
					red.  "You have a 
						lot of nerve talking to me like that!  This 
					program would be nothing if I 
						had not stepped in when I did."  
					 "Victoria, you 
					are absolutely right.  I appreciate what you have done 
					here at the studio.  And I am grateful.  I feel a 
					great debt to you, a debt I promise to repay in whatever way 
					I can as long as it 
					is reasonable.  But don't tell me who I can dance with!  
					If you can't understand that, then thanks for the memories.  
					Joanne and Patricia can 
					take your place.  I will miss you, but I can use the momentum you 
					have created to carry on just fine."  It took a lot of 
					guts to stand up to her, but it worked.  Talk about a 
					Reality Check!  Stunned by my defiance, Victoria backed 
					down.  Well aware that Joanne was under my protection, 
					Victoria was not happy about it.  There would 
					be consequences.  This was the moment Victoria's Inner 
					Lola began to emerge.   Who is Lola?  
					Star of the Broadway play Damn Yankees, Lola 
					is 172 years old.  Once an old and quite ugly woman, 
					she sells her soul to the Devil to become young and 
					beautiful.  In return, Lola helps the Devil with 
					various deeds.  In the play, the Devil wants the mighty 
					Yankees to fail, so he persuades the irresistible Lola to 
					seduce and corrupt the team's best player.  Lola 
					confidently sings about how she has a long history of 
					bending men to her will.  What Lola wants, Lola gets.   Or should I say 
					what Victoria wants, Victoria gets?  I have a hunch Victoria 
					was accustomed to getting what she wanted what.  
					Through beauty, guile, and popularity, Victoria could be 
					very persuasive when she wanted to be.  
					Convinced she was about to 
				lose me to Joanne's talent or to Patricia's 
					newfound interest in the Disco Dance World, Victoria decided to change 
					tactics.  Once Victoria got over her shock that I was 
					no longer quite the pushover, she decided that manipulating me was a 
					waste of time.  Victoria realized 
					as long as she had to share me with two other women, I 
					would always hold the Upper Hand.  Something had to 
					be done.   To understand 
					Victoria is to understand she possessed more willpower than 
					any woman I have ever met.  If I am wrong about my next statement, I 
					apologize.  But as I explain the events that 
					ensued, it will be clear how I reached my opinion.  The 
					way I see it, Victoria fell prey to the Pygmalion Effect.  
					She created me, so now she had 
					to have me.  Victoria's first decision was to weaken me by eliminating her rivals.  
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						husband Michael
 
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					I am at a 
					disadvantage when it comes to Michael.  We were 
					acquaintances, but never close.  I only recall one personal conversation between us 
					(which I will get to later).  So, here 
					again, take what I say with a grain of salt.  
					Everything I say is based on observation, not fact. Victoria was proud of 
					her husband.  I remember many times at the studio when Victoria would 
		tell people how wonderful Michael was.  If a dance student happened to 
		ask about him, Victoria referred to Michael as her  
					college sweetheart and a great husband.  
		There was not a doubt in my mind that Victoria was sincere.  
		Considering Victoria had such a high opinion of her husband, why on earth 
		didn't she treat him better?  That is a burning question for which I have 
		no answer.  Michael was not 
					a loser by any stretch of the imagination.  Heavens no.  
					Based on my observation, Michael was brilliant, hard-working, handsome, 
					and outgoing.  The Michael I knew was a decent man, well-respected 
					and very well liked.  Holding a doctorate in microbiology, 
					Michael was a cancer researcher 
					by profession.  From what I gather, he was a 
					decorated, oft-published leader in his field.  Michael was also an excellent athlete.  
					One time when 
					our group played some backyard volleyball, Michael was by far the quickest to 
					the ball.  Michael was a great father too.  I 
					visited their home on several occasions.  When I saw 
					Michael interact with his daughter Stephanie, he was very loving.  
					 Michael was an 
					easy-going guy who was very modest considering how 
					successful he was.  As one can 
					gather, I admired him.  Why Victoria 
					would turn her back on a man like Michael is one of the 
					great enduring mysteries of my life.  As long as I 
					live, I will never understand why Victoria decided to chase 
					me.  Michael 
					was so special, I would one day develop my theory of Cosmic 
					Stupidity/Cosmic Blindness specifically to deal with 
					Victoria's mysterious behavior.  
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					Let me make 
					something perfectly clear... I despise Adultery. 
					In my heart, I felt like I had committed 
					adultery with 
					Karen, the woman I met at the Jet Set wife-swapper club.  
					Karen said she and her husband had an open marriage.  
					Was she telling the truth?  Rather than take Karen's 
					word for it, I specifically asked her husband Kirk.  Kirk said he had talked it over with Karen in 
					advance and gave permission.  So we dated twice.  
					Although this was technically not adultery, it felt 
					like it.  Plagued by a terrible sense of guilt, I 
					called it off with Karen while I still could.  Afterwards I made a 
					firm vow never to commit adultery.  Why bother?  I had no reason to chase another man's wife, certainly not 
					with all these single women surrounding me.  Here at 
					Camelot there were plenty of single girls asking 
					me to dance.  I would much rather chase them than 
					Victoria.  
					Although the 
					ensuing pain 
					always seems to outweigh the benefit in the end, Adultery happens nonetheless.  Why 
					is that?  I have a theory called "One Promise Too 
					Late".  My theory is that picking the right partner 
					is so difficult that many couples discover they are poorly 
					matched.  The problem 
					begins when a partner finds a better match down the 
					road, but is forbidden due to marital vows.  It must be horrible knowing the love of one's 
					life is just beyond one's reach.  What does a person do 
					when the Better Man or the Better Woman appears?  
					Break the promise?  Honor the vows?  Stay together 
					for the kids?   Another dynamic is the well-known 
					tendency of someone to seek a fling when their 
					spouse's accomplishments are superior to their own.  
					And of course there's always revenge, the desire to even the 
					score like I did with my Dangerous Liaison. 
					 Whatever the 
					reason, someone always get hurt.  Everyone knows this.  
					So why do it?  Temptation.  Of course I 
					coveted Michael's wife.  Men have coveted other men's 
					wives since the beginning of time.  Why should I be any 
					different?  Victoria was an incredibly desirable woman.  But that doesn't mean I intended to act on 
					my desire.  Not only did I posses a powerful conscience, 
					I felt the bitter 
					taste of pain that comes from Adultery when I 
					dated Karen.  That relationship heated up so 
					fast I actually considered asking Karen to leave her 
					husband.  Fortunately I came to my senses and broke it 
					off while I still had the willpower to do so.  During 
					my relationship with Karen I  
					learned that humans are not properly wired to share.  
					Or maybe it's just me.  I learned the hard way that I 
					am not properly wired to share.  This became the main reason I firmly believe in being faithful. |  
			
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					Another reason 
					was the inevitable pain.  Vanessa's cheating ways had 
					hurt me terribly.  Patricia  
					handed me a painful reminder with her nasty George 
					adventure.  Knowing full well the pain that comes from 
					Affairs, the moment Victoria came knocking, I felt an intense aversion to subjecting 
					her husband to a similar fate.  Michael had always 
					treated me with respect.  I could not bear the thought 
					of hurting him just to satisfy my selfish desire. 
					 Victoria's hints 
					further upset me because she had a daughter.  
					Adultery undermines families, the bedrock of 
					society.  To me, this is an important reason to avoid infidelity.  
					Children suffer greatly for the sins of their parents.  
					I should know.  My father's affair caused the divorce 
					that ruined my childhood.  His subsequent abandonment was the 
					main reason I grew up feeling so goddamn 
					insecure.   Thanks to my 
					mother's willingness to drop out of college, my father 
					received the training necessary to become one of the 
					country's leading electrical engineers.  When I was 
					nine, my father had an affair with the office 
					secretary. Deciding this 
					sexy woman was a definite improvement, Dad dumped my mother in a flash.  
					Sad to say, after the divorce my father's fortunes soared 
					while my mother's fortunes plummeted.  Lacking a college degree, 
					my mother was relegated to secretarial jobs for which she 
					was temperamentally ill-suited.  Mom wanted to do 
					things her way, a personality trait which led to frequent 
					unemployment and mounting bills.  Constantly in debt, my mother suffered a 
					serious breakdown after the 
					divorce.  
					 I was close to my father until his affair 
					put an end to his interest in me.  The moment Dad remarried, the 
					witch persuaded him to turn his back.  From that point on, I was a virtual orphan.  Since my mother was not much of a 
					mother and my father was not much of a father, I ended up practically raising myself.  
					This explains why I grew up as a 
					socially awkward loner.  The Mistress ruined my 
					life and my mother's life.  Thanks to her, I 
					was forced to 
					spend countless years trying to extricate myself from the 
					emotional problems caused by my father's adultery.  
					This was the origin of my extreme antagonism to 
					infidelity.
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							Given 
							that Victoria's growing flirtation at Camelot suggested intense 
					feelings, if my guess was correct, then her interest created a serious 
						predicament for me.  I could live to be 100 and 
						never meet another woman more perfectly suited for my 
						dance career.  But I also knew an affair was a surefire 
						dead end.  I took one look at Victoria's daughter, another 
					look at Victoria's husband, and concluded an affair was out 
					of the question.  I was no fool.  Victoria would 
						never leave her husband.  Even if we didn't get 
						caught, sooner or later she would tire and move on.  
						And what if we did get caught?  Then what?  I did not relish 
					spending the rest of my life feeling guilty over 
					harming innocent people.   
							Only one 
					problem.  Did I 
					possess the strength to resist the call of the Forbidden Woman?   
					Plagued by temptation, I was so worried 
					I might give in, I deliberately returned to the viper known 
					as Patricia for safety.  Throughout February and half 
						of March, Patricia helped me keep my thoughts of 
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					I could not think of a single story where adultery had 
					a happy ending for all concerned.  More often than not, a relationship that begins on a foundation of 
					betrayal has a difficult time transitioning to one 
					of trust and loyalty.  If a man or woman cheats once, statistics 
					show they are likely to cheat again. However, 
					Victoria was tough to resist.  Everyone has 
					the sense to handle explosives with care, but what if  
					danger comes disguised as irresistible sweetness?  
					Circe was the Greek temptress who turned men to swine.  
					Considering the sway Victoria exercised over me, 
					I knew what it was to feel like a swine
					 When I say that 'What Victoria wants, Victoria gets', 
					I mean it.   Lola-Victoria had spent her whole life 
					successfully bending 
					people to her will, me included.  Plus I feared my own 
					sexual nature.  All it would take would be 
					that one unexpected flash of passion and we 
					might have spontaneous 
					combustion.  If I let Victoria get too close, in that 
					moment my desire could very easily 
					overwhelm my conscience and common sense.  
					 Over the ages, 
					Adultery has brought untold misery to mankind.  For 
					this reason, the Curse of Adultery has been examined 
					thoroughly in myth, religion, literature and legend.  Look no 
					further than the Trojan War.  Thousands of men died to 
					avenge an act of adultery on the part of Paris.  
					 Moses revealed 
					that God prohibited Adultery in the Ten Commandments.  
					However, people 
					have ignored this Commandment for ages.  
					In the Biblical story of David and Bathsheba, 
		David took the shameful step of having Uriah sent to the riskiest 
					part of the 
		battlefield.  Uriah's arranged death conveniently allowed David to pursue the stunning Bathsheba.   |  
			
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					The Forbidden 
					Love of Guinevere and Lancelot was the torch that set the 
					world of ancient Camelot aflame.  Their adultery spread chaos 
					throughout the Kingdom.  Rest assured the significance 
					of the Camelot name was not lost on me.  Shakespeare's 
					Othello explained how the villain Iago tricked Othello into believing his dear wife Desdemona 
					was committing adultery.  Othello was persuaded that Desdemona 
					was impure and deceitful when in reality she was 
					blameless.  Othello's lack of trust led to 
					tragedy.  Blinded by jealousy and the pain of his 
					supposed betrayal, Othello killed the innocent woman he 
					loved.   Liaisons Dangereuses is a play written by 
					Christopher Hampton to illustrate treachery among bored nobles in 18th century 
					France.  'Seduction' 
					was elevated to an 
					art form by highly cynical players who somehow thought the 
					act of 
					enticing another man's wife to 
					cheat was 
					sport.  However, when 
					actual romantic feelings began to surface, their games took 
					on a dangerous air.  The play made it clear that Adultery can lead to the deepest pain imaginable.  
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					The Roman poet Ovid praised the pursuit of 
					Adultery in 
		 Art of Love, a scintillating best-seller in 2 AD.  Ovid 
					saw Adultery as a harmless, highly amusing game.  In 
					his eyes, the satisfaction that comes 
		from the successful seduction of another man's wife is worth the 
					trouble.  Bedding another man's wife was a 
		delightful way for an amoral, sexually ravenous man like Ovid to demonstrate his superiority.   Ovid's advantage 
					was a lack of conscience.  For someone like me 
					who possessed a Code of Honor, Adultery was a surefire recipe 
				for misery.  Having spent a year analyzing  
				sexual mores at the wife-swappers club, I learned a 
					lifetime of hard lessons.  The spouse-swapping 
					ethic of the Jet Set did not strike me as the 
					road to happiness. Does the pleasure 
				outweigh the pain?  Is it worth it?  Some men  
					think about the pleasure, but I paid more attention to the 
					pain.  My time with Karen from the Jet Set Club convinced me the pain was not 
					worth the risk.  I concluded at least one person always gets 
					hurt in an Affairs.  More often everyone comes away scarred. If I could barely 
				control my emotions with a woman like Karen  
				whom I barely knew, I was certain that 
				making love to someone I cared about would surely backfire in the most 
					horrible of ways.  Sex has a dangerous way of intensifying 
				feelings to the point where they are no longer possible to 
				control.  People get hurt when things go wrong.   Unfortunately, despite 
					my strong moral opposition to the idea, the thought of an Affair 
					with Victoria inevitably crossed my mind.  What red-blooded 
					man would not consider an affair with a woman like Victoria?  
					Victoria was beautiful, enticing, full of energy and 
					warmth.  Furthermore, Victoria 
					dropped enough hints to fill a swimming pool.  And 
					there was rampant opportunity.  We were alone on many 
					occasions during the day.  Considering the tension, one spark was all that 
					was necessary for the fire to begin. |  |  |