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					Rick Archer's Note:   And so, my 
					friends, have 
					you ever heard a stranger tale?  You might, of 
					course, ask if I made this crazy story up.  The answer 
					is no.  This is a true story, you have my word.  
					In fact, in case you are in need of reassurance, relax, 
					every event played out just like I have said.  Now I 
					admit the dialogue is not 100% perfect.  Although I 
					recall having these conversations and remember their 
					outcome, the actual words had been lost in the fog of 47 
					years.  Fortunately what I have written is close 
					enough.  
					 So I have a 
					question.  Do you really think I am clever 
					enough to write a story that can out-plot twist Charles Dickens?   
					When people say Truth is stranger than Fiction, I suppose the 
					story of the Temptation Triangle is what they have in mind. 
					 I was not proud of myself 
					at this moment in time.  However, in my defense, given the trap 
					created by Patricia's Bombshell, Joanne's Dangerous 
					Liaison, and Victoria's Tirade, I could not see any other way out of this mess.  Through a mixture of lies and deception plus 
					my insight into the true reason for Victoria's Tirade, for 
					the time being I managed to get the three women to retreat 
					to their respective corner in the Triangle.  Unfortunately I 
					did not expect my breather would last for long.  It all rested on a House of Cards.  If the secret of 
					my tryst with Joanne were to be revealed, my pack of lies 
					would come crashing down with disastrous consequences.  
					Nor was I out of the woods.  If Patricia caught the slightest hint how I 
					had used her trip to L.A. as smokescreen to lead Victoria 
					away from Joanne, I was toast. |  |  
			
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						| WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1979, the disco years
 
						
						
						PATRICIA
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							On Wednesday night, 
							January 10, I arrived at 
					Patricia's apartment following the 
					conclusion of dance class.  For the record, this 
					was our fourth reconciliation in two and a half 
					months... Thanksgiving, Christmas Party, New Year's Eve, and 
					now the Bombshell.  Each time I had thought it was over 
							and each time 
							I was shocked when Patricia retrieved me from her 
							dust bin.  Patricia had held the upper 
							hand throughout the relationship.  However, for the 
					first time I suspected I might finally be on even footing.  
							However I did not know why.  I understood what 
							motivated Joanne and Victoria, but Patricia remained 
							a riddle.  I could understand why she kept 
					trying to get rid of me, but I could not understand why she 
							kept retrieving me.  I could not possibly afford the 
					lifestyle she dreamed of.  Nor was it likely I ever 
					would.  So why not cut me loose?
 Following the 
							Bombshell George fiasco, this would be the perfect time for Patricia to sever ties.  And yet here she 
					was, welcoming me with open arms on her doorstep.  I 
							was perplexed, completely in the dark as to why Patricia kept 
					yanking me back from the precipice.  I hoped to get an answer to 
					that question tonight, but Patricia was too smart.  
							Taking a page out of Joanne's book, Patricia understood 
					the less she said, the better.  Smart move. | 
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					Patricia refused 
					to offer information that would help make sense of her 
					mysterious change of heart.  Rather than 
					offer some insightful candor in response to my questions, Patricia 
					preferred to say she now intended to support my dance 
					career.  I was shocked.  She knew the right words 
					to say and I was indeed softened by her conciliatory tone.  
					However, I was still suspicious.  Throughout our 
					relationship, Pandora had kept her heart walled 
					inside a castle and refused to share her private thoughts.  Tonight was no 
					different.  For 
					the life of me, I could not get her to tell me what had 
					transpired with George.  Had there been a California 
					earthquake of some sort?  To me, her change in attitude 
					was so vast it resembled a 
					seismic shift.  Obviously something went wrong, but 
					what?  Perhaps George had lured Patricia to L.A. with 
					a promise of a serious relationship, but her trip became little more than a long-distance booty call.  Or 
					maybe George had a celebrity event that required serious eye candy 
					and discarded Patricia once she provided the necessary 
					service.   Even if George 
					had disappointed Patricia, why should she come back to me?  
					That was the mystery.  Given Patricia's well-known 
					capacity for attracting men, I assumed she would move on.  
					Her change of heart made no sense.  However, like I said, Patricia 
					kept her secrets to herself.  The only thing I knew was 
					that she wanted me back and she seemed sincere.  
					 Here is what 
					bothered me.  It was not just the Law School versus 
					Dance Career issue.  Patricia had also rained scorn on 
					my spiritual beliefs.  Things became weird the 
					moment she mentioned my mystical 'Dance Path' in a positive light.  
					I was stunned.  What would cause this skeptical woman 
					to suddenly pay lip service to what she once termed my mush-brained 
					belief system?  I cringed at the memory of the night 
					she laughed scornfully when I suggested my Dance Path might 
					be a Mystical Calling.  For a change of this magnitude, 
					something really weird must have happened to Patricia in 
					L.A.  Seriously, I could not have been any more 
					surprised if Patricia said she was alien-abducted.  Hmm.  
					Knowing California, that might be a possibility, ha ha ha.  Patricia did not have to bring up the 
					Dance Path.  All she had to do was say if I wanted to 
					be a dance teacher, that was okay with her.  But that 
					is not what she said.  Patricia actually said she 
					finally understood WHY my dance career was so important to 
					me. Even as I write 
					many years later, I still 
					cannot imagine what caused Patricia's shocking change 
					of heart.  If I did not know better, maybe Patricia was 
					now operating under 
					the mind-altering Spell I refer to as Cosmic Blindness.  They say Love 
					is Blind.  They say Love does not have to make sense.  
					That's for sure!  This made no sense at all.   My theory of 
					Cosmic Blindness states that the Universe will periodically 
					distort our perception in order to enact our Fate.  How 
					would a person know when they are operating under the Spell 
					of Cosmic Blindness?  They would behave 
					uncharacteristically.  Patricia was NOT religious.  
					Raised in a military family, she was steel-minded and 
					practical.  So far I had yet to see even a hint of 
					curiosity about Life's Mysteries.  Perhaps in some 
					remote corner of her mind concepts such as Fate, Luck, 
					Karma, God's Will did exist.  But I doubt it.  I 
					certainly never saw any indication.   Here is my 
					point.  I am not saying 'Cosmic Blindness' is a 
					fact.  To do so would be an insult to my Readers.  
					What I am saying is that based on my experience, I 
					personally believe in 'Cosmic Blindness'.  If I 
					am correct, it does not matter whether someone believes in 
					God or not.  Fate will apply to an atheist the same way 
					it applies to a believer.  So let's assume that 
					Patricia and Rick still have unfulfilled Karma between them.  
					For this reason, perhaps for the time being the Universe 
					needs Patricia to see things a different way in order to 
					reunite with Rick.  In other words, 'Cosmic 
					Blindness' is a tool used by Fate to bring about a 
					person's Destiny. Why did I 
					suspect that 'Cosmic Blindness' was present?   
					Because Patricia's change of attitude was so drastic I could 
					not imagine a single Realistic reason to account for it.  
					One of the signatures of Cosmic Blindness is 
					uncharacteristic behavior.  That definitely applied to 
					Patricia. One more thing.  
					Did I seriously think that Patricia was operating under a 
					hypnotic spell?  Yes and no.  I have said my 
					theory of Cosmic Blindness is based on Experience.  
					What 'Experience' do you suppose I am referring to?  
					The Temptation Triangle.  So far I have mentioned 
					Cosmic Blindness in reference to myself (ignoring my Fair 
					Game rule), Victoria (fooled by Joanne), and Patricia 
					(unable to explain her change of heart).  Convinced by 
					the 'Countdown to Disaster' that I was undergoing a 
					Fated experience, I was on constant alert for anything for 
					anything out of the ordinary.  However, it was not 
					until later in our story that my conviction became 
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					I was still as poor as ever, 
					so why would Patricia change her mind?  But it was true.  
					Lacking even the slightest 
					explanation for her change of heart, I was greeted by a completely different woman.  This was not the Patricia 
					who coldly told me she was flying west to see an old 
					boyfriend.  Nor was this the Patricia of 
					the 'Rock Star Rick' argument.  
					There was no mention of how I would raise a family on 
					$15 an hour teaching dance.  The country club 
					never entered the conversation.  Nor did law school or 
					business school.  Instead I was facing a soft, gentle woman who was extremely happy to see me.  
					I was so baffled by the flip-flop, this was one of those 
					times when even a Supernatural explanation did not make any 
					sense. So what should I do?  Patricia was a 
					contradiction.  One part of me was convinced the woman 
					was pure evil.  In fact, I had already enshrined her into my 
					personal 
					Hall of Shame, a pantheon of treacherous women headlined 
					by Vanessa.  And yet tonight the woman before me was warm, gentle, 
					and contrite.  
					I did not trust Pandora for a moment, but I certainly found 
					this new Patricia beguiling.  It 
				was this side of Patricia that made 
					me want to stick around.  Whatever had happened in Los 
				Angeles, Patricia had developed 
				a new appreciation for me.  When she was sweet like this, 
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					I have not been 
					entirely fair to Patricia.  I have painted a dark 
					picture of this woman as a treacherous, materialistic snob.  
					Although this is an accurate depiction, Patricia also had a soft side 
					that was fairly wonderful.  The problem was that I did not see 
					this side very often.  Patricia could be warm when she 
					wanted to be, but I think she had ingrained too much of her father's 
					military background for her own good.  Patricia's father was 
					one of the coldest men I had ever 
					met.  I think his toughness rubbed off on Patricia.
					  
						Don't show 
					emotion, keep your guard up, don't show weakness, hit first 
					before the other guy hits you, always know what the other person is 
					thinking, reveal little, learn their motives, trust no one. 
						 Good advice if 
					you are in the military, but not the best way to conduct a 
					relationship built on trust.  After all, there had to be a reason why 
					one of the truly beautiful women on the planet had not 
					married by the age of 29.  At the rate she was going, 
					Patricia had a better chance of becoming CEO of the hospital 
					than finding a suitable husband.   Want to 
					know something funny?  I think that is the exact train 
					of thought running through Patricia's mind when she 
					decided to return to me.  She went through men 
					like knives through warm butter, but none of them stuck around.  
					George must have done quite a number on her mind.  
					Seeing him made this woman realize how lonely she 
					was.  Patricia did not need to keep me around forever, 
					but I would do till she got her confidence back. 
					Or, radical as it might seem, maybe Patricia decided she 
					could be the bread-winner.  She could buy the house 
					with her own money and let me raise the children.  Who 
					knows? Right now 
					Patricia was vulnerable and this was no act.  Patricia genuinely missed me.  The 
					haughty, regal Princess demeanor was put aside for the 
					evening and a soft, purring kitten took its place as she 
					curled up in my arms.   
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						UNDERDOG
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					Here at the 
					start of the Year of Living Dangerously, I would do whatever was necessary to advance my dance 
					career, even if it meant lying through my teeth.  Although I had no idea what the future held, I 
					was convinced it was my Fate to pursue a dance career.  
					However, unlike a talented dance instructor such as Eric or 
					Patsy Swayze, I had not been given the skills necessary to succeed on my own 
					merit.  I was a very slow learner at dance and I had 
					weak social skills.  I knew little about promotion and 
					growing a business.  Worst of all, having gone an 
					entire year without 
					anyone to teach me the fine points of 
					my new profession, I was adequate, but hardly a star as a 
					teacher.  In other words, I still had a lot to learn.   The way I saw 
					it, throughout 1978 I had been given Doors of Opportunity, or 'Challenges' 
					if you prefer.  Typically I was unprepared to take 
					proper advantage of each new opportunity, but somehow I got 
					the job done by the skin of my teeth.  I stumbled every step of the way.  
					As I have said, my Magic Carpet Ride resembled 
					Alice in Wonderland chasing her White Rabbit.  I am not 
					sure why, but it always seemed like a woman would come along to guide me 
					past my latest obstacle.  Some were mentors... Patsy, 
					Rosalyn, Gaye, Victoria.  Some women were both lovers 
					and mentors.  Jenny came to mind.  The rest were 
					women put in my path for me to chase and learn from.  Every time I got 
					close to my dream girl, she disappeared and forced me to 
					keep searching.  By placing one woman after another in 
					front of my nose, each woman in her own way led me further down my 
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				Considering my dance career and my progress with women went 
					hand in hand, I firmly believe my Epic Losing Streak was 
				meant to steer me in a predestined direction.  When it 
					came to women, Life had played a cruel trick and knocked me 
					down hard at the very start.  The acne and social isolation 
				during childhood left me poorly prepared to deal with dominant women.  
				After 
					Vanessa took my confidence to the lowest rung,
				I had 
				great trouble crawling out of the pit.  
				Fortunately Life 
					handed me this Magic Carpet Ride 
					as a way to recover and catch up.  
				To my surprise, this Dance Project had succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.  
					During 1978, 
					'Dance' had attracted a series of stunning women to 
					my doorstep and provided me with my first real sense of 
					confidence around women.   During the Summer of 78, I handled several situations... Jenny, Karen, 
				Marilyn, Francesca, Nancy... with 
					considerable skill.  However, I had the advantage of 
				dealing with those women one at a time.  Never before was I 
				forced to juggle 
					three complicated women at once.  Now thanks to the Countdown to 
				Disaster, this 
				 
				Temptation Triangle 
				presented my most serious Cosmic Test since Vanessa. As my 
				problems mounted at the start of 1979, there was no mentor 
				to show me what to do next.  I was my own, just 
				like I had been with Vanessa (and we all know how poorly that 
				turned out).  By taking on Patricia and Victoria, I had stepped up 
					in weight class.  These two women played in the Big 
					Leagues and knew how to hit hard.  
					Over the past 
					two months, Victoria and Patricia had systematically bent me 
					to their will time and again.  Together, these women had 
					caused me to feel weak and 
					spineless.  They dominated me in much the 
					same way as Vanessa six years earlier.
					 Now Joanne had 
					entered the game to make things infinitely more challenging.  
					The combination of Patricia's Infidelity, Joanne's Seduction, and Victoria's Tirade 
					presented one of the most serious obstacles I had ever faced.  
					Each woman in her own way had gained the Upper Hand over me.  
					Patricia declared she could have sex with an old boyfriend 
					whether I liked it or not.  Joanne persuaded me to 
					initiate an Affair against my better judgment.  
					Victoria screamed at me in public and chewed me out over 
					an issue that was should have been none of her business.   So far each woman in 
				her own way had forced me to Surrender.  Outnumbered three 
				to one, I was definitely the Underdog.  So what was I 
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						BALANCE OF POWER
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					According to 
					Greek Mythology, Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite had cajoled Paris into naming one of 
					them 
					the winner.  Paris was a notorious coward.  He kidnapped another man's wife while the husband was away on 
					business.  During the ten year Trojan War, Paris hid behind 
					the 
					safe walls of Troy.  Although Paris had caused this 
					horrible war, he felt entitled to skip armed combat.  Why risk getting 
					hurt when he was such an important Prince?  Drinking wine and 
					savoring his beautiful captive, Paris pretended the battle 
					didn't exist.  To ease his conscience, 
					Paris periodically got up on the ramparts and shot a few 
					arrows to pretend he was participating.  Meanwhile, his brother Hector 
					risked his life every day facing Greeks with deadly swords on the 
					battlefield.   On the day 
					Hector was slain by the great warrior Achilles, the people 
					of Troy were so angry they shoved Paris onto the 
					battlefield as punishment.  What was Paris to do?  
					He could not possibly slay the mightiest warrior on earth in 
					hand to hand combat.  So he brought his bow instead, an 
					empty gesture at best.  Miraculously, Paris felled Achilles with one 
					shot from a hundred yards away when Achilles' back was 
					turned.  This accuracy was tough to believe since Paris was 
					useless at war.  Fortunately, Paris had Apollo, the Sun 
					God.  Apollo hated the Greeks.  Long ago, Greek leader Agamemnon had enslaved the daughter of Apollo's 
					high priest and refused to return her.  Apollo had been on 
					the Trojan side ever since.  For this reason Apollo, God of Archers, guided the poison arrow into the 
					heel of 
					Achilles, thereby fulfilling prophecy.   That was then, 
					this was now.  Now it was time 
					for a different Archer to face long odds.  I did not 
					ask to arbitrate this strange Beauty Contest.  It 
					materialized all by itself.  For some inexplicable reason, 
					by 
					wrapping their fortunes around me, each member of the Temptation 
					Triangle demanded I favor them with a victory.   Unfortunately 
					there cannot be three winners.  This explains why all 
					three women were hell-bent on making me bend to their 
					will.  Making matters 
					worse, these women did not like each other.  There were 
					bound to be two sore losers.  Therefore, to 
					succeed in my dance career, I had to find 
					a way to keep 
					each woman isolated in her separate corner of the Diva Triangle.  
					If their paths crossed, I could 
					very well see my dream destroyed.  I was facing this problem 
					completely on my own.  
					Where was Apollo when I needed him?    
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					Throughout my 
					life, I had valued my integrity.  I did not lie, I did 
					not cheat, I did not steal.  I paid my bills, I 
					kept my promises, I did not take advantage of vulnerable 
					women.  But things were different now.  I had made 
					a serious mistake sleeping with Joanne, a clear violation of 
					my Code of Honor.  If news of 
					this event leaked to Patricia or Victoria, the damage to my 
					dance career could be irreparable.  Consequently the 
					Dangerous Liaison forced me to take a path I was not proud 
					of.  To succeed, I had to find a way to maintain a 
					balance of power.  Unfortunately, this meant doing risky things like lying 
					to Joanne, lying to Victoria, deceiving Patricia.  
					But what choice did I have?  These three women would eat me alive unless I could find the 
					means to impose my will and insist they cooperate.  Either I stood 
					up to these three women or they would walk  
					over me.  Which was it going to be?  Facing an 
					uphill struggle, it might be easier to Surrender and look 
					for another job.  However, I was determined to fight 
					for my dance career.  I took a long 
					breath and made one of the most Fateful decisions of my 
					life. 
					 
						 If these women wanted to play rough, then I would 
					play rough too!   The place to 
					start was Patricia.  I would go to any lengths to 
					control Victoria even if it meant reuniting 
					with a deadly viper like Pandora.  Yes, Patricia 
					had 
					told me lies.  Yes, she 
					had strayed.  There was no doubt in my mind.  What 
					to do about Patricia's infidelity?  
					 I did not want 
					to dominate Patricia, but I sure as heck did not want her to 
					dominate me.  
					
					The only way I could let her back in my life was to assume 
					her behavior was likely to continue.  For that reason, I 
					deliberately maintained a secret 
					attitude of contempt.  And where did I get this idea?  From 
					Jim Deane. 
					author of the 
					Mistress Book, the so-called master of finding a 
					Mistress and keeping her on his own terms.  
					
					
					He said the easiest way to keep a woman like Patricia 
					interested was to give her permission to see other men.  
					Since she was going to do it anyway, why not keep my true 
					feelings disguised? Jim Deane,  
					suggested the easiest way to deal with an unfaithful woman 
					was to encourage her to see other men, then do the same 
					behind her back.  
					
					Let it be known that I was very uncomfortable with Deane’s 
					women-bashing advice.  However, I was dealing
					with an unfaithful woman.  
					While I was not 
					willing to actually encourage Patricia to sleep around, I 
					did the next best thing.  And what was that?  I 
					avoided bringing up the subject.  Why bother?  I was dealing with a woman 
					who lacked integrity.  She lied, she cheated, she 
					played dirty.  With a woman like Patricia, there was 
					nothing to be gained by insisting on faithfulness.  In 
					the meantime, I remained faithful.  Why?  I 
					learned my lesson with the Dangerous Liaison.  From now 
					on, I was strictly a 'one woman at a time' man. The place to 
					start was Patricia.  I would go to any lengths to 
					control Victoria even if it meant reuniting 
					with a deadly viper like Pandora.  Yes, Patricia 
					had 
					told me lies.  Yes, she 
					had strayed.  There was no doubt in my mind.  What 
					to do about Patricia's infidelity?  
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					I did not want 
					to dominate Patricia, but I sure as heck did not want her to 
					dominate me.  
					
					The only way I could let her back in my life was to assume 
					her behavior was likely to continue.  For that reason, I 
					deliberately maintained a secret 
					attitude of contempt and kept my 
					true feelings hidden. 
					Where did I get this idea?  From 
					Jim Deane, 
					author of the 
					Mistress Book and the so-called master of keeping 
					women on his own terms.  Deane suggested the easiest 
					way to deal with an unfaithful woman was to encourage her to 
					see other men, then do the same thing behind her back. 
					 
					
					Let it be known that I was very uncomfortable with Deane’s 
					women-bashing advice.  However, 
					I was dealing with a woman who lacked 
					integrity.  She lied, she cheated, she played dirty.  
					With a woman like Patricia, there was nothing to be gained 
					by insisting on faithfulness. While I was not 
					willing to actually encourage Patricia to sleep around, I 
					did the next best thing.  And what was that?  I 
					avoided bringing up the subject.  
					
					Since she was going to do it anyway, 
					why bother?  In the meantime, I disobeyed Deane's 
					suggestion to mimic Patricia's behavior.  I preferred 
					to remain faithful.  Why?  I learned my lesson 
					with the Dangerous Liaison.  From now on, I was 
					strictly a 'one woman at a time' man. 
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					I thought back 
					to Nancy.  Talk about a losing battle.  Nancy was 
					one of the great riddles of my life.  Without saying a 
					word, Nancy had communicated that any attempt on my part to 
					control her was doomed to failure.  Nancy was so 
					special, I decided I would rather take what she had to offer 
					than lose her completely.  Given that Nancy was not 
					particularly attached to me, the only way I could maintain 
					her respect was to avoid getting attached to her. 
					 Patricia was 
					special too, but not in the same way as Nancy.  
					Patricia was special because she was useful to me.  
					Patricia was the only way I could think of to keep Victoria 
					in line.  In order to do that, I had to develop a 
					careless attitude towards her.  Rather than insist on 
					Patricia's loyalty, let her do what she wanted to do.  
					I had tried this technique once before 
					with Nancy, but it didn't work.  I was 
					unsuccessful due to my strong feelings for her.  But Patricia 
					was different.  My feelings for her were dead 
					and gone.    If ever 
					the time had come to test my Careless theory, that time was now.  
					I would overlook Patricia's indiscretion and act like I 
					could care less.  Let's see what effect 
					my carefree attitude had on her.  Yes, Patricia 
					had strayed, but then so had I!!   The mathematics 
					were 
					elementary.  Joanne canceled out George.  As long as we 
					were even, I was willing to try again.  But it wasn't 
					for love.  I would never trust 
					Patricia enough to love her.  My guard would always be 
					up.  Without explaining my motives, I would date Patricia 
					strictly as a way to keep Victoria at bay.  Her Tirade  
					was most likely born out of fear Joanne was looking to 
					replace her.  However, there was also a chance Victoria 
					might have a crush on me.  If so, I was totally opposed.  
					Without Patricia 
					around, Victoria could easily become more volatile than she 
					already was.  So 
					I 
					took Patricia back strictly as a means to send a message to Victoria 
					that I was not available.  It was play dirty or be eaten alive.  And so I 
					embarked upon a truly ambitious project.  I would treat 
					Patricia as my Mistress and do whatever necessary to keep 
					her on my own terms.   
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					Although I had 
					no idea what Patricia wanted from me, I had a lock on Victoria.  
					I was convinced she had 
					badly misjudged the threat posed by Joanne.  Her 
					insecurity had magnified a mouse into a monster.  
					Preying on her fears, I tricked Victoria into 
					believing I had fended off an ambitious woman (Joanne) who was willing 
					to share her body to get what she wanted.  This 
					maneuver worked like a charm because it fit exactly 
					what Victoria believed about Joanne's character to begin 
					with.   Victoria was 
					bewildered, but she was also happy.  The coup de grace 
					came when I pledged my most sincere loyalty to 
					Victoria.  By telling the woman exactly what she wanted 
					to hear, Victoria's dreams of becoming King Richard's 
					Dancing Queen were magically restored.  
					 
						Vanity, thy 
					name is woman!   Joanne was the 
					Cat who chased the Bear up the Tree.  Although Joanne was a lonely, 
					powerless woman who had crossed her fingers and followed her heart, I had 
					sold Victoria 
					on the fantasy that the Ice Queen was an immoral hussy with endless 
					talent and boundless ambition.  
					By reinforcing this errant impression of Joanne, 
					Victoria was suddenly beholden to me.  It was an 
					effective strategy, but risky too.  If 
					Victoria ever discovered the truth, my Castle would  
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					Yes, I was 
					playing dirty.  But did I feel guilty?  Absolutely 
					not!  What I had done with 
					Joanne was none of Victoria's business in the first place.  
					If Victoria had spoken to me like a friend after Joanne stole the show at the 
					Christmas Party, none of this would have ever been 
					necessary.  Instead she resorted to intimidation.  Victoria 
					had vastly over-stepped her bounds four times: Halloween 
					Party, Christmas 
					Party,  
					Tirade and Inquisition.  Victoria 
					behaved this way because she controlled my dance program the same way an occupying force 
					controls a conquered territory.  Given that Victoria had used her power to 
					bully me around, my only choice 
					as Underdog 
					was to fight back using Guerilla Warfare.  No, I did 
					not feel guilty at all.  And did I feel 
					guilty about Patricia?  Absolutely not.  I saw her 
					as a treacherous bitch, but much too useful to discard. Joanne was the only one I felt guilty about.  I had to lie 
					to her in order to allow Patricia to re-enter my life.  
					However, in my defense, it was Victoria's Tirade which 
					forced me to reopen the door for Patricia.  And who 
					caused Victoria's Tirade?  Joanne.  Her impulsive 
					decision to chase me down in plain sight knowing full well Victoria was her 
					enemy was a dumb mistake.  Joanne was not blameless. 
					 On the other 
					hand, Joanne's aggressiveness had led to a 
					highly amusing development I did not 
					foresee.  Victoria understood the woman who best 
					served my dance career would always have the inside track in 
					the Beauty Contest.  For this reason, Victoria never 
					took the Princess seriously due to Patricia's lack of interest in my dance program.  
					Although ordinarily Patricia was quite the catch, Victoria was right: 
					The Princess was running a distant third place in the contest.   Joanne was a 
					different story.  Victoria 
					had totally misjudged Joanne, assuming she was a talented 
					professional equal to Patricia when in reality she was a 
					poor, uneducated receptionist.  Victoria's mistake was roughly equivalent to 
					elevating Sadie Sadsack to Marilyn Monroe status.  Victoria's mistake 
					was so serious it bordered upon Cosmic Blindness.  Had she known the truth 
					about Joanne, this story would have had a 
					much different outcome (and not nearly as fascinating). 
					 Joanne could not 
					match Patricia for looks, but she was much sexier than Patricia.  
					Victoria was just as beautiful as Patricia and extremely 
					sexy as well, but she was off limits due to her marriage.  
					I had no interest in Victoria, but I had considerable 
					interest in Joanne.  If I could get Victoria to lift 
					her taboo on Joanne, I would be sorely tempted to ditch 
					Patricia.  However, that was unlikely.  
					 As things stood, 
					I was using both Joanne and Patricia as a way to keep 
					Victoria's increasingly erratic personality under control.  
					I needed to make Victoria believe she could be replaced.  
					In reality, neither woman could hold a candle to Victoria, 
					but so far she had not figured this out.  If I lost 
					either of those women, I would be at the mercy of a 
					mercurial woman who held my dance program captive.  
					Fortunately, so far my strategy was working.  Or maybe 
					it was working too well.  Victoria was furious that 
					Joanne made no attempt to disguise her lust for me.  So 
					why not just tell Rick to get rid of Joanne?  Out of 
					the question.  Victoria assumed that would backfire.  
					First I would tell Victoria to take a hike, then install 
					Joanne as her replacement.   Unable to get 
					rid of Joanne, Victoria's next option was to find a way to 
					keep Joanne in check.  In her opinion, Victoria was 
					convinced Joanne's dance ability and sex appeal gave her the 
					inside track.  Sex was the one area where Victoria 
					could not compete.  Since Joanne's 
					dance ability was superior to Victoria's, if Joanne 
					managed to become my girlfriend as well, Victoria was 
					sure to lose the Contest.   If 
					Joanne was willing to sleep her way to the glorious position 
					as Supreme Goddess of Disco, then Victoria was helpless to prevent it.  
					That fear drove Victoria to the edge of sanity. 
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						But what 
					if Victoria had an ally?   The easiest way 
					to keep Joanne out of my bed was to keep Patricia there 
					instead.  That explains 
					why Victoria's attitude towards Patricia shifted 
					dramatically.  Victoria 
					decided the best way to keep Joanne's advantage 
					under control was to strengthen Patricia's hold on me before 
					it was too late.  So what did Victoria do?  I had 
					brought Patricia back specifically to keep Victoria under 
					wraps only to see my ploy succeed beyond my wildest hope.  
					 Now Victoria 
					decided to use a similar strategy.  Seeing Patricia as 
					the preferred bed partner over Joanne, Victoria 
					decided to make the Princess her new best friend!  To my 
					astonishment, Patricia said okay.  
					Unbelievable.  I was treated to an event I never 
					thought possible.  
					 
					 King Kong and Godzilla kissed and 
					hugged!  Call it Gorilla Warfare. 
						 With the balance 
					of power restored within the Triangle, I was pleased to see the welcome return of 
					Sunshine Victoria.  All across the Disco Kingdom, the 
					dancers were happy.  My deception had worked.  But 
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