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MYSTERY OF THE
TEXAS TWOSTEP
CHAPTER EIGHTY TWO:
GHOST TOWN
Written by Rick
Archer
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LIMBO MONTH SIXTEEN
OCTOBER 1980
ON MY
OWN
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The name on the door said
Dance Arts
Unlimited. This was my new home. I
could not have been happier. Having been granted my
freedom from Lance Stevens, the joy I felt was overwhelming.
Just to walk into Dance Arts and have one
of Glen's pretty jazz dancers smile at me made all the difference
in the world. I could not believe I was finally
teaching in a location where I was actually welcome.
Dance Arts was larger than Stevens of
Hollywood. In fact, when I first saw it, I believed Glen would have trouble
filling this place.
Glen and I never discussed it, but I had a strong hunch I
was just as much an answer to his prayers as he was to mine.
Glen taught jazz, tap, and ballet classes. Based on my
conversations with Patsy Swayze several years ago, these
classes are not huge money makers. Typically a small
space was the best a jazz teacher could afford. I have
little doubt that Glen and his partner Bill had anxious
moments wondering if they had bitten off more than they
could chew.
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This dance studio was twice as large as Patsy Swayze's
studio and three times as large as Glen's previous studio.
My guess is that Glen and Bill had taken a huge gamble when
they rented this place. They were betting they could
sustain their losses until Glen more or less doubled their
income. Judging by the modest size of Glen's classes,
the early returns in September had not been favorable.
Therefore my rent check came along at the perfect
time. My presence gave Glen the luxury to build his business
gradually without the fear of going deeply into debt.
Moving to Dance Arts provided me an unexpected
benefit. Glen lived for his dance company. He
held rehearsals in the late hours of the night. My
students were not allowed to watch, but I was. That is
how I learned
his dance
company was nothing short of phenomenal.
Not only did Glen possess
boundless creativity in his choreography, he made sure his dancers never settled
for less than their best. Now that my friend Patsy Swayze had
moved to Hollywood to be closer to her famous son Patrick, Glen inherited
Patsy's
mantle as Houston's finest choreographer.
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I
began teaching at
Dance Arts in October. The
transition was flawless. My
students loved the place! Dance Arts was a breath of fresh air for all
of us.
Although
things got a little crowded at times, everyone was glad the tension was gone. Adapting
quickly to my new location, I hit the ground running
with no loss of momentum.
Rooms 2 and 3 were guaranteed to me every
night. I also had access to the large Room 1 on Fridays.
Glen even offered me Sundays if I wished. This was more
than sufficient space to grow my program. I taught in
one room every night while Bob, Victoria and Judy Price
took turns teaching in the other room.
Shortly after our move, a
lady student named Frances asked how I felt now that I was on
my own. I
smiled. "It feels awesome!"
Then
Frances asked what I was going to call my program.
Hmm, good question. I
told Frances my program didn't have a name back at Stevens,
so we probably didn't need one here either. However, I
promised I would think about it. Unfortunately,
nothing crossed my mind, so I set her question aside.
Maybe something would come to me.
Wow. I really was on my own, wasn't I? It was
starting to sink in. This move to Dance Arts meant
Lance Stevens would never interfere with anything I did
again. What a nice thought. I was fully in charge of my
own program for the first time. Glen could care less what I did
and Victoria trusted me to handle
things. I liked being in charge. I
had never been happier in my life.
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OCTOBER 1980
TWO HOUR CLASSES
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In addition to a
giant
improvement in morale, the move to Dance Arts paid another
dividend. What about two hour classes? The idea came to me shortly after I
moved to Dance Arts. One night a woman named Michelle
asked when I was planning to open a studio out in a
Houston suburb known as Katy.
"Probably no
time soon, Michelle. I just moved to Dance Arts.
Why do you ask?"
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"You have no
idea the travel involved. Katy is 25 miles away and the traffic is
miserable. On a good day, it takes me 45 minutes
to get to your studio.
But the other day, it took me over an hour to get here
thanks to a car accident that jammed the freeway.
I love your classes, but I can't hack
another 8 weeks of these trips."
"Good grief,
Michelle, you
drive 45 minutes just to get here?"
"Yes, and
I'm not the only one. I know ten people
who live out in Katy that have taken classes from you.
I should know because I recruited three of them myself
and they turned around and brought friends. All
the Katy people complain about the drive. Several
of them wanted to take your Intermediate class, but they
hated the long drive. Since they learned enough in the
Beginner class to get by, they decided to skip
Intermediate. I hate to tell you this,
but that's sort of how I feel as well."
Michelle's words
were disturbing. Maybe this long drive could help
explain why attendance in my
Intermediate Western classes was not as strong as I had
hoped. Maybe
this distance issue was partly responsible.
"I see your
point, Michelle. I need to get established
here before considering any moves towards expansion, but give me a chance
to think about this. You just gave me an idea that might help."
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I went home that
night and looked at my mailing list. I got my pencil
out and charted the zip code of where everyone lived.
The greatest percentage went to the zip codes near the
Galleria, Montrose, Heights, West University, and Bellaire.
That made sense. These nearby locations were in easy driving
distance of Stevens of Hollywood and
Dance Arts. However, I also noticed a lot of zip codes from
distant suburbs... Katy, Cy-Fair, Woodlands, Kingwood,
Channelview, Pasadena, Clear Lake, Friendswood, Pearland, Sugarland.
I had never
given this distance aspect any thought. However Michelle's
timely fuss set me to
thinking. Many students were facing long drives to and from the
studio. Who wants
to dedicate two hours of travel for a one-hour class?
Why not make my classes two hours long? This idea had crossed my mind before, but I was reluctant to
approach Stevens for permission. However, now
that I had control of my own schedule, this was the perfect time for
a change. One week later I
ran across Michelle again. Ah, just the person I
wanted to see.
"Hey,
Michelle, what if I made
my classes two hours each night? Would that
make a difference?"
"Do you
mean run your classes from 7-9 pm? Would that mean
your typical class would be over in one month?"
I nodded.
When Michelle started to smile, I knew I had found a winner.
"That's a
great idea! I could come here straight from work
which is close to your new location. I could relax in the lounge for
a bit, take your class, then go dancing
afterwards at 9 pm. By the time I finished dancing, the
freeway would be clear and I could zip home."
Music to my
ears. That was exactly what I wanted to hear. It made perfect sense to change my format.
Not only was it more convenient, the thought that
people could progress twice as fast had a powerful
marketing ring to it. They could take a Beginning and
an Intermediate course back to back in two months rather
than four months. Doubling the length of my classes
per night would also get them ready to dance
in the clubs sooner, another valuable selling point. Even
more important, for people living in outlying areas, it
would make their long trips to the studio twice as valuable.
They could dedicate their entire evening to dancing.
This decision
was the closest thing to a no-brainer imaginable. Now that I
controlled two rooms per night without
interference, I was free to make an important change in my
dance class format. When I accepted
Ted Weisgal's offer to teach for Leisure Learning
three weeks earlier,
he had asked me to submit a schedule for January. I
called Ted at his office and asked if it was too late to
change the studio's teaching format from 8
weeks of one-hour classes to 4 weeks of two-hour classes.
Ted replied,
"Don't worry, we have plenty of time to make the switch for January.
Incidentally, that's a clever move. Makes sense."
I liked Ted's
compliment. A clever move, eh? If I wasn't so
modest, I might even call it brilliant. Sure
enough, when I made the announcement I was switching the
class format in January, the change
was met with universal applause. Normally any change
brings at least a few complaints, but not this one.
Everyone liked the idea of a one-month class format.
You know what? I liked being in charge! I liked it a lot.
Now if I could just think of a name for my new dance
studio.
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Three years of hostility at
Stevens of Hollywood
had turned me into a nervous wreck. I had so many bad
memories I vowed never to return. I thought back to
the reasons for the blowup. No doubt the rift
began the day Stevens gave me permission to rent a room
from him. Letting me work for myself was the
worst business decision
Stevens ever made.
What man would rather work for another farmer when
he could till his own land and make more money in the
process?
I
asked myself what I would do if the tables were turned.
I decided I would never
allow a dance instructor to work for
himself under my own roof. I imagined he or she would behave
the same way I had... take every student he could and
funnel them to his own classes. Why on earth would I
allow my own instructor to compete with me when I was paying rent, utilities, and
insurance? That was akin to business suicide! I was the
one who had taken the risks to get this far, so I was
entitled to the benefits. Now that I was in
control of my own program, I vowed I would not tolerate
divided loyalties. My time at Stevens of Hollywood had taught me
this valuable lesson.
Lance Stevens had first given me permission to rent rooms from him
in July 1978. The consequence of his decision had
begun that September. My eviction came two years later.
I was incredulous. Lance Stevens had TWO YEARS to
evaluate
the consequences of his decision. Not once had he spoken
to me about the imbalance. First my Disco classes had
swollen to preposterous sizes. He should have learned
his lesson then. But no, the same thing happened again
with Western classes. I was making money hand over fist all the while paying
a paltry
$15 an hour in rent. What kind of fool allows a
business competitor to amass an empire under their own nose? The entire situation was
inconceivable.
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Since
Lance Stevens never spoke to me, I had no idea if he ever
realized the magnitude of his mistake to let me teach for
myself. I am sure he grasped the ramifications at some
point. However, if he was too dense to figure it out
on his own, he had
a smart wife. Through the grapevine I heard that
Cliann bad-mouthed his lousy business sense to anyone who would
listen. That was one rumor I believed.
I also wondered if Stevens had fully analyzed the
consequences of firing me ahead of time. As far as
incredibly dumb moves go, Stevens' decision to evict me was
so foolhardy it ranked a close second behind Victoria's
Doorstep Night. When he threw me out, one newsletter to my
mailing list was all it took to evacuate the place.
Playing a game known as 'Follow the Leader', 500
students joined me at Dance Arts. I had predicted my
students would follow en masse, so it was rewarding to see I
was right. Students are loyal to their
teacher, not to the name on the door. These people
could care less about Stevens of Hollywood.
They wanted to go wherever their teacher and their
friends were.
Stevens was left with his 100 or so students if that
many. Bitter at the way things had turned out, he proceeded to alienate many of those students
as well. During October I had three students who took
classes at both places. One of them was Dorothy
Piazzos, my
long-time friend and occasional spy. She took a Ballroom
class from Stevens on one night and a western class
from me on
another. Dorothy reported that Stevens went into a
serious downward spiral once my group was gone.
The Exodus led to one consequence Stevens had not
anticipated. It wasn't like my Western students and
Stevens' Ballroom students mixed that much. However, the older Ballroom
students had always enjoyed our enthusiasm and laughter.
We brought a definite spark to the building.
Now that the energy had been sucked out of the building, the Ballroom students felt 'Left Behind'.
They say a crowd creates a crowd, but the opposite is true
as well. With 85% of the people gone,
Stevens of Hollywood
was about as cheerful as a funeral parlor. Once the
'Left Behinds' saw how empty the place was,
they
wondered why we left so suddenly. The remaining
students began to ask Stevens what had gone wrong. Consumed with bitterness, Stevens
complained about all the terrible things I had done on a nightly basis.
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Dorothy shook her head in disgust.
"Naturally people asked what happened to you.
Where did everybody go? Lance was proud of
himself. He loved telling them he had kicked you out. He defended his
decision by going on and on about your bad attitude, how
you were a miserable teacher, how you couldn't dance a
lick. When someone asked what you did wrong,
he told them how you insulted him after he tried
to promote his Whip class. He said you were too
big for your britches. Those were his exact words.
Unfortunately for Lance, several of his own students had
witnessed what he and Cliann had done. After they
passed the word, public sentiment turned against him.
In front of a group, one of his long-time Ballroom students told Lance he was
insane to chase that energetic group away. When
Lance heard that, he turned so red I thought he would
pop a blood vessel. It was not a pretty sight.
From that point on, Lance could not stop complaining
about you. Tired of his rants, several students
decided to leave and look for a friendlier Ballroom
instructor. I hate to say it, but these days his
studio looks like a Ghost Town."
I frowned.
Stevens had no one to blame but himself. With one snap of his fingers, Stevens had sent
500 students
walking out the door, taking my rent check with them. Overnight, Stevens had turned his studio into
a deserted facility. Did I feel sorry for
Stevens? No. He got what he deserved.
In
my defense I
tried several times to sit down and work out a
solution.
As an example,
one day after he kicked me out, I apologized to Stevens and
asked for a second chance. I told him I
wanted to stay, then asked if there was any way we could work this
out. Lance Stevens briefly considered it, but instead
he sniffed
with contempt, barked "Two weeks" and walked away.
Stevens wanted to hurt me and hurt my program. If I were to guess, he was amazed
to see me make such a clean getaway. Stevens took his shot
and missed. Oh, well, too bad for him. Thanks to
Glen, I never looked back.
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REGARDING MY CHARMED LIFE
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Rick
Archer's Note:
I would be very disappointed in my Readers if you failed to
notice that I had been the recipient of two very improbable strokes
of good fortune. I have a
confession to make. I was a bit dumbfounded
myself.
Ted Weisgal 'just
happened' to have a vacancy for a Western
teacher in his Leisure
Learning catalogue. Unlike Lance Stevens, Ted
was a shrewd businessman. He knew from experience how
valuable I had been for Class Factory.
After computers, my dance classes were the second biggest
money-maker. With Western dancing the hottest ticket
in town, it makes absolutely no sense that Ted had not
located a teacher for an entire year.
Glen Hunsucker 'just
happened' to have two unused rooms going to
waste. Glen
had only been in his new location for nine days when I
had my run-in with Lance Stevens. How very convenient
that this perfect opening was available at the
perfect
time. This was not the first time I had been in right Place at the
Right Time. I had a long history of lucky
breaks.
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Why did Roz Lively hand
me her JCC class without being asked? (#54)
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Why did Lance Stevens hire me,
a complete unknown?
(#57)
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Why was I the first
Disco teacher in Houston? (#59)
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Why did Deborah Gordon
(Class Factory) hire me out of nowhere? (#65)
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Why did
Linda Shuler (TGIS) hire me out of nowhere?
(#92)
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Why was I the first Western
teacher in Houston? (#89)
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Why did the Meyerland
opening come to me and no one else? (#93)
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Why did that spot in
Ted's
LLU catalogue stay vacant for a year? (#93)
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Why did Glen's dance studio
opening become available at the exact moment I
needed it? (#94)
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To me, the
Exodus escape had Destiny written all over it. Without Glen's
timely rescue, my dance program
would have been in terrible disarray. Instead, the
transition was so smooth I believed the Universe had planned
it from the start.
I have spoken
repeatedly about the fascinating coincidences and
lucky breaks that
took place throughout my
early
dance career. In the past, every time a door
opened, my career skyrocketed. This moment was no
exception.
I was in awe of my continued good fortune.
When I took account of all the successful gambles, the coincidences, the
lucky breaks, the special people, the narrow escapes, I felt
I had a right to believe my dance career was blessed.
Indeed, the momentum provided by my new location was so
powerful that the future success of my dance career would
never again be in doubt.
In the days to follow, my Magic Carpet Ride
would hit warp speed. However,
I was not in the clear just yet. There was a giant
obstacle looming right around the corner.
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1980:
LIMBO |
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Serious |
Lucky Break
Coincidence |
1980 |
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Following Rick's
eviction from Stevens of Hollywood,
Glen Hunsucker offers a last second
rescue to Dance Arts
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Serious |
Coincidence
Lucky Break |
1980 |
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The opening for a
Western teacher at Ted Weisgal's Leisure Learning catalogue stays open for an
entire year despite the presence of Urban Cowboy-inspired interest in Western
dancing. This 30-year business relationship propelled Rick's dance studio
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Serious |
Lucky Break
Act of Kindness
Messenger |
1980 |
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Linda Shuler takes all
of 10 seconds to grant Rick permission to teach Western classes for TGIS.
This Simple Act of Kindness sent Rick's Western program flying into the
stratosphere. Rick is astonished to realize that Limbo Captivity has
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Serious |
Coincidence |
1980 |
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At the exact moment Rick
is about to send Victoria packing, Jennifer says goodbye. Considering this
coincidence to be an omen, Rick reluctantly follows his Instinct to watch over
Victoria. |
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090 |
Suspicious |
Cosmic Blindness |
1980 |
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At the start of the C&W
Era, rather than Renegotiate, Lance Stevens remains mysteriously paralyzed as
Rick builds a lucrative Western dance program right under his nose. |
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Serious |
Synchronicity
Lucky Break |
1980 |
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At the dawn
of the Urban Cowboy Western Era, Rick is stunned to discover he is the only
Western teacher in Houston (just like Disco two years earlier).
Lucky breaks abound: Right Place at Right Time, Meyerland
Club, Joanne, Fright Night, Class Factory Spotlight Effect, TGIS. Despite
Rick's Blindness towards Western, his mistakes fail to harm him. These
factors combine to make Rick Houston's best-known C&W teacher. |
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088 |
Suspicious |
Lucky Break |
1980 |
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At the
exact moment Rick is convinced Country-Western is worthless and his dance career
is over, Deborah of Class Factory calls to say the phone is ringing off the hook
and the mailbox is full with C&W Registrations. |
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1979: THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY
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087 |
Suspicious |
Lucky Break |
1979 |
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Just when
Deborah of Class Factory is about to hire a different Country-Western
instructor, Rick is able to secure her help thanks to last night's Fright Night
Awakening. Timing is Everything. |
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086 |
Serious |
Lucky Break
Cosmic Blindness |
1979 |
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Fright
Night: After spending nearly a year believing Country-Western was worse than the
Black Plague, Rick is stunned to discover 'Cowboy' is not a disgusting honky
tonk, but rather an exquisitely beautiful dance hall.
A last
second decision to ask Sally to dance saves Rick from exposure as a fraudulent
Western dance instructor |
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084 |
Suspicious |
Lucky Break |
1979 |
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Due to the mysterious circumstances
by which Victoria sent
Joanne into Disco Exile, Joanne's decision to switch to Country put her in the
right place at the right time to save Rick's dance career. |
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Suspicious |
Lucky Break |
1979 |
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When the Meyerland Club opportunity falls into Rick's lap, the offer is
too lucrative to turn down. Rick accepts the offer despite his distaste
for all things Western and lack of knowledge. And so the Gamble begins. |
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Is this List enough to
persuade you to believe in Divine Intervention?
If not, there is more to come.
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THE TEXAS TWOSTEP
CHAPTER eighty THREE: CHARLOTTE
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