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Rick's Gabfest with Gertrude
Written by Rick Archer, March 2006
Chapter
Five:
THE COMEBACK KIDS |
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First Generation
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1977 -1979 |
Saturday Night Fever Disco Era
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Second Generation
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1980 - 1984 |
Urban Cowboy Western Era,
Winchester Club
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Third Generation
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1985 - 1987 |
201 Nights of Dancing, Tom
Easley Look-a-Likes
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Fourth Generation
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1988 - 1997 |
Studebaker Group, Sharon
Crawford, SSQQ Staff
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Fifth Generation
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1998 - 2000 |
Millennium - The Daryl Armstrong Experience,
Heartbeat, Swing Kids!
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Sixth Generation
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2001 -2007 |
Love Boat
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Gertrude
frowned. "So how did you escape your rut? Or did
you escape?"
"Yes, we escaped, but I can't take much credit for it.
Several people from the SSQQ Staff stepped up and came to
the rescue.
I suppose they just got tired of waiting for me to do
something, so they did it themselves. Among my veteran
teachers,
Susie Allen and Ben Liles made huge contributions.
From my newly-hired set of instructors came wicked Gillian Tillbury, vivacious
Rachel Seff, and wild and crazy Chris
O'Rourke.
They all had a huge advantage on me - they were
single at the time.
If there is one thing the reader has probably learned from
these stories, it is very difficult for a married person to
lead the way with a Singles group. Singles and Doubles
simply have different needs, different goals.
'One' is looking for love, 'Two' wants to enjoy the fruits of
finding love.
Plus there was one other guy. Hmm. Can't remember his name.
Oh yeah. Him.
Daryl Armstrong. If I am the Matchmaker, then Daryl
was
the Troublemaker.
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Rocky as Wild and Crazy Guy |
Rocky and Laura as Scarlet Women |
Rocky as Chupacabra |
Rachel Seff as Elvis |
Wicked Gillian and Wicked Joanne |
Wicked Women - Leather and Lace! |
"Who was Daryl
Armstrong?"
"Daryl
Armstrong is an SSQQ teacher who would give Tom Easley, the
Look a Like ringleader, a serious run for the money in the
inspired lunacy dept.
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Starting around
1996,
Daryl collected an entire band of crazies to help him cause
trouble and raise hell wherever they went. I named them
The
Daryl
Armstrong Experience.
Joanne White (Daryl's girlfriend and later wife), Gillian Tilbury, Rocky Kneten, Laura Wilde,
Verladyne, and Rachel Seff were all just as nuts as Daryl. Maybe
worse.
For starters
Daryl got his Margarita Tours going. Daryl would
rent a bus, then take a group of 50 or so hedonists to
various bars and dives that he had discovered around town
for a night of drinking and bonding. Then he would
drop them off at the doorstep of some Western Club - usually
drunk out of their minds and barely able to move - and let them dance it off.
Masochists and fools from every walk of life would line up to take the
drinking tour. Please note in the pictures below,
these idiots were dancing on top of the bar. They
could have fallen and gotten badly hurt. I guess it
didn't matter. They were so drunk they wouldn't have felt a
thing.
What a bunch of morons! Hmm. Is that me up there?
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Before I even met Daryl, I had been curious about
him for a long time. You see, I had been listening to press releases about him for ten
years before I met him. Plus I drove his car
for five years. Here is how it started.
One day in 1986 I saw the picture of a hot-looking
used car for sale on the bulletin board at my studio.
I called the number and found that Daryl's mother Betty was selling it.
I knew Betty a little bit because she had taken a
couple classes from me. She invited me to
drive over to her house in Meyerland to check out
the car. I fell in love with the car at first
sight! So I asked why such a great car
was available.
Betty said
her son
Daryl had just moved to Hawaii and didn't need it any
more. Hmm. I figured she was dying to
get rid of it so I offered to buy the car on the spot if
she would just come down a few hundred dollars. Betty didn't budge an inch. I bought the car anyway.
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I got over my defeat fast - I loved that car!
It is still my favorite car ever.
Even though Betty had handled me like putty, she and I
became good friends after that. I respected her so much!
Every time I saw her, we would have a chat. Over the next ten years, she would tell me about the
clever things her son was doing in Hawaii like
Margarita tours.
So when Daryl moved back to Houston ponytail,
earring and all
in the mid-90s (very avant garde for those days), I was already curious about him.
Little did I know what a madman he was!! Betty
had not warned me that her son was not normal.
That was definitely a good move on her part.
It was better that I didn't know.
One day Betty brought Daryl over to the studio for classes.
The moment Daryl found out I liked his car, I was
his amigo. He had loved that car too! It broke
his heart that he had to sell it when he moved to
Hawaii.
Back in Hawaii, Daryl had been the
toast of the Islands.
Daryl quickly realized SSQQ was the perfect place to
import the same chaos that he had been creating in
Hawaii. Once I saw him in action, I speculated that he was thrown off the island
and told not to come back.
Other times I would worry he was simply released from prison
somewhere. Or perhaps a mental institution.
I couldn't decide.
Immediately Daryl went to work at causing trouble.
He was so
charismatic that his ideas became almost instant
hits. Once a year Daryl
and
Joanne with help from the "Experience Gang" would throw a huge, wildly popular 'Tattoo,
Leather, and Lace' Party at Rocky's photography studio or
wherever they could find a good venue. This group far
out-sleazied my sleaziest Sleazy Bar Party.
I was
so jealous! What did Daryl have that I didn't
have? He was turning the studio into a
madhouse.
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First I couldn't outwit his
mother. Now her son threatened to steal my entire
studio and Pied Piper my students off to a bar
somewhere and drink them to death. The moment
I realized he was sharper than I was, I made a quick
move to hire him.
Daryl swiftly proved just creative at teaching
western classes. He introduced name tags,
Altoids, and Hawaiian shirts to his classes.
He had theme nights with ties, crazy hats,
sunglasses, and red underwear nights. The red
underwear nights were my favorite. The size of
his classes grew and grew. Inwardly I seethed
as I noticed his classes were bigger than mine due
to his marvelous sense of humor.
But Daryl saved his cruelest joke for me. I
would hear his classes roaring with laughter and go
see what the heck was going on. His classes
would bow to me and chant 'Om', the Hindu mantra of
reverence for the Master. It turned out the
reason the classes were laughing is he would tell
jokes about me. The laughter
would of course draw me to his room with curiosity.
Then he would have his class start that 'Om' crap to
get me to leave the room. Daryl knew I couldn't
stand listening to it.
Daryl can't dance a lick, but his
classes are bigger than mine. He tells
jokes about me behind my back. I worry
that Daryl might be more talented than I am.
Why I hired the guy I don't know. He
always seems to make me look bad. Fact
is, the guy
is a genius. Some day I will figure out why he
works for me. I am in awe.
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One day in 1998 Daryl
announced that he and Joanne had gotten engaged.
All the girls sighed - the Hawaiian Hunk was off the
market for good. But the girls were good
sports - they liked Joanne so much that they were
happy for her.
I asked Daryl for some details on the engagement.
He laughed. He said he was really worried that
Joanne would say no. He had been a Party Boy
for so long that she wondered if he could ever
settle down.
Daryl was so worried about rejection he devised a
plan. On a trip to Colorado, Daryl took Joanne
on a hike deep into the woods. Then when he
figured she was more or less lost, he sat her on a
rock, got down on one knee, and proposed.
I smiled. "Gosh, Daryl, that was really romantic.
What helped you get your confidence up?"
"Well, as I expected, Joanne actually didn't say
'yes' right off the bat. She smiled and said
she was definitely interested, but had a few
concerns to cover. I felt like she needed
encouragement to make up her mind faster. So I
told her if she wouldn't say yes, I was going to
abandon her in the woods and let a bear eat her.
That's when he said she would love to marry me."
Daryl and Joanne were married in October 1998.
Fortunately marriage didn't slow him down a bit.
He went right back to his shenanigans.
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Daryl's
Experience Gang saved
some of their best efforts for the SSQQ Halloween
Party. Rocky would win Best Costume practically every
year with some of the most creative outfits imaginable.
That 'Chupacabra' outfit was equal parts brilliant
and bizarre. The same year, Daryl and Joanne were hysterical as Austin Powers
and Friend. But for sheer audacity, nothing will ever top Gillian and
Joanne's send-off on Monica Lewinsky.
I loved Joanne's kneepads. Such a clever accessory.
SSQQ finally had a new Leader of the Pack
although 'Leader of the Asylum' might be more
accurate. Daryl's wild and crazy friends
were totally nuts.
Another name needs mentioning - Ruth Ann Manison.
She was one of the first people to take advantage of a
brand-new technology known as e-mail. Ruth Ann worked
endlessly collecting emails and used her list to promote
Daryl's adventures.
I smiled. I hadn't seen anything like
The Daryl Armstrong Experience and Ruth Ann
since the Tom Easley Look-a-Like Party and the Jann Fonteno
SSQQ Hotline back in the Eighties. It looked
like a clear case of Reincarnation to me.
The technologies had
changed, but the inspiration was the same. One madman
plans the activities and finds a clever crony to publicize them.
History seemed to be repeating itself at SSQQ.
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"Sounds
like Daryl
got the studio going again by himself."
You would think
that, but Daryl actually got lots of help from several
different sources.
Although Daryl was
clearly the headliner, he was hardly alone in his contributions. As we began to
approach the end of the Millennium, the studio was receiving help
from many sources. SSQQ was well on its way to a
Millennium Comeback.
1. Chris O'Rourke |
2. Ben and Diana Liles |
4. Bill Merrill and Susie Allen
Merrill |
1. An SSQQ instructor named
Chris O'Rourke organized New Year's hot tub parties
that were very well attended by the newly-created In-Crowd
of the day. Plus he enjoyed prancing out naked with
his red underwear at the Halloween parties.
2.
Ben Liles contributed by organizing weekly Tuesday
visits to the Longhorn Saloon that became extremely popular.
For the first time in many years, a western event similar to the old Winchester Club became a
weekly happening. Western crowds flocked to the
Longhorn as Ben promoted the event in his class. This
was the start to a tradition that is still with us
today at the Wild West on Tuesdays.
3.
Rachel Seff filled all sorts of roles. She was
best friends with Daryl and Joanne and constantly helped
promote their latest adventures. Rachel became Matchmaker-extraordinaire at the
Longhorn Saloon. Rachel also loved the Margarita
Trips. She spent the whole time matchmaking while everyone
was too drunk to know any better. The next morning two
people would wake up and discover they were married.
Meanwhile Rachel, who had the sense not to drink, would have
married off another couple.
Susie Allen Merrill
is pictured at right with husband Bill). Susie
made an enormous
contribution when she organized a western dance team known as
'Heartbeat'.
Susie began
her team in 1997. She recruited the people on this team primarily
from the ranks of talented SSQQ Western dancers.
The whole adventure started off as fun. They
were going to do exhibitions.
The team was good from the start. For example,
whenever they performed at the studio (see picture
below), the SSQQ crowd absolutely adored watching
them. In turn, the dancers enjoyed the
applause and became determined to get even better.
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The members
of the team became a very close knit group.
By staying
together, their routines became
more sophisticated and well-executed. they
realized how good they were getting.
They entered a few dance competitions and performed
well. That's when they decided to train
hard and go for a World Championship.
I am proud to say that the team won a
World Dance Championship before disbanding in 2003.
Not only did this group form a powerful 'In-Crowd' of their
own, they provided leadership and energy to the studio that
was absolutely invaluable. The studio would follow them
everywhere to see them perform. Heartbeat gave a huge
shot in the arm to our Western program.
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The late
Nineties were marked by a revival of interest in
Swing Dancing. Judy Archer organized a marvelous dance
team known as the 'Swingin' Skirts and Mugz'.
These
talented Swing dancers put on some fantastic dance
exhibitions at our
Extravaganzas that
thrilled everyone. My goodness these people could
dance!
Their leadership gave the emerging
SSQQ Swing dancers a core group to bond around.
Several nights a week at the legendary Orchid Lounge,
Maureen and the Swing Team held court to hundreds of SSQQ
Swing students. These modern-day Swing Kids had the
best times of their lives dancing and breathing Swing 24/7.
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The 1998 Swinging
Skirts and Mugz
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The 2003 World
Champion Heartbeat
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The Daryl Armstrong
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"Heartbeat,
Daryl Armstrong Experience, Swing Kids... I didn't see your
name up there. What did you do,
Rick? Did you contribute at all?"
"Believe
it or not, I actually helped a little, though
mostly I just took credit for everything.
My
contribution was to organize the very first studio cruise.
In 1998, I organized the studio's first cruise. Back in
the 80s I had organized several ski trips and helped Sharon
put together the wonderful Bahamas trip in 1988. This
cruise thing didn't seem too difficult.
Thanks to a guy I met here at the studio named Steve Frolich,
I was invited to join him for Saturday morning basketball.
There I met another man named Alan Fox. By
coincidence, Alan was the owner of Vacations to Go, a travel
agency. Alan was a very bright guy. He got on board
with the Internet and Online E-Commerce just as it broke
open in 1998. Pretty soon people could book cruises by
going to Alan's travel web site. Alan was way ahead of the curve.
He used
the Internet to get an edge on more established travel agencies that were
not
as quick to take advantage of the new technology. Vacations to Go caught the
breaking E-Wave just right and
surfed its way to become a mega-travel agency. Today
VTG has an enormous presence on the Internet.
Fortunately Alan wasn't so busy back in 1998 that he ignored
simple opportunities like my dance studio. Alan suggested SSQQ
could benefit from taking a cruise. I thought it over. Maybe
it was time to try something new. So I organized the
trip.
As you will soon see, I
made a lot of discoveries on this trip.
The first thing I discovered was just
how popular dancing is on cruise trips. Nearly
everyone came out for the dancing. |
Another thing I discovered is how
popular games are on the cruises. We had some brutal
Trivial Pursuits matches. |
One thing I really enjoyed about this
trip was how much fun it was
to make stuff up. Here Mr. Crocodile chases my daughter! |
Did I tell you Marty saw mermaids on
this trip?
It happened one day during Marty's all-day wino binge... |
SSQQ Slow Dance and Romance followed
us on this trip.
Here engaged couple Renee and BJ take a river boat tour.
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Tony and Susan made a decision to get
married on this trip.
They told me about it a few weeks after the trip was
over. |
Slow Dance and Romance was indeed
with us. Virginia and Gareld McEathron met at the studio
one year earlier & had recently married. |
I had a blast with the Lip Sync show.
Joanne Spuck turned out
to be a fabulous actress. I am serious about that! |
Marty Shea was a big part of the
studio until sad to say he had to
leave us to pursue his career in medicine in the DC
area. |
Another SSQQ Slow Dance and Romance
couple was
Dave and Allison. They got married in 2000. |
"What did you learn from the Cruise experience?"
"I
came back to Houston very depressed. I was absolutely
appalled by the level of poverty I had seen in Jamaica and
the rampant begging. I also had a bizarre experience
with a Jamaican stowaway that left me very shaken.
Personally, I didn't have that great a time because a side
of me ached for those days when I was closer to my students.
I realized I had become so distant from my own dance
students that I barely even knew their names. I
suppose this trip made me realize how lonely I was.
It wasn't all bad.
The 30 people on the trip became very close to one another.
They made close friends with people they previously had not
known. It was just like the good old days when our
crazy adventures led to all kinds of friendships.
I saw the first inklings of how powerful the SSQQ Slow Dance
and Romance Magic was at sea. One couple that had met
at SSQQ and had married the year before, Virginia and Garald
McEathron, came with us. Another couple that had met
at SSQQ and were engaged at the time, Renee Risinger and BJ
Downs, came aboard. Shortly after the trip was over,
another couple named Tony and Susan told me in class one
night they had secretly gotten engaged on the trip.
Sorry to say, in another case of flying under the radar, I
never wrote down their last names or went back and added
their story to the original cruise writeup. The only
reason I remembered the incident is because I briefly
revisited the pictures of the trip to help write this
article.
And yet a fourth couple, Dave Mammone and Alison Terzakis,
grew much closer on the trip. They decided to get married in
2000. Not long ago Alison sent me a picture of their
children!!
The number did not escape me. It seemed significant
that four different couples became distinctly closer thanks
to this trip. Maybe there was something to this "Love
Boat" stuff.
I learned several other things from the trip.
First, I learned how much I missed being a closer part of my
own dance studio.
Second, I learned how crazy people get on cruises. Marty
Shea and Marla Jennings were drunk from sun up to sun down
one day. They would have fit right in with some of our
modern cruise group. Where's the hot tub?
Third, I discovered how much fun it was to write about the
trip. I had not done any writing in years. But the
SSQQ web site had just come on line, so it made perfect
sense to publish the pictures I had taken and write stories
about what had happened.
The problem was, I didn't know much about web design. This
led to an interesting problem - I had more pictures than I
had things to say. First I would insert a picture into a
table, then try to write stuff next to the picture.
But I quickly discovered I had
a lot more pictures than I did stories.
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Since I was
new to this web stuff, I didn't know how to
redesign the tables so the text would fit the
space created by the pictures. As a result, there were huge
gaping holes between where one story ended and the
next story began.
One day I got so frustrated trying to match text
to pictures, I decided to make stuff up in my cruise
write-ups in order to fill up space. That is
how I discovered how much fun it was to make stuff
up in my cruise write-up!!
A couple people from the trip commented they didn't
recall those mermaids or that hurricane or the
attack by the pirates quite as vividly as I did, but
they were very glad I had brought these curious events to their
attention in my cruise write-up. Otherwise they
would have had no idea what they had missed!!
By the way, did I tell you the ship crashed into the
dock in Cozumel? It was horrible! Gee whiz, we were
almost killed!
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"So how would you sum up the Nineties, Rick?"
"The
Nineties had not started well at SSQQ due to
some serious burn-out on my part.
Starting in 1990, the energy had slowly but
surely begun to fade. By the middle of
the decade, the studio had one year -1995 -
where we were in danger of going out of
business.
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Thank goodness 1996 was a much better year.
That's when Daryl came along. Susie
and Judy started their dance teams in 1997.
Now the energy began to pick up again.
As the Nineties closed in on the Millennium, SSQQ
had Heartbeat, the Daryl Armstrong Experience,
and the Swing Kids operating parallel to one
another at the same time. These three groups got SSQQ rocking
and rolling just as hard as it ever did back in the Eighties.
What a gifted bunch of people.
And my positive experience with writing for
the 1998 Cruise helped me discover how much
I enjoyed writing. I finished up the
Nineties writing stories about the studio
that published the activities of the 3
groups. In order words, I was learning
how to use the Internet to promote my
business better.
The Millennium Comeback was complete. SSQQ wasn't
just back,
SSQQ was raging with fire!!
SSQQ finished up the
Nineties with more energy and students than
ever before in its history."
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