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The SSQQ August 2004 Newsletter
Written and edited monthly by Rick Archer

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INTRO     WHAT'S NEW AT SSQQ THIS MONTH
ONE   AUGUST DANCE CLASSES BEGIN ON SUNDAY, AUGUST 1ST
TWO   UPCOMING DANCE PARTIES INCLUDE THE "LATIN SWING THIS BABY" LATIN AND SWING PARTY  AUGUST 14TH
THREE   THE SSQQ ALL-DAY EXTRAVAGANZA AND BEACH BALL PARTY
FOUR   THE SSQQ SEPTEMBER DANCE CRUISE ABOARD THE RHAPSODY IS UP TO 113 PEOPLE
FIVE   SSQQ AND COMPETITION DANCING
SIX  
SEVEN   SSQQ STAFF UPDATES FOR JULY 2004
EIGHT   QUESTION: WHAT DANCE CLASSES DO I NEED TO TAKE TO PREPARE FOR THE SSQQ SEPTEMBER DANCE CRUISE?
NINE   SO HOW DID THE FIRST SENORES AND SENORITAS CLASS (AKA THE SASS CLASS) TURN OUT?? 
TEN   UPDATE ON LAST MONTH'S STORY: SSQQ TO SEE BELLAIRE'S FIRST-EVER SKY BRIDGE BUILT.
ELEVEN   JOEL MCCLESKY AND VICTOR MARQUEZ DOMINATE AT A RECENT WESTERN DANCE COMPETITION
TWELVE   CAN YOU IDENTIFY ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD?? 
THIRTEEN   CHANGES: SSQQ PHASING OUT SATURDAY SWING CLASSES STARTING IN AUGUST
FOURTEEN   MORE ON THE MYSTERIOUS CHANNEL 13 SSQQ FEATURE
FIFTEEN  
       

REGULAR FEATURES

COMPLAINT OF THE MONTH  BITTER COMPLAINT: WHY THE INTERMEDIATE WESTERN WALTZ CLASS WAS CANCELED IN AUGUST.
COMPLAINT FOLLOW-UP   THE NEXT CHAPTER REGARDING LAST MONTH'S COMPLAINT ABOUT THE VULGAR PROPOSITION
BEST NEW JOKES OF MONTH BEST NEW JOKES OF THE MONTH: 8 NEW JOKES THIS MONTH!! -
Contributed by Anita Williams, Judy Walsh, John Hall, Chris Holmes, Gary Richardson, Judith Williams
SLOW DANCE AND ROMANCE CHERYL CORMIER AND GARY DAVIS GET MARRIED!
SHARON CRAWFORD SHARES SOME INSIDE SCOOP ON HER ENGAGEMENT TO BILL SHAW.
FRAN LANDRY AND RICK JACOBS GET ENGAGED.
ssqq employee of month MELANIE JONES AND JILL BANTA
ssqq logic club WHO WERE THE WINNERS OF THE JULY PUZZLE?
NEW logic puzzle tHE NEW SSQQ LOGIC PUZZLE: PLAYING CARDS
joke picture of the month ISN'T IT INTERESTING HOW YOU REMEMBER CERTAIN PEOPLE?
WORST NEW PUN OF MONTH LONE RANGER AND TONTO -  Contributed by Ralph Volz
VOCABULARY WORD  SOLIPSISM Contributed by Rick Archer
VENUS AND MARS WOMEN'S ASS SIZE - Contributed by Patty Jones 
CLEAN SIDE JOKES FEATURING  "The Safari Dog, Leopard, & Monkey"  BY CHRIS HOLMES AND PAT ROBERTS
AND WHICH 5 JOKES FROM LAST YEAR'S AUGUST NEWSLETTER JOINED THE HALL OF FAME??
BLUE SIDE JOKES FEATURING  " Lessons on the Beach" - Judy Walsh
       

SPECIAL FEATURES

  FEATURE ONE   STORY IN THE NEWS: Cruise Passengers Told to Abandon Ship  
  FEATURE TWO   STORY IN THE NEWS: Mouse in the soup
  FEATURE THREE   STORY IN THE NEWS: German court rejects man's brothel demand
  FEATURE FOUR   STORY IN THE NEWS: HOUSTON'S NEW MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR RAIL STOPPED BY FLOODING
  FEATURE FIVE   STORY IN THE NEWS: HOUSTON CHRONICLE ARTICLE ABOUT MISSING DOGS.
  FEATURE SIX   STORY IN THE NEWS: The Most Beautiful Hotel in the World!! - contributed by Gary Richardson
       
 
 

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WHAT'S NEW AT SSQQ THIS MONTH

 

WHAT'S NEW AT SSQQ IN AUGUST!!

WHAT'S NEW AT SSQQ IN AUGUST!!
July is the month we have our Sadie Hawkins Manhunt. In recent years, this was becoming a ho-hum event until I decided to put a bounty on the men's heads. Catch one and get a dollar. Now the women have a real reason to track them down.

What we do is attach balloons to each man's ankle. Once the second balloon is popped you are out of the game. This year we had 25 women hunting 25 men.

SSQQ Staffer Mona Nashed and her cousin Yma were the real killers. Together I think they hunted down nearly a third of the men. I believed they worked together. One would slow the man down while the other would sneak up behind and get the balloon.

This years Most Elusive Man Award went to Anton Solovyov. Anton finished second back in 2000, but this year he was practically uncatchable. He was so difficult to bring down he almost became the first men ever to get to the end of the game (ten minutes) with a balloon still intact. Impressive.

And Guess who finished second? I did. Not bad considering my daughter Sam made it her one goal in life to put me out of the race. She was after me the entire time. Ha! It was fun to make her mad!

The September SSQQ Cruise is amazing. We are way past the 100 threshold and continue to get nibbles. Believe it or not, there's still room to join us.

In July 8 different SSQQ dancers either won or placed in the New Orleans UCWDC Mardi Gras Dance Competition. The entire story is in this email. It is a very interesting story. SSQQ may be on the verge of developing a dance competition training program. Let me know what you think of the story below.

The SSQQ Extravaganza is coming on August 28th in conjunction with our annual Beach Ball Party. During the day we will have 24 dance workshops to choose from and at night we will dance to the music of our first live band five years. HIT AND RUN is a terrific dance band that will play Western, Swing, and Whip music all night long. Plus my friend George Grega will bring in his special light show for the occasion. This entire day is going to be Something Special!!
You can read more about the EXTRAVAGANZA below.

We have a feature in the SSQQ Newsletter known as "Stories in the News".  As you know I have a weird job that calls for me to work nights.  In the evening while you play, I work.  However there is a flip side to this coin. Many of you people are working very hard for a living while I have nothing better to do at 8 AM than drink my coffee and calmly read the paper.

As a result of this relaxed approach to the news, I catch lots of stories that you might miss and I just love sharing them with you!!   Some are funny, some are serious, some are tragic. I think they are all interesting.  You decide.
 

STORY ONE

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THE JULY SCHEDULE OF CLASSES
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/schedule.htm

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE JUNE 2004 SCHEDULE
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/extra.htm

 
 
STORY ONE: AUGUST DANCE CLASSES BEGIN ON SUNDAY, AUGUST 1ST  

http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/schedule.htm

HERE ARE THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE AUGUST 2004 SCHEDULE
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/extra.htm

By student request we will be offering Gloria Sanchez' INTERMEDIATE SWING BALBOA. This class has been very popular, so be sure to join in on Sundays in August at 4:30 pm.

After a very successful month of Acrobatics in July, we will offer SWING ACROBATICs II as a follow-up on Sundays in August. Don't forget you need a partner for this class. Don't miss it!

Beg Argentine Tango had 30 students, so we will offer INTERMEDIATE ARGENTINE TANGO in August. This is your chance to learn more about this flashy, mysterious and beautiful dance.

Speaking of Tango, BEGINNING AMERICAN TANGO will also be offered on Mondays with Charlene.
ADVANCED DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT on Mondays features many sophisticated patterns to Waltz, Foxtrot, and Rumba. For those of you taking the SSQQ September Cruise, this class is perfect for dancing to the live Big Band Music at the Captain's Reception!

THREE LEFT FEET on Tuesday is a follow-up class to the better-known Two Left Feet class. This class prepares you to dance at practically any occasion - wedding reception, class reunion, or private party with a band. It covers Western, Salsa, Freestyle, Zydeco, and Slow Dancing.

WESTERN WALTZ V appears once a year. Many of the former graduates of Sharon and John's Waltz program are now considered among the finest Waltz dancers in the city. Reminder: In September Sharon and John will start WESTERN CHA CHA.

Scott Ladell is a Competition Western dancer who has recently joined the SSQQ Staff. So far Scott has gotten one compliment after another for the choreography in his recent Ghost Town class. He will be offering DEATH VALLEY 1 on Fridays in August. Should be exciting!

MARTIAN WHIP on Thursdays welcomes back Bethany Daniels from her three-month absence while she starred on stage in "Suessical the Musical". Did you know the Friday Martin Class known as MARTIAN XTRA has begun to set attendance records? This excellent class is taught by Houston City WCS champion Bryan Spivey and his partner Lisa Palmer. There is no overlap between the two nights. This means you pay one price and get the second class for free.
On Saturdays in August at 4:30 pm SSQQ introduces WESTERN LINE DANCING!! Actually Mae Neihouse says the class won't be just Western Line Dances, but all kinds of line dances. If the class is popular enough, we will happy to offer follow-ups levels as well.

RHYTHM AND BLUES TWOSTEP is a popular dance used in African-American nightclubs. Similar to Zydeco, the man and woman dance in closed position, then the man swings her out. The basic is a 6-count whereas Zydeco is an 8-count. Since the patterns are kind of similar, it can get confusing to learn without some guidance. Also known as Steppin' and Swing Out in different areas, R&B Twostep is the perfect marriage between East coast and West coast swing. It has east coast footwork but has a strong west coast flare. It is danced mainly to R&B music such R Kelly's "Step in the Name of Love." This class is being offered at SSQQ for the first time. Three different students have stopped me at the studio to say how glad they are to see this class offered. However the credit should go to Willie Bushnell, our popular Zydeco instructor, who has previously taught this class on a dance cruise with great results. Should be interesting! Ronnie Alexander will help Willie !
team-teach this class.

SSQQ has recently introduced a new Saturday dance program known as Senors and Senoritas from 1:30-3:30 pm. Taught by Milt Oglesby and Susan Arevalo, the SASS CLASS features all kinds of dancing and has a built-in practice night at the end of each class. For a more detailed look, visit http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/senors.htm. If you have any questions, email Milt at MILTTGIF@aol.com

By the way, about a dozen people have stopped me to explain that I have misspelled "Senors". Technically it should be "Senores". Well, that's true, but tough. It's a play on words. Stop bugging me!.
 
     
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SATURDAY NIGHT PARTIES IN AUGUST
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/calendar.htm

 

STORY TWO: SSQQ DANCE PARTIES IN AUGUST

THE “LATIN SWING THIS BABY” SALSA SWING DANCE!!

Saturday, August 14th, 9:15 - 1 am, Cover Charge $7.

http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/party15.htm

Swing dancing will be in Room 1 and the Salsa dancing will be in Room 4.

CRASH COURSES FROM 7-9 PM:

(Note: To Register for a Crash Course, show up the night of the party and sign up at the door!)

LATIN CHA CHA - Judy
CUMBIA - Linda
SALSA DIPS AND LUNGES - Steve/Danielle
LATIN HUSTLE - Kerry
SLOW DANCING - Marty and Adele (cpls only)
SWING CHARLESTON - Maureen

 
STORY THREE

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THE SSQQ EXTRAVAGANZA!!

 
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The SSQQ Extravaganza is an all-day Dance Event on Saturday, August 28.
Doors open at 9 am and stay open till after Midnight!!
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/party16.htm

There will be six Crash Courses offered at 4 different times in the day, meaning you have 24 classes in all to choose from!
The BEACH BALL PARTY later that night will feature the first live band at SSQQ in 4 years. HIT 'N RUN is headed by Charlie Cotrone featuring Rick Keith on Keyboards. George Grega has known Charlie and his band for many a year. Earlier this year in January I went to the wedding of George's daughter Tonya. While there I was very impressed with how good the band was. I had no idea they were personal friends of George. After I complimented George on the selection of the band, George smiled and said, "Why don't you ask them to play at the studio?" And that's how it happened.

Now thanks to George, he has made sure that Kirsten Chambers and Kimberly Mendoza will be singing for us! Both ladies have sung for the Houston Grand Opera as well as TUTS and the Gilbert & Sullivan Society. In the words of George, they also enjoy the chance to let their hair down and sing a few "done me wrong songs". Actually I have cleaned up George's words. What he really said is they like to sing in dangerous, off-the-beaten-path places. The exact word was "slumming". I suppose next to the Grand Opera, SSQQ might be a step in the wrong direction, but I bet these gals will be amazed at how many people will be dancing. Rumor has it they may even bring some more of their singing friends along to join in the fun!

As for the Extravaganza, there are four sessions offering workshops in Beginning and Advanced West Coast Swing, Beginning and Advanced Swing, Beginning and Advanced Western, and even some Hip Hop Line Dances!

I will be adding even more details in the next Newsletter as the event approaches, but for now you can assume this will be a monster event with several hundred people in attendance. And you never know who you might meet at a dangerous place like SSQQ!
http://www.ssqq.com/ssqq/party16.htm
 

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UPDATES ON THE SSQQ SEPTEMBER RHAPSODY
DANCE CRUISE 
96 AND COUNTING!!

http://ssqq.com/information/rhapsody2004promo.htm

 
 

STORY FOUR:  THE SSQQ SEPTEMBER DANCE CRUISE ABOARD THE RHAPSODY IS UP TO 113 PEOPLE. 

http://ssqq.com/information/rhapsody2004promo.htm

THERE IS STILL SPACE AVAILABLE AT THE ORIGINAL PRICES!

PHONE MARLA AT 713 862 4428 OR EMAIL marla@ssqq.com

 SSQQ has scheduled a 7-day Cruise aboard Royal Caribbean’s floating palace known as the “Rhapsody” at the end of September. The dates for the sailing are Sunday, September 26, thru Sunday, October 3.

Something that makes this particular trip out of the ordinary is that Marla and I will be getting married aboard the ship.

Marla and I connected on the SSQQ Cruise back in August 2001.  I had known her for about six months previously as a student, but had never actually talked. On the first night of the cruise, there was a midnight dance at the Disco.  As I walked in, I saw Marla standing in the door watching the dancing. She appeared to be getting ready to leave so I hustled over and asked her to dance.  We danced freestyle for a while and then sat down. Over Margaritas we began a conversation. I was amazed at how much chemistry we had right from the start.  The rest is history.

We have never been apart since.

Originally Marla and I thought we would get married in Estes Park, Colorado, since that is where I proposed to her over Memorial Day 2003.  We had intended to get married in front of the Stanley Hotel (famous as the inspiration for “The Shining”) with the Rocky Mountains as our backdrop. But on our recent trip there this year, we realized how impractical the entire plan was.  I think the final straw was when I had to carry four pieces of luggage up three flights of stairs at the Stanley. We checked in at 10:30 pm after a long drive in the mountains only to find their elevator was broken. I discovered it had been broken for six months. Somehow the place didn’t seem quite as romantic any more.

So we went back to the drawing board. Marla wanted to get married aboard the Rhapsody. After all, we met on an SSQQ cruise, why not get married on one?   Made sense to me.

Unfortunately when we checked in June for availability, there was already another wedding scheduled!  Amazing.  It turns out they only do the weddings while the ship is docked in Galveston each Sunday. Unfortunately someone had already beat us to the punch.

But if you know Marla, she doesn’t give up.  It didn’t hurt that as the trip’s travel agent she had access to people in high places.  So for the first time, there will be two weddings on the same trip!

The first wedding party gets the “Shall We Dance” Lounge and we get the Disco. Makes sense. After all, that’s where it started.

The problem is that due to 9/11 restrictions, the ship will only allow 35 guests. And Marla and I count in the total!  That leaves 33.  So most of our wedding guests will be immediate family and a few landlubbers who aren’t going on the trip. 

Marla was depressed at having to leave so many people off the list. Then she had the idea to spring for a lavish Reception later in the day for everyone who is going on the cruise. After pulling some more strings, we now have a wedding reception for 113 people later the same evening in the “Shall We Dance” Lounge in addition to our earlier party. 

That makes two wedding receptions in one day plus the huge “Tattoo Leather and Lace” Party the night before at the studio.  I imagine I will be a tired boy on this trip.  But you know what?  I am looking forward to it. I think everyone is going to have a great time.

Lately we have had several women drop off at the same time that several men were joining. The boy-girl ratio is definitely starting to improve. That makes me feel good because that improves the chances that I will see some sparks fly between some of our guests on our Honeymoon trip. 

As they say, “Who’s next?”


BY THE WAY, SOME CRUISES CAN BE VERY EXCITING!  GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO A CARNIVAL SHIP JUST BARELY OUT OF NEW YORK CITY?  CLICK HERE TO READ.

 
 

STORY FIVE

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STORY FIVE: SSQQ AND COMPETITION DANCING

 

Written by Rick Archer

Although most of you think of SSQQ as “Home” and take it for granted, in the big picture of things you might be surprised to find our studio is one of the largest dance studios in America.  In terms of sheer numbers of students, we might even be THE largest  (does anyone know of a larger studio?)

And how did this come about?  We accomplished this impressive feat by being “different”.  Right from the start SSQQ separated from the pack by emphasizing social dancing for the fun of it over dance competition.

Traditional dance studios emphasize dance competitions and dance exhibitions.  Through the use of private lessons, most studios motivate their students towards excellence by targeting various dance competitions.  Although we teach private lessons as well, our reputation has been built on our Group Lesson program.  It is the Group Lessons that account for our attendance numbers, numbers I might add that are practically unheard of in the dance industry.

SSQQ has always emphasized Group Lessons with the aim of making dance fun to learn and fun to use. I might add our Group Lessons are also a lot less expensive than private lessons.  This helps to make learning to dance a much more affordable hobby.

Even our studio dicor is different. Our walls are not lined with trophies from dance competitions or with pictures of past dance champions.  Instead they are filled with pictures of countless students having fun dancing. 

Over the years our main measure of success has been the thousands of students we have taught to dance.  We are also proud of the several hundred couples that have met here at the studio and gone on to get married.  I might add the Marriages are just the tip of the iceberg.  Throw in a dollar for every romance we have assisted and I could retire right now.

Still SSQQ has been the object of much criticism over the years from Houston’s dance community. We don’t teach styling, we don’t teach technique, we don’t teach frame, we let our students dance sloppy without any correction.  We have no dance champions and we don’t stress excellence.

You get the idea. 

It is true that we don’t train dance champions. Dance champions will never emerge from a group class, even if it is an “Elite Group Class”.  I completely agree that at some point, private lessons are a mandatory step for anyone who wishes to achieve excellence in the world of dance.  However as you will see, our group classes are a marvelous place to get started.

One reason SSQQ has not trained a dance champion is due to the simple fact that we haven’t ever tried to.  I have never had the interest to play that game, but the main reason is that I never have had the time.  Running this enormously complex business has always been a full-time job.  I gave up teaching private lessons years ago simply because I no longer had the time.

Nevertheless I have always felt that if there were some teachers here at the studio that wanted to put their mind to it, SSQQ could become a force in the world of competition dancing as well. 

This hunch became a fact last January 2003.  During a New Years 2003 Competition our wonderfully gifted longtime dance teacher Susie Merrill took her legendary Heartbeat Dance Team to the UCWDC World Dance Championship. 

Over the previous six years Heartbeat had been a consistent winner in dance competitions throughout Texas and nearby states. The team had become so deep and so talented that Susie decided to take aim at the highest target. She set the Worlds Western Dance Competition as their ultimate goal.  To her delight, Heartbeat did indeed win the World Championship in the “Team Category” despite some tough competition. 

Susie has been an SSQQ Instructor since the late 80s.  Her original team started in 1997 as an offshoot from fiddling with a Western dance known as “Triple Two”.  She recruited some SSQQ instructors and advanced dancers to help her. Just by playing around they developed such a clever routine that Susie asked permission to let them perform here at the studio. After a big round of applause the whole group was hooked and decided to get even more serious. They continued to practice for another year and a half just for the fun of it. They honed and modified their routine.  In 1998 they decided to go on a road trip. It began innocently enough as they were just going to go to a small competition in nearby Austin to dance an exhibition. Their routine was very well received, but something happened. As the team members watched the other people compete, they began to imagine dancing just as well as some of those people did.  The fire was burning. The team decide!

d to get serious and dance competitively.  From then on, each individual took it upon himself or herself to do whatever it took to improve as dancers. Many of them began taking private dance lessons in addition to their team practices.

The 2003 victory at Worlds was the culmination of all those efforts. 

Heartbeat consisted of 24 dancers who trained right here at the studio.  Let me point out that all but one of these dancers was recruited from the ranks of current and former SSQQ students.  As I said, our group lessons may not be enough to win a dance contest, but they give you a heck of a great start. One question the competitors constantly asked was, “Where do you find so many men who can dance so well?”  

However it wasn’t easy.  The long hours of training plus the stress of keeping up with rules changes and upgrading the routines took its toll.  The struggle for Heartbeat to win the Worlds was so great that Susie practically fell apart from exhaustion after it was all over.  She was offered a job teaching science up in Longview, Texas, which is where she and her husband Bill have their retirement home. The temptation to “get away from it all” was too great so she jumped at the offer.  For the past school year Susie has been up in Longview, which explains why some of you newer members of the studio may not have heard of her.

Losing Susie was a fatal blow for Heartbeat.  Unfortunately there was no obvious successor.  Without their charismatic coach, the members of Heartbeat decided it was better to go out on top.  After a tearful farewell party here at the studio in January 2003, they disbanded.  I have noted there must be some serious fun in this competition game because ever since many of the members speak to me of their yearning to start all over again and raise the phoenix from the ashes.

One person who decided she would keep going is Anita Williams. At the Austin competition that really brought the team’s focus together, Anita was one of the people who had been inspired to take private lessons.  Her work paid off in a big way.

While Anita and her 23 fellow dancers were busy winning the team championship at World’s in 2003, Anita was the only Heartbeat member to win an individual competition (3 different people entered).  With her teammates cheering for her, Anita won first place in the West Coast Swing Worlds competition to add to her victory as part of Heartbeat. 

Unfortunately soon after her victory, several of Anita’s body parts decided to give way. She suffered an infuriating series of knee and foot injuries that required several surgeries to fix.  While her own dance career was postponed as she healed, Anita decided she enjoyed competitive dancing so much that she turned to coaching. 

Her first student was Victor Marquez who just happened to have been her dance partner on Heartbeat.  After the smoke cleared from the team victory, Anita approached Victor with this request - She wanted to try her hand at being a pro and compete with him as the “amateur”.  Anita made it clear to Victor that this was going to be a learning process for her. She said that most of what she could offer was her experience as a former competitor. Victor said yes and so it began.

Anita and Victor began putting routines together in late February 2003 to prepare for their first event in May at the Texas Classic. From there they went to New Orleans, then another event in Houston and a final event in Dallas.  Working the competition circuit had two purposes - first to get invaluable experience and second because they needed to compete in at least three UCWDC sanctioned events to qualify to compete at Worlds. 

Victor and Anita had so much success at the local competitions that they were encouraged to go to Worlds.  They spent November and December working hard at practicing and structuring the routines.  As a result, they were well prepared for the Big Show.

Not only did Victor and Anita dance the five required dances, they put two other dances on the floor as well!  They were very pleased by how comfortable they felt.  They knew they had danced well and by watching the other couples knew they had a chance to place high.  But first they would have to suffer an agonizing wait for the results.  After dancing New Year’s Day, they had to wait three days for the awards ceremony!  Anita was a nervous wreck the entire time. She couldn’t stop thinking about what the results might be. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!!

Anita felt certain that Victor had a great chance to win but the waiting nearly shot her nerves for life.  Finally the awards day came.  Anita burned several more cat lives when she discovered the ceremony had been delayed. 

Finally the Awards Ceremony began just one hour before they had to take a taxi to the airport.  Would this be enough time to get to Victor’s results??  Anita was through with her fingernails so she started to bite her toenails instead.

Fortunately after all that waiting, Victor’s division was one of the first announced. Anita was on pins and needles as they read each placement in reverse order. When they got to the #3, she could hardly breathe. Then they announced the #2 winner it wasn’t Victor.  Since he was the only one that hadn’t been named, this meant he was the last man standing. Victor won! 

Not only did Victor win, his scores were superior.   He had basically trounced the field. Anita decided to call him “Victory” as his new nickname.  The man definitely deserved the moniker.

This impressive championship motivated Victor and Anita to continue working together in 2004.  Plus Anita had something else up her sleeve - she recruited a second dance partner!!  Early this year, Anita began working with SSQQ student Joel McClesky as well.

Not long after the big win at Worlds Anita spied Joel in the SSQQ Martian Whip class.  Using the confidence she had gained from working with Victor, Anita persuaded Joel to compete with her as well.  Fortunately Anita’s stable of thoroughbreds does not currently compete against one another.  Due to his previous victories, Victor competes at a higher level than Joel.

I have watched these two men train with Anita on several occasions. Every now and then I drop by the studio on a Saturday. Each time I see Anita and Victor dancing.  Usually Joel is also there sitting on the couch waiting his turn.  Or maybe I will see Victor watching while Anita works with Joel. Or maybe Anita would sit and let Joel practice with his girlfriend Ruth or Victor dance with his girlfriend Christine. They are always training! 

The hard work recently paid off.  Over the weekend of Friday, July 16th, Victor, Joel, and Anita had an exciting weekend in New Orleans at the Dance Mardi Gras UCWDC competition. Mr. Victor was indeed the Victor again in his competition, but Anita had a new thrill as well - this time Joel won his competition as well.  This means Joel has now won two competitions, the first being here in Houston at “the Texas Classic” in May. That’s a pretty good start.

Victor and Joel’s victories are no accident. I happen to know that both men are “Naturals” when it comes to dance.  These men moved gracefully from the first time I saw them. Nor is it surprising that Anita picked them - she can spot talent!  But you know what, I think Anita is a “Natural” too. Not only is she a great dancer, it looks like she has the makings of a great coach.

Joel and Victor’s success was not the only SSQQ news this weekend.  In all there were EIGHT SSQQ students and teachers who won or placed in their divisions. 

In the C&W competition, Cher Longoria, Christine Sandal, Joel McClesky, and Victor Marquez won their divisions.  Randy Winfrey came in second in his division. Priscilla Hamic came in fifth in her division.

Cher Longoria was the only person to enter both sides of the competition. After winning her Western contest, Cher came in fourth overall in her division as well. I loved her victory message to me, “I won”.  My reply? “Good.”

While Joel and Victor are indeed “Naturals”, let us not overlook another amazingly gifted male dancer. The entire Houston dance community is aware that SSQQ Whip Instructor Bryan Spivey is one of the finest young talents to come along in many a year.  When you see him dance, you realize he moves his body better than most women, but somehow manages to look quite masculine in the process.  In the Mardi Gras West Coast Swing competition, Bryan Spivey won his Pro-Am division in impressive fashion. Dancing Pro-Am with Lisa D’Amico against a crowded, deeply talented field, the odds were not in his favor. Nevertheless in classic Julius Caesar fashion, Bryan came, saw and conquered. 

When you put Bryan, Victor, and Joel side by side, we are reminded of the classic query mentioned earlier, “Where on earth do you find all these men who can DANCE???”

And guess who the top-rated Coach was?  Actually Anita is too modest to accept my praise. I don’t know how anyone can beat a coach whose only two students both won first place, but I learned long ago the world of competitive dancing can yield some strange results. Nevertheless Anita insisted I say that all she knows is that as a “Coach” she placed somewhere in the top 10% out of 42 different dance professionals. Not bad for a woman who dances wonderfully but can’t even walk without a limp!!

We have always know that SSQQ is a great place to get started dancing if your objective is to learn to social dance.  After this weekend, it is no longer idle speculation that we may have the seeds of a competition program as well.

We have three instructors who are ready to roll up their sleeves and help all comers with Western and West Coast Swing right now.

Anita Williams can train a male dancer to compete Pro-Am either in Western or West Coast Swing.  If you are interested in learning more about details, contact her at anitawilliams1@juno.com

Scott Ladell has recently joined the SSQQ staff. He is a very experienced Western dancer. Working in conjunction with Anita, Scott is ready to train a female dancer to compete in a Western Pro-Am. You can reach him at scottladell@houston.rr.com

Our recent college graduate Bryan Spivey still has Amateur dance status. He isn’t ready to go Pro-Am just yet.  I think he is thoroughly enjoying taking everything one step at a time. However Bryan said he will be happy to work with anyone male or female who wishes to improve their WCS dancing with a future eye towards competition.  You can contact him at bubbamotion@yahoo.com

And one more thing - the next time someone corners you at Wild West and tells you the only way to get any good at dancing is to go learn someplace else, set ‘em straight.  Thank you.

 
 

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THE STORY OF THE 2004 SSQQ MARDI GRAS TRIP!

 
 

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SSQQ STAFF UPDATES FOR JULY 2004

 

The major change at the studio staff involved the retirement of Brian and Ann White from teaching. Ann White, then known as Ann Bush, joined the SSQQ staff in the summer of 1999. Brian joined about a year later in September of 2000.  Along with fellow SSQQ instructors Ben Liles, Anita Williams, Martin Anderson, Jill Banta and Mo Hendrix, Brian and Ann were founding members of the Heartbeat Dance Team coached by Susie Merrill from 1997 through January 2003.  This was the dance team that won a world UCWDC championship in January 2003. However the climb to the top was so arduous that Susie decided to retire from coaching soon afterwards.  I might add it was during their time as members of the dance team that Brian and Ann started going together. 

After a four year courtship, last November 2003 Brian and Ann got married.  As they settled into married life, I imagine some of the excitement of working every Friday night after a long work week lost some of its allure. Ann and Brian were highly respected teachers here at the studio for a long time. I know they will be missed.  However, once they recharge their batteries, I would not be surprised to see them take another stab at teaching. I wish them well.

I would like to welcome Scott Ladell to our staff. Scott will be taking one of the open teaching spots on Friday. Scott is an expert Western Swing instructor who has been a competition dancer for some time. He is also an excellent Western Swing choreographer and prefers to teach upper level Western Swing classes.  So expect some interesting patterns once Scott gets settled into teaching here. He will start with Ghost Town 11 in July on Fridays.

Also the lovely Gina Garza has joined the staff as an Assistant on Fridays. In addition to holding down a full-time job, Gina is also pursuing a master's degree in business at Rice University. She tells me she comes to the studio to regain her sanity.  Somehow, I understand completely.  Gina got her picture in this month's Newsletter.  Go visit the Sock Hop Pictures!!
 
 

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QUESTION: WHAT DANCE CLASSES DO I NEED TO TAKE TO PREPARE
FOR THE SSQQ SEPTEMBER DANCE CRUISE?

 
 


----- Original Message -----
From: "Stefani Callihan"
To: Marla@ssqq.com
Sent: Monday, June 21, 2004 12:23 PM
Subject: advice please!

Marla!

I'm really looking forward to the cruise and would like some dance advice, please.

I am new to the SSQQ scene, and although I have a lot of dance experience, it's all solo, ballet, etc. I am just completing the advanced swing class, and those are the only classes I have taken. I would really like to be able to dance a variety of dances by the time the cruise rolls around, and take all the classes I can fit in during the cruise.

Since new classes start in July, I have three months to take classes to get ready for the cruise. What classes would you recommend I take prior to the cruise?

I appreciate your assistance.  Thank you,
Stefani

REPLY (RICK ARCHER)

Side Note: For all you people planning on dancing with us on the SSQQ September Dance Cruise, there are many opportunities for Ballroom Dancing on this trip. For starters, there are two fabulous Ballroom Dance Parties in the "Shall We Dance" Lounge complete with the ship's orchestra and free cocktails.  One is the "Welcome Aboard" Party and the other is the "Welcome Back" Party. (Note: please forgive, but the second party is only available to people who have cruised on RCCL at least once before.)  These classy events are often dominated by the SSQQ group since very few of the ship's passengers can even begin to complete with our trained dancers. Our group puts on quite a show by dancing Foxtrot, Swing, Cha Cha and Waltz to great music.  Adding to our fun is a huge crowd of well-dressed onlookers surrounding the circular dance floor who watch in awe at our excellence. Do we feel guilty hogging all the attention?  Heck no, we revel in it!  Our fellow passengers love watching us dance!!

In addition to the two big parties, each night t
here is a live band that sets up in the Atrium at the very center of the Rhapsody. The band plays everything from Foxtrots to Waltzes, Rumbas, and Cha Chas. Since as I mentioned the majority of the passengers can't dance , our group has the floor to ourselves. Indeed, it is common for people to line the railing on the deck above simply to watch the dancing in Atrium below. Sometimes our dance group becomes as big an attraction as the Band itself!! 

"Intermediate Moonlight" on Mondays in July is the perfect class to take to prepare for the Ballroom Dancing that occurs every night of the trip!!

However since it is an "Intermediate" class, I wouldn't just jump in unless you have some serious experience with Twostep (similar to Foxtrot footwork and timing) or Western Waltz (Ballroom Waltz has the same timing as Western Waltz, but you need to learn Waltz patterns that don't travel!)

Another classes useful to prepare for the trip is any level of Swing Dancing. Much of what the bands play are Big Band classics.

Many of the SSQQ group gets involved in after-dinner dancing and after-hours dancing.  The Rhapsody provides a live band for social dancing every night in the "Shall We Dance" Lounge after dinner. Unfortunately we have yet to find a good dance band in our previous two tries aboard the Rhapsody.  Maybe the third time is a charm!

The band usually tries to play Western music although some of it is hard to recognize.  Even worse, one band played every song at the same up-tempo speed of 130 beats per minute. Experienced dancers recognize this as the LEAST FAVORITE TEMPO for dancing. 

My point in writing this is the most fun dancing is often in the wee hours of the morning to the SSQQ Jukebox. We bring along a boombox and hook it up to a computer that can play thousands of songs.  Starting at Midnight or sometimes 1 am, we get the "Shall We Dance" Lounge to ourselves and start smoking the place.

And you say, "There's no way I can stay awake till 1 am!!"

Wrong. You forget that many of our group can time-shift. It doesn't matter what time you get up.  Some people dance till 4 am, then get up the next day at 11 am.  Who cares??

So like the kids in "Dirty Dancing" who specialized in hot steamy dancing after all the resort people had gone to bed, many of the SSQQ Dusk till Dawn Dancers don't actually perk up till the Midnight Hour. The phrase "Dance the Night Away" truly applies to some of the vampires in our group who run for cover about the time the sun rises.

And look for them to dance Western, Swing, and lots of Whip.

 

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SENORES AND SENORITAS AKA THE SASS CLASS!!
(By the way, did you know the price of the class drops to 36 men/26 ladies permanently after the first month??)

 
 


The SSQQ SASS CLASS is the brainchild of Milt Oglesby.  He believes there is a lot of interest on the part of "Senior Citizens" (defined as anyone 50 and above) to find opportunities to dance and socialize with people their own age.

I don't know why I am so worried about being delicate. After all, I am 54 and a card-carrying AARP member. Therefore I feel I have every right to speak of this group as "us" and not "them".  That said, I will simply say this isn't exactly the Hip Hop crowd but rather the Hip Replacement crowd.  After that crack, I am sure they love having me represent them!!

But let's face it, growing old ain't for sissies and a twisted sense of humor is our main weapon in the battle against the ravages of time.  Another main weapon in the battle is Dancing.  Social dancing is good for the spirit, good for the exercise, good for the concentration, and good for the waistline. It's also a great way to visit with friends.  And rumor has it that dancing is a potent defense against Alzheimer's, but I forget who told me that. ;-)

After several months of planning, Milt's first Sass Class got off the ground this past June 2004.  Attendance was excellent: Milt told me there were well over 20 people in attendance.  There's 21 in the picture and that doesn't include the countless volunteers.

Milt correctly anticipated there would be more women than men. I don't mean to be indelicate, but demographics show that women begin to outnumber the men after everyone turns 50. I would prefer not to discuss the reasons behind this shift in the ratio, but Milt found a good solution. He went out and recruited several of his friends here at SSQQ to volunteer to be "Leads". 

That clever idea seemed to make things go much better.  Milt forgot to list all his volunteers, but I know at least some of their names: Susan Arevalo, Susan Waring, Phyllis Porter, and Gareld McEathron. If I left anyone off the list, blame Milt.

Milt told me they were a very well-behaved group for about ten minutes, then cut loose and got rowdy for the remainder of the month. To put it lightly, they did everything possible to live up to the name of their name.  One of the few joys of aging is getting to the point where you no longer give a D___. about decorum and this group was definitely out of control most of the time.

Just between you and me, Milt can be a real pain in the you-know-what with his smart-aleck remarks in class, so I am thrilled that he was surrounded with 20 students all behaving just as badly as he does. Karma in action!!

The Sass Class covers the basics to all sorts of dancing.  There's plenty of music during class and after class Milt has half an hour of free Practice Time at the studio where everyone hangs out and dances with each other for the fun of it.

Milt's goal
is to graduate each group to another level while opening the door for newcomers with an easier class.  As with many great adventures, I expect Milt will change a few things along the way.  I have little doubt Milt's original vision will end up looking like a winding Colorado river with all the twists and turns he will make as he gets more experience. 

Milt's eventual
goal is to get all his students familiar with the basics of several types of dances so they will become more confident social dancers.   

In July, his Numero Uno Assistant, Susan Arevalo, will take the new beginning students and he will take the "original 20" on to a new level. Milt's goal is to have 75 to 100 Seniors in this SASS program in December.

After the great start he had in June, I wouldn't bet against him!!

The following is a note from Susan:

Hi Rick,

I think the class was a great success. We had 20 students but needed more men. Milt has a natural talent for keeping the class moving and having fun at the same time. I'm sure everyone enjoyed themselves. I hope I do as well with the new class next month.

I see this class becoming a place for seniors to come and have fun, meet people, and learn to dance, a social skill, all at the same time. In the months to come I hope we can get several levels going at once and maybe see a little flexibility at that time where if a person felt like one week he needed a level 1 class, say in Swing, but the next week he'd like a level 2 class in C&W that they could easily switch.

Next month I will be teaching the level 1 (with Garald as my assistant), while Milt teaches level 2. I believe the plan is too continue to add on to the dances we've started with levels 2 and 3, but then we'll get to a place where we'll let the students vote on what dances they'd like to learn the next month. I hope this let's us keep a continuing crowd of familiar faces coming to dance on a Saturday afternoon, with new recruits working their way up the levels.

Susan Arevalo

 
 

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UPDATE: BELLAIRE'S FIRST-EVER SKY BRIDGE

 
 


June 29, 2004 Update:  The area around the former Door Warehouse building has been completely encompassed by a chain-link fence. Obviously something is afoot.  In the meantime, the parking lot has eroded to a series of potholes. Hopefully an upgrade to the parking lot will be part of the plans for the massive overhaul of the area.  RJA

The Previous Article from the June Newsletter:

F
or the past two years, I have watched with some concern as important real estate changes have taken place around the Bissonnet shopping center SSQQ calls its home.

Last year I noticed when the tenants in the quiet building next to Charlies BBQ were told to vacate the premises. After they left, that building was expensively remodeled and is now home to "First Street Surgical Center". You cannot have missed the iron gates and gorgeous landscaping that now adorn its premises. So clearly this building went upscale!

A big SSQQ story from a year ago was the illegal towing of SSQQ cars from the abandoned Door Warehouse building at the edge of the SSQQ parking lot. After the Door Warehouse went bankrupt, the space was up for rent, but instead was purchased by the same people who also own the First Street Surgical Center. The good news is the towing threat seems to have disappeared. There are no threatening signs on that building anymore and no incidents in over a year.

Two months ago I was informed by my landlord that he had decided to sell the 4803 Bissonnet to Dr. Varon, who just happens to be the owner of the First Street Surgical Center and the Door Warehouse building. For anyone who has ever played Monopoly, Dr. Varon appears to have accomplished a Monopoly of his own on the First Street/Bissonnet corner.
 

Now comes further news that the Bellaire City Council has approved plans for First Street Surgical Center to put up a Sky Bridge that will connect the Surgical Center to the Door Warehouse building. In other words, you will still be able to use that little secret passage street that runs between the Surgical Center and Door Warehouse, but there will be a sky bridge above your head.

The new owners of my building have not met with me yet so I am uncertain as to the long-range plans. The rumor is they intend to not disturb the leases of anyone in the 4800 Bissonnet Shopping Center.

It has been suggested the reason they bid so aggressively on this property was to acquire rights to the parking lot which would in turn support their investment in the Door Warehouse building.
   
This all remains to be seen. Another rumor is the addition of a second story to the Door Warehouse building to meet the Sky Bridge as well as added parking under and around the Door Warehouse building.

Further rumors have extensive new landscaping being added to our shopping center by our obviously well-heeled new landlords. That would be nice.

Now if they could just fit some of the potholes in our parking lot… but let's give them time to ease in to the difficult task of managing three extensive properties all at once.

I will keep you posted of new developments. In the meantime, here is a story that I have reprinted from Kathleen Ballanfant's excellent local newspaper, "Village and Southwest News":

CITY COUNCIL APPROVES BELLAIRE'S FIRST SKYBRIDGE
By Michelle Leigh Smith
Reprinted From The Village and Southwest News

Bellaire will soon have its first skybridge, requested by the First Street Surgical Center. Council voted unanimously to approve the request after reconsideration of a previous direction given to the Planning and Zoning Commission to determine whether the concept of sky bridges should be allowed in the City of Bellaire.

Mayor Pro Tem Phil Nauert proposed an amendment directing City staff to grant the permits for the skybridge since there was no existing rules on the books about skybridges and secondly, to direct P&Z to look into drafting skybridge guidelines.

"I could not support this amendment," said Pat McLaughlan. "I see the City of Bellaire would be receiving no consideration for the abandonment of street right of way.

Siegel explained that the amendment was not to abandon the ROW. The ROW stays in our possession. I understood I may be a little slow, but I'm having a real problem understanding what it is these people want. The first few pages of the brochure are concentrated on the Skybridge. They show extensive landscaping with palms and fountains. It sounds like if they are doing this extensive landscaping over the entire parking lot that they have an interest in the entire center where Radio Shack is located. I think we need to deal with it in an integrated manner. Cindy interjected, "Can I try to explain. The issue is about the Skybridge. They have bought this whole area, including the center. They bought the Door Warehouse, they are putting $8.5 million in. The center will be upgraded and they will add a new professional building where the Door Warehouse is."

Council voted Nauert had a point of order. "Public discussion is closed. I don't think it's in our purview to tell them what to do with the center. What an egregious extension of our effort beyond what is legally allowed us. It is an opportunity only for us to make a mistake. I would like us to continue only with discussion of the matter at hand."
Davison said, "I think the one element that we're missing is fact that we didn't do our housekeeping. I agree that in the absence of an ordinance we should grant this."

Jeffrey asked if the city would be giving up any utilities underneath the property.

"I think the way it is looks good," Jeffrey said. "I think it will add tremendous value to our City."
Nauert's amendment passed 6 to 1, with McLaughlan dissenting.

The ordinance then passed unanimously.

TO BE CONTINUED IN OUR NEXT EPISODE OF 'AS THE STUDIO TURNS'

 
 

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JOEL MCCLESKY AND VICTOR MARQUEZ DOMINATE AT DANCE COMPETITION!!

 
  Story written by Coach Anita Williams

Rick, we’re at it again! The 2004/05 competition year began with a great start for SSQQ student Joel McCleskey and Victor Marquez.

First, I’ll begin with Joel. I met Joel when I taught WCS on Thursdays and I was immediately impressed with his natural ability. I don’t remember how we got on the subject of competition, but somehow we did and I managed to persuade him to give it a try. We began working in late January in preparation for a UCWDC event here in Houston this past May. First time out, Joel won 1st place in his division. He took first in Triple-Two, Two-Step, Waltz and WCS. We got a 2nd in Night Club. Way to go Joel!

Our very own World Champion Male Crystal Newcomer, Victor Marquez, placed second overall in his division at the same event. He won three of his five dances, Night Club, Cha-Cha, and WCS, came in 2nd in Two-Step and 3rd in Waltz. Victor had to move up to a much more challenging division this year because of his win at World’s last January and we have all new, more difficult routines. Then to make things worse we got a late start because of my knee operation. We’re just now getting comfortable with the routines, so I feel pretty good about the possibility of winning "Overall" at some future event.

On that note I’d like to mention that your new addition to your staff, Scott Ladell, is a fellow competition coach. If there are any ladies out there who are interested in pursuing competitive dancing, they may want to consider Scottie for an instructor. Scottie is an excellent teacher. I might also add that he has won a few competitions himself, he’s pretty impressive!

Both Scottie and I enjoy the process of taking people through the competition circuit. If students are interested or have questions about competing, we would love to talk with them!

On that note, we’re busy preparing for our next event in July in New Orleans and for an event in Phoenix early August. I’ll pop you a note to let you know how we make out…

(Rick's Note:  Anita Williams is a long-time SSQQ instructor. She was a member of the World Champion Heartbeat Dance Team in 2003 and also won an Individual World Championship at the same competition in the West Coast Swing division. Over the past two years she has begun to put together an impressive resume as a Western dance coach. If you have aspirations to compete, contact Anita. If you are a guy, she can coach you. If you are a lady, Anita can get Scott involved. If you are a couple, Anita probably won't know what to do.  The nice thing about Anita is that she is honest and direct. If she doesn't think she's the right coach for you, she probably can put you in touch with the right person.  Either way, cont